My
exercise club. Best place for experiencing one pointless and ruinous remix
after another of pop songs I otherwise like. Stop the madness!
LIVE
on #Periscope:
Trader Joe pre-Easter https://www.periscope.tv/w/VwF41TI5NjQ0M3wyNDQ3MDI5Gz1IXPo2N33aXGfMnp7UazowY0cerrZITZJBaYXfq6o= …
“Family
Circus” dog Barfy. Bil Keane also gave them a cat Poopy & rabbit Pissy.
Critics’
incessant gushing about “Mad Men” & all those quality shows on premium
cable TV channls. We subscribe to none o them. Waste o money
Stupid
letter to editor of Washington Post on whether newspapers should use “fancy”
words. Just use the right words. Don’t dumb it down
Is
there anybody whose actual name is Yours Truly? It must get kind of confusing
when other people to refer to them.
Enough
with the "do's & don'ts" already! Just give me a Mountain Dew and
a donut, and be off with you!
New
#IBM jk #ITKnowledgeExchange
column: "Stemming the deluge of analytic-driven overnotification" (http://ow.ly/Latwj )
"Are
you seeing red? Top 6 reasons to move to DB2" (http://ow.ly/La7ka )
JK--Infographic enumerates & elaborates them #IBMBigData
"IBM
Fluid Query 1.0: Efficiently Connecting Users to Data" (http://ow.ly/La7cM )
JK--Rich Hughes on agile PDA/Hadoop queries #IBMBigData
"Changing
what we know (and do) about th weather" (http://ow.ly/La78W )
JK--Andy Rice on the #IBM
Weather Channel partnership #IBMBigData
"How
social data is helping biz make smarter decisions" (http://ow.ly/La6SR )
JK--Sarah Warsaw on Twitter in Watson Analytics #IBMBigData
"Meet
the IoT: How the Jetsons help us understand IoT solutions" (http://ow.ly/La6HG )
JK--Pete Karns on disruptive potential #IBMBigData
Drafted
latest #IBM #ITKnowledgeExchange
column: "Stemming the Deluge of Analytic-Driven Overnotification."
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp A Man and a Half by
Wilson Pickett JK--You're what? That doesn't mean you have 3 testicles, right?
No? Whew!
This
week's #IBM quick-hits: http://ow.ly/La4gz
http://ow.ly/La4hk
http://ow.ly/La4iH
http://ow.ly/La4jk
Data-scientist
skillsets? Driving it deeply into line-of-business domains (http://ow.ly/La3Jo )
Friday #IBM quick-hit
"Underbelly"?
Is this like "underdog" in lacking an "over" counterpart?
And are underbellies ever illuminated? Why always so dark?
"How
to Become a Data Scientist for Free" (http://ow.ly/La1ID )
JK--Everything for the aspiring autodidact on the cheap.
"Artificial
Intelligence Almost Ready for Business" (http://ow.ly/La1dw )
JK--Interesting range of viewpoints on cognitive computing apps
"
#IBM Rolls Out Social
Msgng Software for New Way 2 Work" (http://ow.ly/L9YYd )
JK--IBM Verse. Includes team org graph analytic insights
The
Internet of Things won't be complete until it's inconceivable that any tree can
fall in any forest anywhere and not be heard.
Yes,
please invite all your Facebook friends to constantly like everything you like
up to the point when they all utterly hate you.
I'd
like to see Jamie & Adam bust the myths of big data. Race them at top speed
off a cliff with a full tank of gas & watch the big kaboom!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Foreign Object by
The Mountain Goats from Beat The Champ JK--2015. As shocking & funny as his
classic "No Children."
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Fool For Love by
Lord Huron from Strange Trails JK--2015. Great new charging rocker from this
LA-based group.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Sad Days Lonely
Nights by Junior Kimbrough from the album You Better Run JK--1994. Nice slice
of electrified blues
Radio
Shack getting a downsized reboot under new owners. Why are "Radio"
& "Shack" still in their name? Connotes "obsolete"
& "rickety."
Keep
getting spam for something that touts self as a "walk-in tub." Not
sure. I prefer being airlifted into mine.
Ayoh
Jokowi dan pemerintah! Orang asing tidak akan mau kerja di sana kalau harus
belajar bahasa Indonesia. Inggris bahasa bisnis di dunia.
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Fluidity: The key to continuous confidence in cloud analytics" (http://ow.ly/L9bf5 )
RIP
Cynthia Lennon. She got burned badly by her 1st husband, not only in their
marriage but in his nasty oblique references in his songs.
The
universe is indifferent your headache.
"Artificial
neurons & single-layer neural networks." At my age, I could use a
brain-cell booster now&then. Howevermany layers. Lay 'em on me
"Social
strategist"? My wife's better at that than me. Women usually are. I just
follow her lead. I don't strategize. I just socialize.
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
blog: "Something Singular May Or May Not This Way Come" (http://ow.ly/L7AGe )
RT
@skempe42: #CogComputing
dream team together again. @jameskobielus
@sardire @MattSanchez @ajbowles #edw15
Good
to see Mike Gilpin, from way back in my Forrester Research days, at #EDW2015 yesterday.
It's been 3 years.
Good
to see Peter O'Kelly, from way back in my Burton Group days, at #EDW2015 yesterday.
It's been 10 years and 4 months.
Today's
my 3rd anniversary of joining IBM.
Geospatial
analytics? Engineering scalable high-perf geo analytics DBMSs p1: http://ow.ly/L7wBg
p2: http://ow.ly/L7wDa
Thurs #IBM qh
Learn
from your peers about #Informix
& #IoT by attending
the @IIUG 2015 event! http://ibm.co/IIUG2015
http://ow.ly/i/8w7YH
Register
for IoT event in San Diego - April 30 featuring #IoT solutions from #IBM and #Intel- https://ibm.biz/BdXdMg
http://ow.ly/i/a9fBM
Share
your passion and #DB2 expertise
by presenting at the IDUG #DB2 tech
conference in Australia. http://bit.ly/1xT3B1s
Plansee
optimized its SAP transactional and #analytical environment
with DB2 BLU and reduced costs. http://bit.ly/1EAWKPc #ibmblu #DB2
Easy
installation and no clunky navigation? You bet! Experience simplicity of
IBM Data Server Manager. Watch https://ibm.biz/DSMvideos #DB2
Predictable
database server execution? Yup! Diagnosing and solving performance problems
have never been simpler http://ibm.com/dataservermanager … #DB2
The
Gist "Fool for a Valentine" (http://ow.ly/L4EyY )
JK--1983. Sort of a Lent song. The 2 quasi-holidays that roughly bracket the
season
Catch
me et al in panel discussing cognitive computing this morning at #EDW15. Same panelists as
at last August's http://ow.ly/L4Edl
Great
discussion with James Kobielus @jameskobielus
at #EDW2015. An
analyst rock star who stays true regardless of where he is.
R.
Dean Taylor "Indiana Wants Me" (http://ow.ly/L2c9r ) JK--1970.
Song needs to add asterisk ** "hold it just a sec...that all depends"
RT
@ComputingClouds: Weather
Channel Taps IBM's Cloud, Ditches Amazon http://trove.com/me/content/OI4et?utm_campaign=hosted&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=sns …
"Analytics
Powerhouse" (http://ow.ly/L23Hv ) JK--IBM Fluid Query
1.0 in PureData System for Analytics and Hadoop #IBMDataMag
"Information
Insight for Business Innovation" (http://ow.ly/L23qG )
JK--Sushil Pramanick on big data in the info supply chain #IBMDataMag
"Spark
Is the New Black" (http://ow.ly/L236g ) JK--Bob DuCharme on
rapid rise of Apache Spark in Hadoop arena #IBMDataMag
Fun
fact: letter "V" didn't enter English till the Normans introduced it
after the Conquest. Credit the French with inventing big data?
#DidYouKnow Energy
and utility companies say weather causes 70% of power outages? #WeatherMeansBiz
https://vine.co/v/OLwd7PwaVJr
#DidYouKnow:
Businesses lose $500 billion every year in the U.S. because of weather. #WeatherMeansBiz
https://vine.co/v/OLwdF75LB7j
If
a tree falls in the forest...now we'll be able to hear it. #IBM #IoT #InternetOfThings
https://vine.co/v/OLwTpOOJidi
IBM
and The Weather Company Partner... (http://ow.ly/L1Iwl )
JK--WSI shifting to IBM Cloud, integrate data with IBM analytics cloud svcs
IBM
Connects “Internet of Things” to Enterprise (http://ow.ly/L1HxS )
JK--Invest $3B next 4 years. New #IoT biz unit. Cld-bsd open
plat
LIVE
on #Periscope:
Listening to Federal Reserve Board's CDO https://www.periscope.tv/w/VvvT_jI5NjQ0M3wxNDQ1NDMyai7ZorzSg3H2J6aHmguSlgdH-kLuqGQurKSw38KrL9M= …
Graph
analysis? Analyzing the infinite graph of endless joins p1: http://ow.ly/L0tot
p2: http://ow.ly/L0tqn
Wed #IBM qh in advance
Stream
computing? Spark: fog, cloud, or stream p1 http://ow.ly/L0sk1 p2 http://ow.ly/L0slt
Tues #IBM qh in advance.
Offsite tomorrow
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Daft Punk Is Playing
at My House by LCD Soundsystem from London Sessions JK--2010. Faster alternate
version. Way cool
I
never ask anybody else to like, promote, or amplify anything I'm doing. That's
my job. Let them toot theirs, me mine, and everybody's fine
"10,000
years of war .... DNA map of Britain" (http://ow.ly/KZp2h )
JK--Confirms what this much-documented people already knew of selves
"‘Open
Humans’ platform wants 2 democratize DNA" (http://ow.ly/KZow9 )
JK--Allows people to share their genomic & other bio data w/rschrs
"An
Introduction to Recommendation Engines" (http://ow.ly/KZmV3 )
JK--Nicely structured and eminently readable primer on the topic.
"10
Common Misconceptions about Neural Networks" (http://ow.ly/KZm7p )
JK--"Neural networks are not models of the human brain"
Neuroscientists
and behavioral data scientists should team up to build algorithms to predict
when someone's getting on your nerves
I
stopped reading a tech blog midway when the author used "majorly" as
an adverb. I'm linguistically permissive. But have my standards.
"Hypothesis
Testing & Experimenting in Business" (http://ow.ly/KZj2j )
JK--Cites Michael Schrage. One of our new contribs at IBM BD&A Hub
I'm
going to suggest that everybody reserve their "[blank] is the new
[blank]" proclamations for the next round of Terminally Hip Mad Libs.
"Artificial
Intelligence as Auto-Suggest for Your Life" (http://ow.ly/KZhM2 )
JK--Predictive think-ahead for behavioral next-best actions
"Full
Hardware Guide to Deep Learning" (http://ow.ly/KZhpm )
JK--Deep dive into topic of critical importance to cognitive computing speed
"Algorithms
Deciding Whom To Hire Based On Voice" (http://ow.ly/KZc4u )
JK--Sounds like asking 4 civil-right discrimin class-action suit
The
fabled Ned Ludd. People don't realize he had a cousin, Len Dudd, who rebuilt
& recalibrated the machines after Ned & buds'd smashed 'em
"Analytics
and the Customer Journey" (http://ow.ly/KZarx ) JK--Nice bit of
dissecting of the journeys, plural.
"Goodbye
Spreadsheets, Hello Alternatives" (http://ow.ly/KZ9OO )
JK--You say "goodbye," but users say "good enough."
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Golden Blunders by
The Posies from Dear 23 JK--1990. Totally love the rousing build to the chorus
on this one.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Ritual Union by
Little Dragon JK--2011. A nice piece of smooth soothing dance electronica.
That
Indiana law saying OK to cite religion in discrimin8ng against LGBT. Are they
also claiming same grounds justify racial discrimination?
"Hadoop
ignited 'Cambrian explosion'" (http://ow.ly/KZ4Yb )
JK--Uh, no. Elephant family tree branched in Eocene (http://ow.ly/KZ5FT )
"Targeting
Villages for Rural Developmt Using Satellite Image Analysis" (http://ow.ly/KZ3RP )
JK--Surfaces acute needs in remote villages
"Human
Rights Event Detection from Heterogeneous Social Media Graphs" (http://ow.ly/KZ3nm )
JK--Social media reports it before news media
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp El Jefe by Mexican
Institute of Sound from Politico JK--2012. Straight-ahead rock with mariachi
flourishes.
New
#IBM jk DW blog:
"One Query Drives It All: IBM Fluid Query Is The Foundation Of The Logical
Data Warehouse" (http://ow.ly/KYnD8 )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Find Yourself by
Jacco Gardner from Find Yourself JK--2015. Nice one. Grabs your ear. I'm not
familiar with th artist
"RSA
Conference bans ‘booth babes’" (http://ow.ly/KXd2v )
JK--Nope. Just sexually suggestive attire on booth personnel of either gender.
Reading
a book on yoga by BKS Iyengar. Reading about yoga is like dancing about
architecture. Better to be present inside an actual edifice
Poetic
expression is simply the art of fusing word and meaning into something
singular.
RT
@jameskobielus: LIVE on #Periscope: Home,
reading Seamus Heaney, listening to classical music radio https://www.periscope.tv/w/VvmPMTI5NjQ0M3w5NDQ1NzeLcN0zWSJjVzPGsUEb2kxFaRSGzuOmp9xgNMRh7eaa4g== …
LIVE
on #Periscope:
Home, reading Seamus Heaney, listening to classical music radio https://www.periscope.tv/w/VvmPMTI5NjQ0M3w5NDQ1NzeLcN0zWSJjVzPGsUEb2kxFaRSGzuOmp9xgNMRh7eaa4g== …
LIVE
on #Periscope:
Waiting outside CVS for the wife https://www.periscope.tv/w/VvlUuTI5NjQ0M3w4Njc1OTBs4T3xYvvuG_6sfHUGpweCKnYPghFwKnkNAxPKtlA1Ng== …
JK--To see how captivating my mundane life is to others
LIVE
on #Periscope:
Waiting outside CVS for the wife https://www.periscope.tv/w/VvlUuTI5NjQ0M3w4Njc1OTBs4T3xYvvuG_6sfHUGpweCKnYPghFwKnkNAxPKtlA1Ng== …
Supposed
importance of STEM education in today’s high-tech world. My background is in
none of that. I’m IBM’s big data evangelist. Go figure
People
are much more susceptible to becoming captive to their own thought processes
than to other people. We know we can resist the latter.
