Witnessed Jason's barefoot wedding to the lovely Amie. Have to hand it to our son and his bride for tying the knot in style. See you in LA!
Thank you God for keeping the rain until after the wedding reception. You cooperated perfectly today on the beach for Jason & Amie’s wedding
What's w/newscaster's need to append "world-famous" 2 "Harlem Globetrotters" but not, say, to "Los Angeles Lakers"? Don't do their marketing
Sitting here adding all the new skills I was endorsed for on LinkedIn. Except scalability. My vertical scale maxed out at 5 foot 5 1/2
61° here at 7:07am in
. Happy to be just sitting
out here sipping my coffee without a jacket absorbing the morning. Foley,
ISIL stands for "Islamic State of Iraq and the
Levant." Who calls it "The Levant"
anymore? That's like calling China
My son's Alabaman mother-in-law Teresa tells me he speaks and moves like me. I told her he must have inherited my blunt
Of course I'm healthy as a horse most of the time, but come down with a raging headcold just in time to see our son get married.
Sure is cold down here on the
It was in the 20s when I woke up. At least I'm glad the sea didn't freeze like Gulf Coast Niagara Falls.
Hotel business centers. Practically the only place left in the business world where they have desktop computers.
Glad to have another ex-Forresterite Rob Koplowitz joining IBM. Great analyst, great guy.
Traveling with my girls to see our boy and his lady tie the knot. On the beach.
RIP Lesley Gore. It’s impossible not to sing along to any of her hits.
Schrödinger's rat must suffered even greater uncertainty. Even if the cat died, rodent's prospects depended on how soon. Would he squeak by?
#IBMCognos & #IBMSPSS helped @michiganstateu achieve 55% ROI http://ibm.co/IBM-MSU http://bit.ly/1FsxwVX
"How To Make Good Decisions in Deploying the Logical Data Warehouse" (http://bit.ly/1CIor5o ) JK--Rich Hughes. #IBM #DataWarehouse
This wk #IBMDataMag qhs: http://ow.ly/JfEa2 http://ow.ly/JfEa3 Shortened week: holiday (Mon), personal leave Thurs-Fri (son wedding)
#BigData optimal deploymt model? Universal big-data execution stack p1: http://ow.ly/JfDbo p2: http://ow.ly/JfDbp Wed #IBMDataMag qh
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Mistadobolina by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien from The Best of Elektra Years JK--Only non-misspelled word here is "
This is semi-blowing my mind. I'll be making an #IBM #bigdata presentation at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game in March. Without face mask
"The Hot Yet Little-Known Trend That’ll Supercharge AI" (http://ow.ly/JdxOs ) JK--GPUs for acceleration. Hey WIREd, um, it's well-known!
"How conditional random fields ‘powerful’ in ML" (http://ow.ly/Jdw0S ) JK--Calc the best probability of a sequence of data feature labels
"Anomaly Detection is the New Black" (http://ow.ly/JdtYN ) JK--No, it's the new datascope for sensing light/signal amid black/noise.
Trying to decide whether the heavy feeling in my thigh muscles is the body sculpting last night or snow hoisting this morning. A bit of both
"Here Is What U Should Know About Decision Trees" (http://ow.ly/JdrCC ) JK--Classification algos that are key #bigdata sifting mechanism
"Must-Ask Qs Before U Choose ML Algo" (http://ow.ly/JdoMF ) JK--Heterogeneous problem? Probabilistic? High-order variable interactions?
"The Science of Sensory Marketing" (http://ow.ly/Jdnqc ) JK--“Embodied cognition”: bodily sensations help determine the decisions we make
"New DB promises drone no-fly zone around yr house" (http://ow.ly/Jdl4c ) JK--Should B required by law 2 B autochekd/enforcd in drone ops
"Tim O’Reilly Explains the Internet of Things" (http://ow.ly/Jdk74 ) JK--"The IoT is really about human augmentation."
"Deep Learning Squeezed Onto a Phone" (http://ow.ly/JdjCX ) JK--Good piece on AI, deep learning, & cog cmptg making smartphones smarter
"More Data, Less Accuracy" (http://ow.ly/Jdi1Y ) JK--Interesting blog re #bigdata degrading Bayesian posterior probability calculations
Things heating up in #hadoop market! > #HadoopNext Chat: Accelerate #data science w/ Hadoop http://ow.ly/JdbGj
"Drive smarter #business decisions with data and #analytics" http://ibm.co/1L8MP6l #BigDataMinute #bigdata
"Applying #bigdata tech 2 answer biz questions critical for orgs" http://ibm.co/1yS4dUx #IBMdatahero #hadoop #BigInsights
"#IBM is committed to putting #Hadoop to work in your enterprise" http://ibm.co/1zLq7c1 #BigInsights
Things heating up in #hadoop market! > #HadoopNext Chat: Accelerate #data science w/ Hadoop http://ibm.co/1zLoUBJ
Plowman plows my street./Pushes the precip into/piles so bright and neat.
" #IBM Accels Data Science Success for
Data Scientist, Analyst, & Ent Mgt modules
New #IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse blog: "When New Hardware Starts To Spontaneously Self-Fabricate" (http://ow.ly/JcNyI )
Drafted next #IBM blog: "Fogs, Logs, & Cogs: The Newer, Bigger Shape Of Big Data In The Internet of Things"
IoT? Plumbing the low-latency big-data pipeline within your IoT p1: http://ow.ly/JchnB p2: http://ow.ly/JchnC Tues #IBMDataMag qh
" #IBM Redefines Storage Economics with New Software" (http://ow.ly/Jcb3A ) JK--IBM Spectrum Storage, a new storage software portfolio
"Webcast: 5 Pitfalls to Avoid When Modernizing Data Warehouses" (http://ow.ly/Jc7wX ) JK--Thurs Feb 26 1pm EST #IBMDataMag
"DB2 Tech Talk: Native Encryption Capability" (http://ow.ly/Jc765 ) JK--Thurs Feb 26 12:30pm EST #IBMDataMag
Caught "Gone Girl" on DVD. Great thriller. Rosamund Pike does a very good "Basic Instinct"-like sexy-lady psychopath.
"Webinar: Addressing Customer Analytics in #Hadoop" (http://ow.ly/Jc5MA ) JK--Thurs Feb 19 12noon EST #IBMDataMag
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Head Over Heels by Tears For Fears JK--1985. Released 30 yrs ago today. For me, soundtrack to boring data-entry job
"Holistic Mobile Security on the #IBM z System Platform" (http://ow.ly/Jc0zS ) JK--IBM Redbooks: secure mobile mainframes #IBMDataMag
"Preprod DB Environmnts W/out th Complexity" (http://ow.ly/Jc07r ) JK-- IBM Redbook: InfoSphere Optim Workload Replay for DB2 #IBMDataMag
"Is the Data Warehouse Passé?" (http://ow.ly/JbZmv ) JK--IBM-sponsored study investigates the current state of data warehouse #IBMDataMag
"Annual #IBM Champion Nominations Extended" (http://ow.ly/JbYQx ) JK--Till March 8. Recog those who influence others re IBM #IBMDataMag
"Distinguishing Data’s Latency From Its Actionability" (http://ow.ly/JbXZn ) JK--Me putting in-memory analytcs in perspective #IBMDataMag
"Capacity Problems that Hinder Analytics Progress" (http://ow.ly/JbXv3 ) JK--Tom Deutsch on how constraints encumber #bigdata #IBMDataMag
"Scale Up Data Integration with Data Models & Inferencing" (http://ow.ly/JbUXm ) JK--Bob DuCharme on RDFS in data integration #IBMDataMag
How #businessprocesses involve established practices, repetitive processes, reproducible outcomes http://ibm.co/1AzQuJ4 by James Kobielus
Why keeping the distinction between #actionability and #datalatency clear is important http://ibm.co/1AzQuJ4 by James Kobielus
Does #inmemory persistence remove barriers that prevent #businessoutcomes at any #latency? http://ibm.co/1AzQuJ4 by James Kobielus
Got the shoveling done first thing before breakfast. Now spending the rest of the day shoveling the white space out of my inbox.
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp No Shade In the Shadow of the Cross by Sufjan Stevens from Carrie & Lowell JK--2015. That is nice. Hushed reverie.
New #IBMDataMag jk column: "Distinguishing Data’s Latency From Its Actionability" (http://ow.ly/J8XYh )
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Jimmy Carter Says "Yes" by Gene Marshall from Do U Know th Difference Between Big Wood & Brush JK--1976. This a joke?
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Leaf Off / The Cave by Jose Gonzalez from Vestiges & Claws JK--2015. Love his solo stuff. Acoustic hushed driven deep
"Will Congress Regulate Internet o Things?" (http://ow.ly/J60Iy ) JK--Republican congress? They wouldnt even regulate things that need it
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Valentine's Day Is Over by Billy Bragg from Workers Playtime JK--1988. Sung in his signature Cockney heart-on-sleeve
"Survey Reveals the Ins & Outs of Office Romances" (http://ow.ly/J5XOu ) JK--Phrase "ins & outs" made me snicker like Beavis & Butt-head
Cold & windy as hell these past 24 hours, but the snow was minimal & brief last night. Just white dust sprinkled all over. That & road salt.