Announcing
relaunched #IBM Data
magazine (http://ow.ly/CXS36 ). More visually,
socially, & intellectually engaging resource for data pros
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Shadowplay by Joy
Division from Unknown Pleasures JK--Title reminds me of Javanese wayang. The
shadowplay of politics
What
is it with idiots at the gym who ask if they can “break in” when you’re on a
piece of equipment? This is just rude. Wait your turn!
Good
week. I don’t recall anything about it. But it was good. I feel it in my bones.
Totally
grooving to brand-new LA Fitness @ brand-new Springfield Town Center. Much
better than th noisy poorly maintained Landmark facility
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Almost Like The Blues
by Leonard Cohen from Popular Problems JK--2014. He's 80 years old. Keeps doing
cool stuff.
"Biology,
Deceit & Security in Internet of Things" (http://ow.ly/CVQeY )
JK--Interesting discussion. Large attack surface. Like your skin
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Sometimes by James
from Laid JK--1993. A good 90s FM radio memory.
This
wk #IBMDataMag
qhs: http://ow.ly/CUI1y
http://ow.ly/CUI1z
http://ow.ly/CUI1A
http://ow.ly/CUI1B
http://ow.ly/CUI1C
Engaging
customer as individ? Quantification of student performance p1: http://ow.ly/CUH8a
p2: http://ow.ly/CUH8b
Fri #IBMDataMag
qh
When
did "vanish" vanish and "went missing" take its place in
the language? Explain why vanish went missing.
My
"meh list" includes editorials ending w/"please share your
thoughts" & entertainment content ending w/"enjoy." Must
readers be prompted?
"11
Ways Data Has Changed How We Travel" (http://ow.ly/CSK1P )
JK--Cool time-travelogue through the evolving infofabric o human mobility.
Caltech's
comprehensive machine-learning video library: http://ow.ly/CSJzd
"12
things I hate about #Hadoop"
(http://ow.ly/CSHA5 )
JK--List of @acoliver peeves is deep
in the weeds of the elephant's habitat
Building
the Foundation for the Internet of Things: http://servicemanagement360.com/2014/10/16/building-foundation-internet-things/ …
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Please Don't Let Me
Be So Understood by Tweedy from Sukierae JK--2014. Great one from the Wilco
dude & his son.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Am I Safe by Ryan
Adams from Ryan Adams JK--2014. Wow! What a great new song from this prolific
artist!
#BigData ethics? Diff
btwn targetd segmentation & discrim profiling p1 http://ow.ly/CRh5F
p2 http://ow.ly/CRh5G
Thurs #IBMDataMag
qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Teardrop by Massive
Attack from Mezzanine JK--1998. Unmistakable voice of Cocteau Twins' Elizabeth
Fraser. Laid bare
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Collaborations and correlations in the common cause" (http://ow.ly/CR9Q5 )
"Machine
Learning Workflow" (http://ow.ly/CR8d6 ) JK--Covering
supervised learning methods. Good overview. Good graphic.
"Gartner
Debunks Five of the Biggest Data Myths" (http://ow.ly/CR6ff )
JK--Good roll-up. I second their debunk of all 5.
"How
Analytics Helping To Predict Blockbusters" (http://ow.ly/CR5N2 )
JK--Online services give more granularity into viewer propensities
"4
Self-Study Machine Learning Projects" (http://ow.ly/CR3dk )
JK--Good discussion of autodidactic on-ramps to ML skill acquisition
"Big
Thinkers. #BigData.
Big Opportunity: LinkedIn Economic Graph Challenge" (http://ow.ly/CR2sT )
JK--Global. Map talent 2 opportunities
"
#BigData and
Quantified Self-Awareness" (http://ow.ly/CR0Zc )
JK--Good piece by Jim Harris on cultural peril o ubiquitous self-tracking
Join
me et al for #IBM #makedatawork
tweetchat Demystifying the Data Refinery Wed Oct 22 1-2pm ET http://ow.ly/CQRl5
. Be there. Aloha.
Finished
Patti Smith “Just Kids.” Beautiful, tender, sober, loving reminiscence and
homage to her first love. A work of pure heart & soul.
RT
@CloudExpo: Big Data Potential in
Helping Secure Internet of Things http://goo.gl/siJPI7 @jameskobielus #BigData #IoT #InternetOfThings
Headed
to #ibminsight?
Watch this video and be sure to take InsightGo with you! http://bit.ly/1rjnQ3u
#ibmblu
Why
#UofT Loves #IBMBLU: Faster,
Smaller, & Simpler in Only a Few Hours - Tue Oct 28, 10- 11 am at #IBMInsights http://ibm.co/1u62jgU
Adoption
Guidelines & Lessons Learned @ Coca-Cola Bottling Company: Mon Oct 27,
3:30-4:30 pm at #IBMInsights
http://ibm.co/ZZyCa9
#ibmblu
Join
the next #DB2Night
Show @iqbalgoralwalla talks
about his experiences with DB2 "Cancun Release" & shadow tables -
http://ow.ly/CL1cb
Reporting
#headaches on #OLTP systems? Cured with
Shadow tables in the new #DB2
10.5 "Cancun Release"! http://bit.ly/ZE1qEm
98%
faster access to business data & 50% faster response times in #SAP ERP for @BALLUFF with #IBMBLU: http://ibm.co/1pDBY7g
.@Balluff gains 7X fast insight into
critical data for better business decisions http://ibm.co/1nBvgVk
#PowerSystems #IBMBLU
Find
out how @Balluff gained a faster
insight into critical data for better decision making. http://bit.ly/1zaPRVg
#ibmblu
Why
clients like @Balluf love how BLU
Acceleration made a huge difference to their business - http://ibm.co/1nbJCv4
#BI #analytics
#UOFT uses #ibmblu for fast data
insights on global recruitment efforts. Just another way #ibmblu enhances
business! http://bit.ly/1sNlb8d
Showdown:
IBM DB2 10.5 with BLU Acceleration vs. Oracle 12c In-Memory Option http://bit.ly/1vvIl1m
#ibmblu #Oracle #analytics #database
How
does DB2 stack up to the competition? Join us Thurs at 12:30p EDT to find out.
Register: http://bit.ly/1qnQjGo #oow14 #db2 #Oracle
Sharing
successes from the Internet of Things: What 3 companies are doing. http://ibm.co/1DcOxj7
#IoTWF #ibmiot
Another
of these "we noticed U haven't downloaded our whitepaper" emails.
Geez. I've also noticed I haven't climbed Mt. Everest. What of it?
"
#BigData for social
good" (http://ow.ly/CNKQ4 ) JK-- #IBM Courtney Pallotta on
the Big Data for Social Good Challenge. Sign up now!
Prepping
for IBM Insight 2014 in Vegas. By "prepping," I mean practicing my
Elvis moves in the mirror. Viva Big Data! http://ow.ly/CNGVf
Drafted
next #IBM jk blog:
"Collaborations and Correlations in the Common Cause."
Create
an app for social good using #Hadoop http://cpo.st/1sdkJy8
(http://cpo.st/1w8DnJX )
#Hadoop4Good #BigData Challenge
Use
city data sets and make an app for positive change. Coding starts 11/10/14 http://cpo.st/1sdkJy8
#Hadoop4Good #IBM #BigData
Use
your developer skills & create an app 4 social good. http://cpo.st/1sdkJy8
(http://cpo.st/1w8DnJX )
#Hadoop4Good #BigDataChallenge
Sometimes,
#developers need
2 train like athletes. Chip & Jason take coding 4 social good to new level.
http://cpo.st/1sdkJy8
#Hadoop4Good
Register
for the @IBM #BigData for #SocialGood
Challenge http://cpo.st/1sdkJy8 (http://cpo.st/1w8DnJX )
#Hadoop4Good #Hadoop
Are
you training as much as developers Chip & Jason are for @IBM #Hadoop4Good
Challenge? VIDEOLINK #Hadoop4Good
Finger
obstacle course? Chk. Coding & push ups? Double chk. Developers, up 4 #Hadoop4Good
Challenge? http://cpo.st/1sdkJy8
Do
you have what it takes to out-develop Chip & Jason? http://bit.ly/1xP1U6f
#Hadoop4Good #Hadoop #bigdata
Register
for the @IBM #BigData for #SocialGood
Challenge http://cpo.st/1sdkJy8 (http://ibmhadoop.challengepost.com )
#Hadoop4Good #Hadoop
Learn
about strategy for optimizing Internet of Things. Watch live IoT World Forum
keynote –10/15, 3:15pmCT: http://www.iotwf.com #ibmiot
Big
identity? Facial recog, deep learning & end o anonymity in public p1 http://ow.ly/CN5WN
p2 http://ow.ly/CN5WO
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
"
#IBM and SAP Partner to
Accel Ent Cloud Adoption" (http://ow.ly/CN2rq ) JK--SAP HANA
Enterprise Cloud on IBM Cloud Mgd Svcs & SoftLayer
"
#IBM Extends Bluemix
w/Cloud Service for IoT" (http://ow.ly/CN1n5 ) JK--New IBM Internet
of Things Foundation svc for biz IoT app dev
#Temporal #datamanagement
is an intrinsic feature of any mature #datawarehousing
governance & stewardship practice http://buff.ly/1tsYR5x
#Governance #Stewardship & #Quality of Temporal
Data in a #DataWarehousing Context:
@IBMDataWH Blog by @jameskobielus http://buff.ly/ZfoVTC
More
“Insight” into the present & future of #analytic #databases at #IBMInsight 2014 http://buff.ly/1vLuzJR
@IBMDataWH Blog by @rahulag80
What
does the future hold for #analytic
#databases?
“#IBMInsight
– 2014” http://buff.ly/1vLurdn : @rahulag80 Blog for @IBMDataWH
One
of the key goals of #IBM
#datawarehouse
modernization is to *NOT* put additional load on the #RDBMS http://buff.ly/1vLtYb9
@IBMDataWH
#BigSQL in #BigData is a
Big Deal : @IBMDataWH blog by @DennisDuckworth http://buff.ly/1rTxXjx
#NOSQL
#Northwestern
Mutual improved its #data
analytics & ability to provide faster insights with #IBMBLU http://buff.ly/1vLkyMV
@IBMDataWH
#IBMInsight 2014 : #IBMDB2 #BLU in Action at #Northwestern Mutual
http://buff.ly/1vLjpFd
: @IBMDataWH Blog by @larryheathcote
Typical
morning. A handful of PR types reading my stuff emailing me "story
ideas" about their clients' stuff. Do PR people look at bylines?
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Let's Dance by David
Bowie from Best of Bowie JK--1983. Late great blues-rocker Stevie Ray Vaughan
on guitar.
ISIS.
At least it rhymes with “crisis.” Topical songs and doggerel much easier to
bang out, Mark and/or Nipsey Russell-grade.
Stretching
my head into some advanced mathematics relevant to big-data analytic
programming models. Stretching till all my membranes ache.
#Hadoop uber-alles? Data
modeling...U'll still need 2 pay ETL piper p1 http://ow.ly/CJzaU p2 http://ow.ly/CJzaV
Tues #IBMDataMag
qh
"
#BigData digest: Set
your happiness gadget to bliss" (http://ow.ly/CJs0x )
JK--Allende invented big data? New Yorker needs factcheckers
Lots
of interesting "I didn't realize she knew" revelations in Patti Smith
"Just Kids." Janis Joplin, for example. Janis called Patti
"Poet"
"
#IBM Insight Internet of
Things Adventurer’s Challenge Weekend" (http://ow.ly/CJmJu )
JK--Deep dive Oct 26 11am (pacific) #IBMDataMag
"Accelerating
Insight to Support Regulatory Compliance" (http://ow.ly/CJmi6 )
JK--Case study vid: DB2 w/BLU for compliance #IBMDataMag
"Strategy
Shifts 4 Analytics & Transaction Processing" (http://ow.ly/CJlIm )
JK--#IBM ITG reports:
DB2 cost-benefit analysis #IBMDataMag
"The
CDO Perspective" (http://ow.ly/CJlix ) JK--Video: Learn more
about transformation from chief data officers #IBMDataMag
"Reimagining
the Business of Data" (http://ow.ly/CJkYT ) JK--#IBM Chief Data Officer
whitepaper. Download: http://ow.ly/CJkYU
"What
Does Wedding Ring Have in Common with Tablet?" (http://ow.ly/CJkC7 ).
Come to #IBM Insight
& find out. Reg: http://ow.ly/CJkC8
Hear
former MythBusters host Grant Imahara keynote #IBM Insight 2014 (http://ow.ly/CJiAG )
#IBMDataMag.
Register: http://ow.ly/CJiAH
"Target
Behav in Real Time 4 Effectiv Outcomes Pt 2" (http://ow.ly/CJhF6 )
JK--Sathi Thomas Sathi & Vora conclude 2-pt series #IBMDataMag
"Exploring
a Public Open Data Proj Pt 2" (http://ow.ly/CJh3V )
JK--Jennifer Shin on pitfalls to avoid when using openFDA API #IBMDataMag
"Agony
& Ecstasy of Scalable Disaster Recovery" (http://ow.ly/CJgxm )
JK--D.Birmingham on #IBM
PureData System for Analytics #IBMDataMag
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Black Flowers by Yo
La Tengo from I Am Not Afraid of You & I Will Beat Your Ass JK--2006. One
of gr8st LP titles ever
Distracted
driving laws. If lawmakers wanted to curtail things that distract drivers,
they'd also ban car radios, cupholders, and passengers
Bought
& downloaded Stuart Moxham's EP "Six Winter Mornings." Six songs.
All of them like a crackling fireplace glow to warm your soul over
Whew!
I am so relieved that Kim Jong Eun has made his first public appearance in over
a month. Wait. No. What am I saying?
Drafted
latest #IBM blog:
"What's Keeping Data Science from Playing a More Central Role in Public
Policy?"
"Discrimination
drives the need for ethics in #bigdata" (http://ow.ly/CGbWz )
JK--Good comprehensive, careful analysis by Richard Lee.
Please
don't say data was "mined" when U simply mean "analyzed."
And don't give "mined" a perilous spin, as if discussing, say, land
mines
Stuart
Moxham "Blue Loop" (http://ow.ly/CFKem ) JK--I'm a Moxham
fanatic, but this I've never heard till now. Quite nice. Love his voice
"Disruption
Coming For MDM: Hub of Context" (http://ow.ly/CFISV ) JK-- @FORR_Mgoetz discusses graph
analytics in master data mgt context
"Portland
enlists #bigdata to
make biking safer" (http://ow.ly/CFFtH ) JK--Using cyclist data
collected from Strava, GPS-pwrd app
"Algo
Predicts Neighborhood Crime Rate Using Google Street View" (http://ow.ly/CFDtn )
JK--And also finds unlabeled McDonald's outlets
"Next
Step in Securing Border: Fido & Smart-Sensor Collar" (http://ow.ly/CFBWk )
JK--Real-time canine olfactory-arousal handler-alerting
"CDC
Tracks Cell Phone Location Data to Halt Ebola" (http://ow.ly/CFAZ1 )
JK--Tracking geog distrib of dialing to emergency call centers
Kylin:
open source distrib analytics engine from eBay w/ SQL i/f for multi-dim OLAP on
#Hadoop http://ow.ly/CFyCh
http://ow.ly/CFyCi
"Guest
Post: Are You Pouring Pollution into the Data Lake?" (http://ow.ly/CFu34 )
JK-- #Gartner @merv @databeyer give their take on this
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Orange Sky by Alexi
Murdoch from Live on KEXP JK--Soulwarming autumnal feel to this classic
acoustic love song.
Bugs
Bunny "Hare We Go" (http://ow.ly/CFq9M ) JK--1951. Wherein
Christopher Columbus is an "otsamottawitchoo" Chico Marx soundalike.
Smarter
cities? p1: http://ow.ly/CFkKD p2: http://ow.ly/CFkKE
p3: http://ow.ly/CFkKF
Monday #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Mi Baby by Marisel
from Chicas : Spanish Female Singers 62-74 JK--Me gusta esta cancion. Un
poquito Dusty Springfield
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Jesus Built My
Hotrod (Short Pusilanimous So-They-Can-Fit-Mor-Comercials-on-th-Radio edit) by
Ministry JK--Gr8 title!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp On Fire by Sebadoh
from Harmacy JK--Deep song about deeply conflicted impulses. Very autumnal sort
of brooding mood.
Having
a so-called bucket list is nonsense. Th assumption is that you need external
things to make your life complete. When internal is all
RT
@Skepticscalpel: I predict
airport screening for Ebola will be as effective as asking people if anyone
else packed their bags.
Tattoos.
The more skin area they cover the more I wonder about the psychology of a
person who would voluntarily disfigure him or herself.
Mainstream
journalists now slap “big” onto humdrum data analytics stories that none o them
would’ve covered just a few years ago. Progress?
Britain
has a “Serious Fraud Office.” I hope they establish a Comical Fraud Office and
put John Cleese in charge of it.
Paleo
diet? No, thanks. Mastodon meat is too gamey for my tastes.
High
up on my "meh list": attempts at written humor that milk th potential
o auto-correct to put people in awkward but salvageable positions
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp I Wanna Be Adored by
The Raveonettes from single JK--Cool cover of great Stone Roses song.
