Friday, October 22, 2010

Aweekstweets Oct 15-22 2010: the week of PAW & SNA

New #Forrester report: "Zero In On CRM HEROes: The Role of Social Network Analysis " ( 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

New #Forrester report: "Zero In On CRM HEROes: The Role Of Surveys, Observations, Analytics, And Engagement" ( 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

RT @kurtbreighley: There is a special place in hell for listeners who send unkind e-mails when I'm playing Kirsty MacColl. JK--I miss Kirsty 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck

#IBM has typically jampacked bunch of announcements planned for IOD next week. Prebriefings are good. Analysts need time to digest. about 2 hours ago via txt

Listening to Alison Statton & Spike, "A Greater Notion," from brilliant '94 LP "Tidal Blues." Think of her more as solo artist than YMG vox. about 2 hours ago via txt

Juan Williams. Funny that nobody has mentioned the circumstances of his dismissal from the Washington Post ( about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck

Working on...let's see....3 consulting projects....2 reports...2 presentations...nailing down several trip arrangements....home improvements about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Howlin' For You by The Black Keys from the album Brothers JK--Black Keys. Blues rock untainted by hairband brain lice about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck

Cambridge MIT Charles River mid Oct 2010. Cool windy sunny sparkling lunch hour. about 8 hours ago via txt

Ironic in world of ubiq wireless GPS & Google that tech looking guy in cab in Cambridge asks stranger (me) on street where MIT Media Lab is. about 8 hours ago via txt

Wow. Crisp New England autumn Friday. Sun and winds. Jacket weather. about 9 hours ago via txt

Wow! Many customers going to #TDPUG next week. See you all there. My predictive analysis is that the sun will shine & ocean will be pacific about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck

People seem to treat tweets as ephemera. They're not. They have impact, and are aggregated into persistent, searchable collective record. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck

Crowdsourcing. Crowd is cloud of people, relationships, propensities, & potentialties. It's a "source" just as clouds above a source of rain about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

RT @rossdawson: Why Crowdsourcing is the future of EVERYTHING ( JK--Is this just trendy synonym for "society"? about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

Cambridge eastside near MIT has densest cluster of distinct named Wi-Fi networks that I've ever seen. I can feel the signals in my fillings. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

Listening to Lady Gaga "Alejandro" from "The Fame Monster," overhead at Cosi in Cambridge over coffee & breakfast squagel sandwich. Squagel? about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

Social commerce. Seeing more mention of this. "Social" as opposed 2 what? Sullen, self-involved, self-service commerce? Latter's fine w/ me. about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck

What is this "man up" crap coming from mouths of GOP women politicians? Would they like if male rivals shot back with sexual taunt? Zip it! about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck

Wish I had time 2 walk bridges to/from Boston proper. But Cambridge proper also a cool walking city. Pay attention: landmarks block to block about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck

Boston's chilly. Glad I brought a sweater. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck

Commented offline 2 #DMRadio buds today that Warren Beatty could definitely play elderly Ronald Reagan. Look at him now. Forget ideology gap about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Bruised Orange (Chain of Sorrow) by Justin Vernon of Bon Iver #KEXP JK--Great new country song. Wisconsin dude. Uff-da! about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp John Saw That Number by Neko Case from the album Fox Confessor Brings The Flood JK--Neko could be a preacher-lady. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck

Alexander Calder. His mobiles & stabiles are among the most beautiful and playful sculptures you will ever see. Or be blessed to live among. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck

WGBH Boston. Without a doubt the best public TV station in the country. Probably one of the best TV stations ever. Anywhere. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck

Seen "The Town" with and by Ben Affleck? Set just a stone's throw from MIT & Forrester. Town & gown & analyst coexist. 1,287,708,146,000.00 via txt

Riots over retirement age in France. Lots of people not all that fond of being forcibly put out to pasture on comfy pension. 1,287,700,051,000.00 via txt

Tune in to us via #dmradio 1,287,688,515,000.00 via TweetDeck

I did my opening co-hosting bit with Eric Kavanaugh on #DMRadio re #DW 101. Tasso Argyros of @asterdata speaking now. 1,287,688,423,000.00 via TweetDeck

#DMRadio will go live with #DW 101 in t minus 3 minutes, mas or menos. 1,287,687,460,000.00 via TweetDeck

Kobielus tweeted, and he's tweeting now, to the #DMRadio folks....can you hear me?...I dialed in 1,287,686,118,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp He Was Really Saying Something by The Velvelettes JK--Great Motown original. Covered very well by Bananarama. 1,287,683,998,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: You Belong by Hercules & Love Affair JK--Sorta like nouveau Culture Club, except U don't really want to hurt them. 1,287,682,288,000.00 via TweetDeck

Scraping & posting tweets & stories to my personal productivity cache is only way I can possibly remember it all--or search it all as needed 1,287,681,247,000.00 via TweetDeck

Only a true mensch can maintain integrity & manage the message load of wannabe mentionees without developing severe mental mulch. 1,287,680,652,000.00 via TweetDeck

World from an industry analyst's point of view: "Please mention us." "Why didn't you mention us?" "Why did you mention us in that way?" 1,287,680,470,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Last Dance by Raveonettes #KEXP JK--My vote for greatest sad song in indie-rock history. And most brilliant sonic palette. 1,287,679,826,000.00 via TweetDeck

Per Iswati Widjaja: "Don't tell God you have a big problem. Tell your problem you have a big God!" 1,287,678,283,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Luke Mike & John by Revolver #KEXP JK--French artists, but this sounds so much like the late great Monsieur Jean Cash 1,287,677,529,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Fiel #KEXP JK--Who says southern indie rock must sing with a northern accent? 1,287,676,200,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Pentaho and Ingres Team for Agile BI & Hi-Perf DW" ( JK--Significant. We'll see more such DW/Hadoop vendor teamings. 1,287,663,270,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Red Hat CEO Says Software Industry Broken" ( JK--He's confusing open source w/ Agile. Opn sc licensng no magic bullet 1,287,663,038,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Android 3.0 Gingerbread Detailed" ( JK--Gingerbread? Honeycomb? Ice Cream? These project names making me hungry. 1,287,662,812,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp I Think I Need a New Heart by Magnetic Fields JK--All hail Stephin Merritt. Potential greatest jinglewriter on planet 1,287,662,655,000.00 via TweetDeck

Campaign ads this season. Seriously can't tell Dem & GOP apart. All slam opponent 4 rep "special interests" & trafficking in bailout monies. 1,287,662,382,000.00 via TweetDeck

"24-Hr Johnny Cash Internet Radio Station Launches" ( JK--Much as I dig Johnny's music, this seems a bit too much love. 1,287,662,187,000.00 via TweetDeck

Steve Jobs trashtalks Google. Shows Google must be doing something right. 1,287,661,834,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Marathon by Tennis from the album Marathon JK--My new favorite morning coffee song. 1,287,661,744,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Can Web 3.0 Save the World?" ( JK--Oh brother! Just find one killer app first,& launch yer grandiose dreams from there 1,287,661,596,000.00 via TweetDeck

RIP Ari Up. Play What happens after death? Does rhythm go on living? F***ing is a rhythm. Silence is a rhythm too. 1,287,627,014,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Google to post ancient Dead Sea Scrolls online" ( JK--Cool. This makes amends for their recent flirtations with evil. 1,287,626,074,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Starbucks 2 distribute content with coffee in its stores" ( JK--Cool. Coffee, content, & community make the hangout! 1,287,625,860,000.00 via TweetDeck

This just in: RCC CEO names some snr regional GMs to VP. Continues 2K+ year practice of promotion from within. Chmn unavailable for comment. 1,287,612,322,000.00 via txt

Owl City, "Fireflies." Song grows quietly inside memory of past few years. Sorta like Bread mellowtunes that soften early 70s recollections 1,287,610,455,000.00 via txt

Sol LeWitt. Wasn't he late conceptual artist who simply produced detailed but deliberately vague specs 4 others to render visually? Shweet. 1,287,610,151,000.00 via txt

Socialized responsibility. You know, civilized society has responsibility to guarantee basic human rights, such as univ healthcare access 1,287,609,631,000.00 via txt

Social #BPM. Real-time proc performance status visibility? BI, BAM, CEP, alertng, notif, escalat'n. Control bus of socialized responsibility 1,287,609,350,000.00 via txt

Social #BPM. Real-time process guidance? Send yer best-practce-savvy domain-expert proc HERO a quik IM. If they're truly social, quik reply! 1,287,609,135,000.00 via txt

Social #BPM. Leverge behaviorl expertse influence mining--aka SNA--to C who really anchor adhocracies. Model with such social HEROes in mind 1,287,608,797,000.00 via txt

Social #BPM. Auto capture & mining of detailed end2end processes where execution was partially or entirely adhoc. People innovate organiclly 1,287,608,429,000.00 via txt

Social #BPM. Collab dev of workflow models, predictive models, biz rules, data models, inline recommendations, and dynamic case mgt guidance 1,287,608,141,000.00 via txt

Social #BPM. Process modelng guidance from all the key stakhldrs & experts pooling their collective insights & advice. Both biz & IT experts 1,287,607,927,000.00 via txt

Social #BPM. Crowdsourcing your next best process model. Where the crowd is your community. Where the community are yer process stakeholders 1,287,607,665,000.00 via txt

Listen to Moby talk about his career life model. This dude is thinking & acting with vision on many levels. Would love to meet him. 1,287,602,643,000.00 via TweetDeck

Moby is guest DJ now on #KEXP. Always a cool agile articulate artist with ideas & insight. Like Eno, but younger, balder, American. 1,287,602,401,000.00 via TweetDeck

Taking excellent social media analytics briefing & demo from #NetBase 1,287,599,387,000.00 via TweetDeck

When time moves too fast, that's only because you haven't figured out to pull the levers to slow it down. You will. Scrounge around in there 1,287,591,091,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @loserboy: Dean and Britta live on #KEXP from Ace Hotel in NYC JK--Doing Galaxie 500 numbers! Wow! Britta vocalizing! Wish were video! 1,287,591,026,000.00 via TweetDeck

Taking #Pentaho #Hadoop briefing & demo, w/ @hkisker . Very good. Raising industry bar on enterpr-grade Hadoop modelng 4 next-gen cloud #EDW 1,287,588,712,000.00 via TweetDeck

Catch me, others, #DMRadio, tomorrow, 3-4pm (eastern), "Back to Basics: Data Warehousing 101." Register: 1,287,586,241,000.00 via TweetDeck

""Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." -- John F. Kennedy JGK--So, does that mean Beaver Cleaver was a fascist? 1,287,585,880,000.00 via TweetDeck

Catch me, Business Arch Summit NYC Thurs Nov 4 2010, “Keynote: The Next Big Thing In BPM: Real-Time Process Guidance” ( 1,287,585,731,000.00 via TweetDeck

Dentist chair ponderings: They've shown correlation between gum disease & heart disease. Suspect mouth inflammations have collateral damages 1,287,578,543,000.00 via txt

Dentist chair ponderings: Painless dentistry has progressed 2 point where most discomfort from having metallic xray frames jammed into mouth 1,287,574,922,000.00 via txt

Dentist chair ponderings: Whatever happened to those little swivel-out spit sinks? Why do neither of my recent dentists have them? 1,287,574,605,000.00 via txt

RIP Tom Bosley. Best known for guest column in The Onion: "No, You're Thinking of David Doyle" ( 1,287,537,790,000.00 via TweetDeck

At #PAWCON, was asked about privacy implications of SNA. You better believe there are: if I can mine your behavior, I can mind your beeswax 1,287,537,670,000.00 via TweetDeck

Had excellent day-end on-my-way-out-door conversation at #PAWCON with Microsoft's Bruno Aziza. Too bad can't do Wednesday & hear his keynote 1,287,535,684,000.00 via TweetDeck

Boy am I getting absent-minded. I looked at my paper notes from #PAWCON & saw blank paper. Then realized I tweeted it all. Good stuff. 1,287,535,609,000.00 via TweetDeck

Going to present at #PAWCON in t minus 25 minutes. 1,287,520,227,000.00 via TweetDeck

@edyavno Ask them. 1,287,517,456,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to edyavno

#PAWCOM Best show I've ever been at that focuses entirely on advanced analytics. Every single session been very informative and stimulating. 1,287,517,440,000.00 via TweetDeck

"SAP's in-memory analytics boxes set 4 Nov release" ( JK--SAP innovating fast. Pioneering all-in-mem analytic appliance 1,287,516,732,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCOM organizers don't need sophisticated predictive models to forecast that attendees might like a cold Coke during breaks. 1,287,514,728,000.00 via txt

#PAWCON #IBM #SPSS Jason Verlen discussing driving analytics into decision making: instrumented, interconnected, intelligent smarter planet 1,287,513,268,000.00 via TweetDeck

@jamet123 says adv analytics automation imperative controversial. I disagree, but welcome Q&A at my #Forrester telecon next month. 1,287,513,198,000.00 via TweetDeck

Strongly suspect Twitter has made my face more recognizable 2 folks whom (I believe) I've never met in person. Either that, or my name badge 1,287,506,639,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON: John Elder is prof at Univ of Virginia. Discusses UVa strict honor code. Sez some cheating detected via text analytics clusters 1,287,506,121,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON John Elder book on Ensemble Methods in Data Mining. Big vendor differentiator in my recent #Forrester Wave: 1,287,505,960,000.00 via TweetDeck

Land rush is on 4 social media analytics tools to predict stock market swings. Some unscrupulous startups may target get-rich-quick suckers. 1,287,505,625,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Microsoft Opens Newly Upgraded Jim Gray Sys Lab @ UW-Madison" ( JK--MSFT? Madison? DB? Sorry 2 badger U, but when GA? 1,287,504,817,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Minority Report." Where advanced analytics concerned, it's easily the most-cited sci-fi movie of the past 20 years. Predictive interdictive 1,287,504,435,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON: By the way, yours truly speaks this afternoon on social network analysis. Come one, come all. 1,287,504,119,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON: John Elder of Elder Research speaking on text mining, lessons learned, case studies: U.S. DoD, DHS, SSA. 1,287,504,084,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON: Rexer's data mining survey results show that data mining, text analytics, and social ntwk/media analytics sgmts rapidly converging 1,287,504,038,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON: Karl Rexer says: Dirty data biggest problem in data mining. Data miners in big demand. Social media biggest new data source. 1,287,503,908,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer survey shows most popular data mining algorithms (in descending order): .. genetic algo, link analysis, uplift mod, MARS 1,287,503,850,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer survey shows most popular data mining algorithms (in descending order): ... survival analysis, rule induction, SNA, ... 1,287,503,815,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer survey shows most popular data mining algorithms (in descending order): vector, bayesian, anomaly detection, .. 1,287,503,805,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer survey shows most popular data mining algorithms (in descending order): ..., association rules , ensemble models, ... 1,287,503,780,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer survey shows most popular data mining algorithms (in descending order): .... factor/analysis, text mining, ... 1,287,503,760,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer says open-source "R" is now the most popular mining tool(s). Bigger than #SAS #SPSS other commercial tools! 1,287,503,667,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer survey shows most popular data mining algorithms (in descending order): ...cluster analysis, time series, neural nets, .. 1,287,503,489,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer survey shows most popular data mining algorithms (in descending order): decision trees, regression analysis, ... 1,287,503,458,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer shows text mining currently used by a third of data miners in their analyses 1,287,503,394,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer shows CRM/marketing remains far and away top area for data mining, followed by financial. 1,287,503,177,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Karl Rexer pres 4th annual data miner survey results. 735 respondents from 60+ countries : 45% N.Am, 39% EMEA, %12 APAC, 4% LatAm 1,287,503,136,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Monster's extensive internal use of predictive models: .., tgt mkting, sales activity support, customer experience optimization, etc 1,287,501,617,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Monster's Jean Paul Isson discussing their extensive internal use of pred models: .., acquire new biz, upsell, global acct mgt, .... 1,287,501,588,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Monster's Jean Paul Isson discussing their extensive internal use of predictive models: reduce customer attrition, ...... 1,287,501,544,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Graphene 'Spin Computers' Could Bring Smaller Gadgets" ( JK--Spin in quantum mechanics sense, not PR manipulation. 1,287,501,299,000.00 via TweetDeck

News that stock market swings like a Twitter pendulum do should drive tons of investment in soc med analytics. Big river 4 sentiment millers 1,287,498,853,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Vendors here: ...., StatSoft, Opera, Miner3D, Zementis, Angoss 1,287,498,399,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Vendors here: IBM, SAS, ParAccel, Teradata, Microsoft, Oracle, Infogroup, 11Ants Analytics, Forio, Netezza, SAP, TIBCO, .... 1,287,498,391,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #ParAccel Finnbar Deely, dir of biz devl, discussing pred analytics accelerating insight in financial services. 1,287,497,975,000.00 via TweetDeck

What's diff between a geek and a quant? The latter is subset of former. Quants are geeks whose passion is power & beauty of stat patterns. 1,287,497,813,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley says tomorrow is World Statistics Day. Per JK: Hug a quant! 1,287,497,636,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley showing advanced visualizations in JMP. 1,287,497,330,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing visual programming: score-code generation,, grid enable for distrib enterprise deploy 1,287,497,303,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing visual programming:..code gen, time-stamped self-doc process flows, facilitate collab & knowledge share, .... 1,287,497,293,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing visual programming: smart automation, write less code, predecessor routines run automatically, code gen, .... 1,287,497,276,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing visual discovery: dyn interactive query, in-mem for instant response, animated graphics & data movies. 1,287,497,140,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing need to free up "analytic bandwidth" (i.e., free analysts to focus brainpower on more complex problems) 1,287,497,057,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing multiple paradigms: visual discovery, visual programming, coding,... for "more analytic bandwidth" 1,287,497,010,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing visual modeling, in-db model deploy. Mentioned partner #Teradata, at whose Partners conf I speak on Monday 1,287,496,962,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discuss multiple modeling paradigms: unsupervised v. supervised modlng, ready-made vs. custom tools, ease of use v power 1,287,496,898,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing multiple modeling paradigms: genl-purpose vs. app-specific, descriptive v. pred model, ...... 1,287,496,864,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON #SAS Milley discussing "survival mining" driving reliability analysis. 1,287,496,714,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Milley of #SAS: diversity fuels innovation: examples: neural networks, survival analysis, PLS regression, design of experiments, etc 1,287,496,635,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Anne Milley of #SAS on "Analytics: Beauty of Diversity." Analytics is multi-discip problm-solving modeling. Her background: econ. 1,287,496,591,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel discussion of pred analytis for risk mitig reminds of my interdictive analytics blog from July ( 1,287,496,408,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel discussion of pred analytics exposing micro risks, essential to risk mgt, & impacting risk in macro terms. 1,287,496,340,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel outlining sessions on risk mitig in insurance, sales/mkt, anti-frau, reliab, credit, algo trading, healthcare, education. 1,287,496,219,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Google Earth tackles the universe (photos)" ( JK--Turns out, I'm prescient (2008 poem stanza 8): 1,287,496,091,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel discussing mitigating risk WITH pred analytics vs. mitigating risk OF pred analytics. Avoid pred analytics WORST PRACTICES. 1,287,495,946,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel discussing relative ease of modeling/analyzing micro-risks vs. macro-risks. 1,287,495,856,000.00 via TweetDeck

@znmeb #PAWCON Siegel discussing rpt that Twitter mood predicts stock mkt via sentiment analysis of public state of "calm." Twitter jitters? 1,287,495,759,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to znmeb

#PAWCON Siegel discussing predictive analytics 4 detecting anomalous sys behavior (e.g., payment processing sys) for preventive healthcheck 1,287,495,509,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel discussing man+machine 4 decision suppt. Reminds of my upcoming #Forrester telconf "Adv Analytics: Automation Imperative." 1,287,495,422,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel discussing fraud scenarios re various trans (invoices, cred card, tax returns, ins claims, phone calls, checks, paid ads) 1,287,495,060,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel discussing risk mitig scenarios driving response modeling (will customer purchase?) & churn modeling (will customer leave?) 1,287,494,927,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel models risk scenarios as micro-risks associated with taking wrong actions in insurance, sales & mkting, etc. 1,287,494,840,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel defines pred analytics as 3) data-driven micro-risk mgt 1,287,494,683,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel defines pred analytics as 2) deployment of pred modeling/induction/machine learning/statistical modeling, .... 1,287,494,676,000.00 via TweetDeck

#PAWCON Siegel defines pred analytics as 1) BI tech that scores each customer.... 1,287,494,667,000.00 via TweetDeck

At #PAWCON listening to Eric Siegel keynote on predictive analytics for risk mitigation & aversion (fraud detection, credit scoring, etc.) 1,287,494,447,000.00 via TweetDeck

Florence & The Machine. The Brady Boomer sterotyping juggernaut that refuses to let Ms. Henderson take any other acting job ever again. 1,287,449,727,000.00 via txt

#BI advanced visualz'n. Can't wait till quantum computng lets entangle every quark-lvl KPI everywhere w/ every extant heatmap. Entropy amok! 1,287,449,072,000.00 via txt

New ABC show called "Detroit 187." Continuing chronicle of the many years since Lions fielded championship team. Plimpton years were best. 1,287,448,645,000.00 via txt

One of nice things about advanced analytics is that sounds so rocket scientific. Even if U utter rubbish on topic, most deem U Einstein Jr. 1,287,448,438,000.00 via txt

One of the nice things about data warehousing is that it's so casually boring. U tell people U focus on it. Few have opinions 2 inflict on U 1,287,448,175,000.00 via txt

Smart content. Let's start by imbuing tweets with the power to predict what seemingly lame catchphrase will magically evolve meme-a-tude. 1,287,447,910,000.00 via txt

Next best offer. That's a bit like next best move in chess. What U really wanna know is next best 10 moves to win the crown of #CRM king. 1,287,447,493,000.00 via txt

Maybe I'm incipient NASCAR nut. but would like pred analytics in dshbd 2 gauge when others about 2 move or decel so I can grab lane position 1,287,447,185,000.00 via txt

Univision. Delicious portal into a vibrant culture that thorougly resembles ours. Their studly bodacious melodramas R transparently mockable 1,287,446,865,000.00 via txt

Obama to appear on "Mythbusters." Jamie & Adam examine authenticity of his birth certificate under electron microscope. 1,287,443,813,000.00 via TweetDeck

Living thru social media means one group of friends may groove to one vibe you put out, others to entirely separate vibe. Walled-off friends 1,287,443,624,000.00 via TweetDeck

Ozzie leaving Microsoft. Is MSFT better off today than when took over sw architect role? If not, why not? His fault? Ballmer's? Gates'? 1,287,443,276,000.00 via TweetDeck

Google enhances search appliance. Remember 2006 when it seemed Google appliance might evolve to BI appliance. Didn't happen. 1,287,443,151,000.00 via TweetDeck

Problem w/ ubiquitously over-intentioned social media initiatives is everybody essentially has virtual grins plastered 2 faces. That hurts! 1,287,442,889,000.00 via TweetDeck

Concept of "friend" is elastic enough 2 fit world where they only boast of each other's presence but have no desire 2 know each other, 1,287,442,792,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Straight Edge of the Blade by Jenny & Johnny from I'm Having Fun Now JK--Another terrific new one from this new duo. 1,287,442,524,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Pocket Calculator by Bent Amaker & Rodeo #KEXP JK--Cool Kraftwerk cover. Chorus echoes leader: "he's the operator of..." 1,287,442,098,000.00 via TweetDeck

Enterprises should not overprogram internal social media initiatives. Laying down too many over-intentioned ground rules stifles spontaneity 1,287,441,571,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Start A War by The National from the album Boxer JK--This slow burning song just grows more powerful with age. 1,287,436,097,000.00 via TweetDeck

An open floor is good work surface, among several (including desk & tables), if you've worked your lunge & lat & twist muscles. 3D feng shui 1,287,435,197,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Panic In Detroit by David Bowie from Aladdin Sane JK--Instant nostalgia 4 Detroit-area kids in jr high in early 70s 1,287,434,902,000.00 via TweetDeck

Don't ask if I "advocate" or "endorse" any vendor or tool for any purpose. I don't. Analysts eval & recommend--once we gather requirements. 1,287,434,774,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by The Rubinoos from Poptopia: Power Pop Classics of 70s JK--Bubblegum center of New Wave 1,287,434,004,000.00 via TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Daft Punk Is Playing At My House by LCD Soundsystem JK--I'll play them at my pad soon as that soundsystem installed 1,287,433,587,000.00 via TweetDeck

#Forrester clients: Reg for my Nov 18 teleconf: "Adv Analytics: The Automation Imperative." Decision automation demands modeling automation! 1,287,433,475,000.00 via TweetDeck

HTML5. Will it become the rich Web 2.0 interactivity standard for next-gen #BI clients? Will HTML once again become Web dev focus? 1,287,426,079,000.00 via TweetDeck

iPad. Will it become the prestige BI client platform? Is it already on the way? Is it fad? Toy? Eye candy shop? Discuss amongst yourselves. 1,287,425,936,000.00 via TweetDeck

If u r local 2 Boston there's still time 2 attend my BI Strategy Workshop & get a sneak preview of BI Wave 2010 1,287,421,131,000.00 via TweetDeck Retweeted by you and 1 other

Catch me speaking at #PAWCON tomorrow, #DMRadio this Thursday, #TDPUG10 next Monday, & #KXEN next Thursday. Lots of adv analytics w/ #DW 1,287,422,048,000.00 via TweetDeck

Chris Kanaracus of IDG News interviewed me about some important advanced analytic story hitting tomorrow. 1,287,419,550,000.00 via TweetDeck

I'm enjoying my Panera coffee this morning, without any egg and cheese muffin. I had raisin bran. 1,287,415,569,000.00 via TweetDeck

"Lyzasoft Integ Pred Analytics into Data Analytics & Collab Platf" ( JK--Self-service, collab predictive biz analytics! 1,287,414,817,000.00 via TweetDeck

See you all tomorrow at Predictive Analytics World in Alexandria VA. Correct hashtag is #pawcon 1,287,404,648,000.00 via TweetDeck

By the way, remember SCTV's "dysfunctional Cleavers" parody of "Leave It To Beaver"? John Candy as the Beav? His imitation was spot-on. 1,287,370,202,000.00 via TweetDeck

Don't dwell on June Cleaver's artificiality. We always knew she & Ward were fake. But the Beav, Wally, Eddie Haskell, & other kids were real 1,287,369,959,000.00 via TweetDeck

"The Google TV Picture Gets Clearer" ( JK--How does flipping channels & queuing up DVR equate to "passive" TV viewer? 1,287,369,371,000.00 via TweetDeck

I didn't realize I'm following THE @smokey_robinson . Motown great apparently has an iPad and tweets from it while watching football games. 1,287,368,919,000.00 via TweetDeck

Saw "Hurt Locker" tonight on cable. Gripping war flick, but "best picture" of last year? It lacked poignancy oomph necessary 4 that accolade 1,287,368,808,000.00 via TweetDeck

Steep learning curve, or perception thereof, associated with oldschool advanced analytics is key gating factor in development scalability. 1,287,368,708,000.00 via TweetDeck

Anybody who thinks advanced analytic tooling is enough, without best practices to ensure maximum productivity, is fooling themselves. 1,287,367,629,000.00 via TweetDeck

Spam and malware have made email a highly unsocial networking environment. That fact is driving all interpersonal comms to social networks. 1,287,364,220,000.00 via txt

My favorite memory of Bookies (Detroit top punk club) was dancing in racially mixed environment. Black people had no inhibitions. Whites do. 1,287,359,973,000.00 via txt

In 1980-ish Detroit club scene, top punk club & top gay disco were in same block. Scenes did not overlap (openly). 1,287,359,805,000.00 via txt

Listening to Velvet Underground "White Light White Heat" from 1967 album of same name. One of earliest truly hardcore punk recordings. 1,287,359,502,000.00 via txt

When you can't avoid pain, avert your attention. Serenity is steadfast sufferance of what must be endured. 1,287,359,145,000.00 via txt

Sweet Larissa would B honored 2 B on dead punkstar registry near Ian Curtis. White waif, she told me how poignant she found Curtis' suicide. 1,287,358,377,000.00 via txt

Anybody who thinks advanced analytic modeling necessarily requires drudgery of hard work & patience has wrong tools. 1,287,356,460,000.00 via txt

Giant Foods. Most of their DC-area stores have been extensvely remodeled in past decade. But some odd outliers frozen in Ford Administration 1,287,336,512,000.00 via txt

Twitlonger & similar tweet-overflow services break down the practical barrier between tweeting & oldschool blogging. 1,287,326,917,000.00 via txt

Second half of Obama's 1st term will be legislative standstill. Glad we got main biz accomplished in 1st half. To everything, turn turn turn 1,287,325,981,000.00 via txt

Twitlonger. Functionality should B embed in Twttr or TwtDeck 4 me 2 rely on it on fly. At least, 2 post tweets that inadvertently exceed 140 1,287,325,775,000.00 via txt

Smart content: transforms for downstream delivery & consumption are critical context: when to retain machine-readability vs human rendering. 1,287,325,467,000.00 via txt

Smart content: full context incl namespce, structre, encodng, processng, metadata, rules, policies, permssions, apps: full value realization 1,287,325,193,000.00 via txt

Smart content: Web 3.0 a no-go in adv analytics because not used 4 standards-based semantic interop: no std 4 data & text mining convergence 1,287,324,920,000.00 via txt

Smart content: carrying full context: that was XML promise: only partially realized: Web 3.0 designed 2 push it further: but Web 3.0 a no-go 1,287,323,807,000.00 via txt

RIP Larissa Stolarchuk Strickland ( Sad sweet punksinger girl. Hadn't realized she'd passed away 4 years ago. 1,287,281,490,000.00 via TweetDeck

"BenoƮt Mandelbrot, Novel Mathematician, Dies at 85" ( JK--Pioneer of fractal theory, for modeling chaotic systems. 1,287,276,691,000.00 via TweetDeck

OK. That's been tested. But I prefer the brevity of classic Twitter. Easy write, easy read, easy digest. Bim bam boom. 1,287,276,488,000.00 via TweetDeck

Twitlonger works. Now here's me publishing a long poem via Twitter. This one is called INSOMNIA//Dreamt did I (cont) 1,287,276,352,000.00 via Twitlonger

This is me testing Twitlonger to see if I can post a tweet that is >140 characters and have the overflow (cont) 1,287,276,189,000.00 via Twitlonger