Sunday, December 06, 2009

Aweekstweets November 23 to December 4 2009 dossemanas

TECH-AND-TECH-INDUSTRY TWEETS

RT @DataMiningTips: Mechanistician: Best Data Mining Algorithm http://bit.ly/82lIJb: JK--Best, schmest! Just give 'em options. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

JK2—I tried to steer clear of this “what’s the best algorithm?” business in scoring my Forrester PA/DM Wave.

Where, when, and from whom exactly did this word "statgeist" originate? Here, now, me. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

JK2—Expect a Forrester blog from me on this very topic, this very week, encompassing this and the following indented tweets:

Here's the thing about the statgeist: it's a figment of whatever stat model you use to characterize what you're observing. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Difference between zeitgeist and statgeist? Former is finger to prevailing cultural winds. Latter uses statistical models as the weathervane about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Social network analysis + real-time social network content analytics: good way of gauging the zeitgeist: or the "statgeist" about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Somebody should divine the predictive modeling technique used by Nostradamus. Stats or SWAGs? Regression or obsession? Algorithm or alchemy? about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

RT @Truviso: "unique user tracking & segmentation.. breakthrough in web analytics : JK--Yep, enable powerful social network analysis. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

RT @RonaldDamhof @jheizenb "New BI trend: bashing BI trends" JK--Oldest BI trend in the book. The new BI trend is inventing new BI trends. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

JK2—Inventing new BI trends by inventing new ways to weave BI into our working lives, as evidenced by the following indented tweets:

"SAP readying potential Google Wave rival" (http://bit.ly/6QLITE): JK--Looks more like beefed-up BI collab in BusinessObjects. Cool. 1:53 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Taking MSFT briefing on PowerPivot. Herain Oberoi, Mike Tejedor & @donalddotfarmer. "Business insight in context of what u do day-to-day" 12:10 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

Tweets as key popularity indicators (KPIs of a different sort) in real-time collective intelligence (BI for social networking) environments? 12:48 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

"Microsoft: Black Screen of Death claims are flat-out false" (http://bit.ly/91zov7): JK--Do we really need color-coded screens of death? ;-) 1:50 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Sitting here trying to think of single thing Google developed (not acquired) that actually use regularly, other than search. Still thinkin' 1:48 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @Intelligentform: "decisioning ....Predictive Analytics ....why equate them?" JK--Not an equation. 8:41 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck

@Intelligentform "Automated decisioning" JK--Term of art for inline predictive analytics. Many micro-decisions to burden human with. 2:29 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to Intelligentform

"IBM feels cozy on sidelines as Oracle-Sun deal ... in anti-trust purgatory" (http://bit.ly/75ZNON): JK--Cue up Soundgarden "Black Hole Sun" 8:28 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

"MSFT Windows 8 Coming In 2012" (http://bit.ly/5WRgT7): JK--MSFT into tedious slog thru OS rev numbers. No hopeful "Vista" or "Millennium." 8:22 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Cloud DW: how/whether to virtualize across and leverage all the legacy flotsam of myriad hardware, OS, DBMSs, etc and thereby scale out. 7:14 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

All DW vendors contemplating cloud. Less than 50% have commercial cloud offerings now. 90% will by year from now. But few mature till 2011 7:06 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Well, the analyst community consensus on Google Chrome OS is breathtaking. It'll be a smashing success. It'll also fail miserably. 6:18 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck

LIFE-OF-AN-ANALYST TWEETS

Looking forward to @bevelson BI SaaS Wave. I'm sure it will be good. Boris has an awesome list of vendors providing BI in cloud-like form. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Continuing to push back on people's well-meaning attempts to rebrand me down from "James" to "Jim." 7:42 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck

Always love when people tell me they enjoy my tweets. Not interested in how many "follow" me. Just interested in who I'm touching. 8:10 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Taking time off today. Time to do stuff around the house. So it doesn't feel like "off." But "off," none the less. 1:14 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

RT @aristippus303: "the Kenneth Tynan of analyst bloggers eh?" JK--Who's that? 7:00 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

Fundamentally, analyst's personal blog is centerpiece of their personal brand. How would corporations feel if compelled to kill their brand? 10:53 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

When I first started writing James Kobielus' Blog (http://bit.ly/5uuyTt) 5 yrs ago, I gave myself license to goof around. Hasn't hurt me. 10:43 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

It's more than just freedom to utter expletives. Stylistic freedom is key. Can't imagine "aweekstweet" as official biz-blog format. 10:41 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Anyway, back to topic of analysts with personal blogs. Free speech, personal viewpoints. Twitter too. Freedom to occasionally say "fuck" 10:33 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Love when folks finally meet me & vice versa. Shock of "that's him?" For the record, I'm shorter, older, balder, & more myopic than I appear 10:26 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Definitely love doing consulting. Especially when it's face to face on their turf. Working virtual gets old. Simply need to be among people. 10:22 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Did 3 straight biz days consulting to 3 very different IT vendors. Airline screwup kept today from being 4th . But will deliver next month. 10:20 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

RT @rwang0: "personal blogs being squelched by mgt in companies....1st amendment rights?" #socmedia: JK--Archaic concept: freedom of speech 10:01 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

"DC area analyst." What's that really mean? My customers and the vendors I cover are everywhere. It means DCA, IAD, or BWI: which is mine? 9:36 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Reading my own aweekstweets (why do I do that?) is self-revelation. I do indeed multiplex all those topics in my brain constantly. Weird! 9:18 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

An analyst-in-the-world must reserve the right to tweet, blog, or otherwise publish any analysis on any topic. If it's worth saying, say it. 9:20 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Facts, or corrections of same, are what should be presented to evaluator. Stray evaluative language shouldn't be thrown in. I filter it out. 10:05 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Also not useful to accuse the evaluator of bias 10:02 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Always best when vendors address only their own qualifications and not make gratuitous statements about the competition. 10:01 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Most vendors actually address criteria AS STATED. Makes evaluator's job all the easier. Following instructions in everybody's best interest 9:59 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Hey PA/DM Wave vendors: here's the definition I'm using for "strategy maps" (http://bit.ly/55hBJq). I didn't invent the concept. 6:40 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

Ah, yes, day-before-Thanksgiving of wall-to-wall vendor pushback on my PA/DM Wave. I'd love that cup of cheer now, Wed morn, but don't dare. 6:35 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

Fine-tooth-combing the vendor feedback to their scores in the Forrester PA/DM Wave...isolation (thru music) good way of focusing. 9:43 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Meager tech news volume for Monday morning. Everybody already got their pre-Thanksgiving announcements out there. Folks a-flyin home this wk 6:27 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck

Today's atypical day where I've kept the music off most of time. And I'm taking a break, go figure. Don't have headache. Just love the quiet 5:19 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

SHAMELESS-SELF-PROMOTION TWEETS

Wrapping up the Forrester PA/DM Wave. Will be published (I assume) early next month. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Check out the @kickfire webinar with Forrester Analyst @jameskobielus - More Bang for your Data Warehousing Budget http://bit.ly/54GWsz about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck

Podcast: "BI Branches Out," 12-8-09, 2pm (est), @JeffreySchwartz , editor App Devel Trends & yrs truly (http://bit.ly/6votFt ). 7:09 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Webinar: Greenplum, @frankgillett & myself "Data Analytics & Cloud Computing: Convergence or Collision?" 12-15-09 (http://bit.ly/2cPRqv) 7:01 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

New blogpost: "Instrumenting Your Enterprise for Maximum Predictive Power (http://bit.ly/5OwMsy) 7:10 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

CONTINUING-TO-INDULGE-IN-SOCIAL-MEDIA-ARE-CHANGING-THE-VERY-FABRIC-OF-OUR-POSTMODERN-EXISTENCE-WAIT-A-SEC-WHY-AREN’T THESE IN TECH-TWEET? TWEETS

"Internet's Destruction of Critical Thinking" (http://bit.ly/8uDY9o): JK--No way. Lets us talk back to everything. That's critical thinking. 2:09 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @PublicityGuru: "Is Twitter the New Wire Service? http://bit.ly/4IpEXp" JK--Yes, indeed. That's my primary use of it, as tweet consumer. 1:33 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck

All these Google Wave invites going out today must mean Google's either very confident it's primetime ready--or desperate for users. 5:17 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

A futzing-intensive Monday in cyberspace. Folks a-futzing with their new Google Wave, new TweetDeck version, new Kindle, new Windows 7, etc. 5:15 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

RT @swaynette: :Who do I know on Google Wave? How do I find you? I want to see what this thing does." JK--You know me. I'm also learning 5:13 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

Great thing about Twitter for uninitiated, and hesistant, new user, is that it comes packed with content and community--enticements to tweet 5:01 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

TweetDeck browsing: perfect music-on-hold activity: can pick up or leave off anywhere, anytime: not concentration- or continuity-intensive 4:21 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

Got invited to Google Wave today. Puttering around inside it. But still haven't figured out answer to key question: "why?" 1:16 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

Google Wave just sits there inert and uninviting if it isn't delivered pre-populated with interactive, collaborative content (i.e., Waves). 4:59 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

RT @aristippus303: "Facebook...cheesy." JK--Yes, it is. But I do like the ability to share photos. And to aggregate my tweets and blogs. 8:47 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck

Arguments on Twitter are very ping-pong. Give me whiplash jerking my neck back and forth to follow. Ball's invisible as hummingbird wings. 8:44 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck

That was too bitty. This version hopefully is bitsy. Let's see. 9:12 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

Going for the consistent photo across all my online personas. 9:06 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

"Forecasting the Demise of Social Media" (http://bit.ly/7BMqzG): JK--Inevitable backlash. Can see headlines: "First SOA, Now Social: DEAD!!" 3:09 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

"Turn Your Twitter Tweets Into Books!" (http://bit.ly/7EerCA): JK--As anybody slogging thru my aweekstweets knows, it's pure vanity project 7:26 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Oh, I have Plaxo. That's right, I have Plaxo. Explain to yourself again, Jim, why you have Plaxo. Well, I have Plaxo because.....Don't know. 11:08 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Oh, I see. Blogger.com doesn't like bullets. Wonder what it's stand is on the 2nd amendment. 2:00 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Raked remaining leaves this morning before the rain. Unfollowing the brain-dead tweet-pushers that have fluttered and cluttered my TweetDeck 4:30 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

MUSIC-CUZ-THAT’S-WHAT-I’M-WHISTLING-WHILE-I-WORK-IF-YOU-REALLY-MUST-KNOW TWEETS

RT @kexpplaylist: Santa Claus by The Sonics #KEXP: JK--60s Seattle rock band Xmas song recording that appropriates melody of "Farmer John" about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Killer Queen by Queen #KEXP: JK--This group mashed up an odd but distinctive blend of fruity and macho guitar-rock. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck

RT @albumvsalbum "Beach Boys - "Pet Sounds" vs Beatles - "Rubber Soul"" JK--No. "Pet Sounds" v. Dylan "Blonde on Blonde." 1966 gems. 8:49 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Listening to "Caroline, No," from Beach Boys "Pet Sounds." At end, dogs are barking "pet sounds." Receding train sound is doppler shifting 8:04 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Castles Made Of Sand by The Jimi Hendrix Experience #KEXP: JK--From "Axis Bold as Love." At the time, 1967 felt dream-like 7:34 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: I Was Made For You by She & Him #KEXP: JK--Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward doing very cool early-60s-ish girl-groupy song 7:32 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

"Hailing the death cab for Cobol" (http://bit.ly/7IqCAZ): JK--Ben Gibbard, call your lawyer! 1:50 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Lesson No. 1 by Viva Voce #KEXP: JK--Great Seattle-Portland axis 2000s man-woman sotto-voce chill-groove indie group 8:58 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Doctor Robert by The Beatles #KEXP: JK--"Take a drink from his special cup, Dr. Robert." What was in it, John Lennon? 10:43 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck

Finally got around to putting Carpenters greatest hits on my Zune. Already had Jefferson Airplane's. Both acts signed to RCA same day 1966 5:28 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

Amazing: Music legend Smokey Robinson is following me on Twitter. All I had to do was tweet him. Sounds like Aladdin's Lamp: "Open sesame!" 6:32 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Fairytale of New York by The Pogues #KEXP: JK--Flat-out, one of the best Xmas songs ever. Ever. 10:44 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Dog Days Are Over by Florence and the Machine #KEXP: JK--Wow! Who is this singer? Sounds like the new Annie Lennox. 10:22 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: What Have You Done? by Naomi Shelton & Gospel Queens #KEXP: JK--Another great new Daptone release that feels vintage R&B! 9:36 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Listening to the best version anywhere of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen": Sarah McLachlan & Barenaked Ladies: Kid ye not: Joyeux Canuck Noel! 9:59 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Listening to Smokey Robinson and the Miracles "Going to a Go-Go." So totally swinging 60s, urbanity, bounce. Like Petula Clark "Downtown." 9:57 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Listening to Carpenters' version of Leon Russell's "Superstar." People read way too much cultural politics into them. Gorgeous melodicism. 9:45 AM Nov 28th from TweetDeck

Listening: Rilo Kiley "The Angels Hung Around" fr "Under the Blacklight." Jenny Lewis sings in round tones, wicked inflections, killer hooks 9:27 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Librarian by My Morning Jacket #KEXP: JK--One of those exquisite lovesongs that transports you to a different world. 7:40 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Listening to Bobb B. Soxx & Blue Jeans "Bells of St. Mary" from Spector's "A Christmas Gift For You." Thinking "Planes Trains & Automobiles" 6:22 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Bon Iver: the name, sound. They (he) are to winter what Beach Boys are to summer. Bon Iver into snowboarding? Nah. Scratch that comparison. 10:19 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

I like Lady Gaga's music. I just don't like when musicians dress up in stupid get-ups that distract from the music. Also, dancing's overdone 9:46 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Relistening to one of my 2009 fave albums: Andrew Bird's "Noble Beast." Gem-like, its beauty remains untarnished by repeated play. 9:44 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Listening to Enya, "Lazy Days," from "A Day Without Rain": her best album: her most thrilling cycle of waltzes & prayers, airs & atmospheres 9:34 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

RT @kexpplaylist: Queenie The Dog by Daniel Johnston #KEXP: JK--Second song they've played from his new album. Even better than the first. 5:45 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck

Was listening to NPR podcast on Johnny Mercer birth centenary. Didn't realize same lyricist did "Hooray for Hollywood" and "Moon River." 11:35 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Doubleclick continuous gibberish stream in TweetDeck to see full/compressed Johnny Mercer lyric to "Moon River." Happy posthumous100th (+40) 6:03 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

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TV TWEETS

Last night's premiere of Scrubs' 9th season (or 1st season of re-premise spinoff) worked well, not jarringly different. New cast funny. 2:43 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

TIME-MARCHES-INEXORABLY-ON TWEETS

Watching family home videos from 12 years ago. Haven't watched them in years. Rarely use the VCR anymore. How much longer til can't replace? 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Sonya couldn't believe when I showed how many photos I shot in the 70s/80s. More than 40 albums. Burden as much as blessing to watch over. 8:29 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Clear (literally) that pollution controls work. Evidence: my skyline fotos of Detroit, Chicago, NYC, & LA in 70s vs. what I've seen lately. 8:23 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Somehow, even nasty scenes of fading dilapidated Detroit neighborhoods in the 70s have twilight quality all their own. Especially in winter 7:48 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Color photos from the 70s have faded miserably. IMHO, the worst decade of all for color in photos, films, clothes, etc. Chromatic meltdown. 7:44 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Black-and-white photos always look classy. Hold their hi-contrast beauty well thru the years. Color is overrated. 7:41 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

1976. Gerald Ford campaigning in my hometown to be elected president. Have fotos of him, Wayne Rogers, Chuck Connors. None of them Livonians 7:39 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Reviewing roll-by-roll, month-by-month, album-by-album photo record I snapped btwn ages 13-25. Didn't realize then how fast time was passing 7:31 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @robcur "Sharing dupe pics widely in family improves survivability" JK--Right. I prefer not to be sole custodian. My brothers have some. 6:26 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

RT @tim_walters "We still print and store photos, but it's only the 5% we want" JK--That model only works when have family archivist. 5:39 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Seasonal affective disorder: it's contagious: even across the years: looking at photos of Michigan winters in the 70s in my hometown induces 2:52 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Digital photography has ended era of people keeping physical albums/boxes full of tangible photos. Good thing, or family history oblivion? 2:35 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

33 yrs later, "Vote for America's Official Bicentenn Slogan": Candidate 6: "Freedom's way--U.S.A." (got my vote: dumb, but at least rhymes) 10:09 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

33 yrs later, "Vote for America's Offic Bicent Slgan": Candidate 5: "Stand fast, stand tall, stand American" (as USA shorty, I take offense) 10:08 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

33 yrs later, "Vote for America's Offic Bicenten Slgn": Candidate 4: "Take pride in Amrca's past, take prt in Amer's future" (by not dying?) 10:06 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

33 yrs later, "Vote for America's Official Bicentennial Slogan": Candidate 3: "Honor the past, challenge the future" (now challenge 2042?) 10:04 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

33 yrs later, "Vote for America's Official Bicentennial Slogan": Candidate 2: "America--the possible dream" (allusion to Man of La Mancha?) 10:01 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

33 yrs later, "Vote for America's Official Bicentennial Slogan": Candidate 1: "America is your past, you are her future" (hmmm, USA a lady) 10:00 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

TV Guide ad, '76 "Vote for America's Official Bicentennial Slogan." Don't recall/care which won. "All submissions...property of Slogans USA" 9:57 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Liberating my teenage-years photo images from those horrid, bulky, reverse-inscription-concealing, tacky 70s sticky-page mass-market albums. 8:54 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Decade's ending, dontcha know, and Tiger Woods is tarnishing before our eyes. Sad. Been brightest/richest athletic star of past 10 years. 5:26 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

Decade's ending, dontcha know, and Dubai's imploding. Feels like it was bound to happen. And it's happening. 5:21 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

People reading PA/DM into yesterday poem are correct. Janus-like, DM is history's spectacle, PA is futurity's: each lens refracts the other. 9:49 AM Nov 28th from TweetDeck

Also, re Facebook's post-from-TXT feature, annoying when 3rd stanza arrives, but 1st & 2nd don't. I post poems. 8:52 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck

New poem "End, Decade!" (http://bit.ly/8wQLoH) 8:52 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck

Lions lost again? They've been premier Thanksgiving turkeys for long as can remember. And their old stadium just sold for less than my house 3:53 PM Nov 26th from web

Working out really does work. I've been inhabiting this skin for 51+ years and somehow my nervous system stays better braced thru turbulence 6:27 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

OVERSHARING-FAMILY-STUFF-ON-TWITTER-BUT-KNOWING-FULL-WELL-THAT-MY-FAMILY-WILL-SEE-IMMEDIATELY-WHEN-TWEET-AUTOSYNCS-TO-MY-FACEBOOK TWEETS

Discussing quantum imaging applications with Jason Lee. Thanksgiving small talk. Really. I'm weird. Hope Sonya's not embarrassed. He's cool. 3:35 PM Nov 26th from web

Waiting for Thanksgiving: chance to meet significant somebodies my grown children seeing. I promise not to be De Niro in "Meet the Parents." 9:39 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Sonya needs to remember that geeks rule. Really. 3:37 PM Nov 26th from web

GRATUITOUSLY-SENSUAL TWEETS

Stapling is a pleasant activity. The press, crunch, click, and binding of a tidy stack of papers--brings even disorderly pulp into alignment 5:51 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Coffee is calming. If you use it to come down from long dark day indoors musing over nothing but interiors. And if you do so in coffee shop. 5:50 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

Weather was good here today. Finished all raking and disposing of dead-leafy matter. Also finished smoothing living stuff into tidy piles. 1:35 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck

@Intelligentform "Manual selection"? That's highly pleasurable birth-control technique. ;-) 2:14 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to Intelligentform

Hey Panera Bread, thanks for following me. Clearly, you have bot listening for Twitter mentions. Do you also have free-food bot? 7:52 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Panera Bread's always a comforting coffeehouse. Kingstowne VA, Marlborough MA, Penna Turnpike--same cozy ambience. 6:26 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

HOLIDAY-MOOD TWEETS

"Defoliating a victory garden sure works up an appetite." - Firesign Theatre, from "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers" about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck

December's almost here: the month of force-marched festivities. Oh well...any excuse for a party is a good one. 9:14 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

Giving thanks for tech turkeys to feast our tweets on. Name social net that you never quite got into (incl Twtr). Some will be history soon 2:35 PM Nov 26th from web

HIgh society. Why anxiety? Try variety. F*ck sobriety! 8:07 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

Happy Thanksgiving! My head's basted and broiled. Need some cool toddies. 3:30 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck

GRATUITOUS-ERUDITION TWEETS

Starbucks was named for character in Moby-Dick. First outlet at Seattle Pike Place Market, overlooking Puget Sound docks. Connection? 6:56 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

ARMCHAIR-PHILOSOPHER TWEETS

Predictive power: what intuition delivers: ability to sense inevitables in yr nervous system: algorithms are dendrites fraught with futurity 9:50 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Sitting tight is a good strategy for riding any fast-moving vehicle. Sit tight and focus. But relax your responses. Roll with the shocks. 8:35 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

STRAY PERSONAL TWEETS

Love when can comfort friend over phone. Neither needs to see the other's red face. Just feel the other's soothing tone. Both better for it. 9:30 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

STRAY POLITICAL TWEETS

NIce to see that, as his 1st anniversary in office nears, Obama is finally dealing with realistic expectations of what he can accomplish. 1:58 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck

STRAY SPORTS TWEETS

Boston's the biggest hometown sports-team-crazy city I've ever seen. When in Boston, best to feign interest in Sox, Celts, Patriots, Bruins. 9:52 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

STRAY SCIENCE TWEETS

"Open Source Science" (http://bit.ly/738RJI): JK--See also "More Scientists Treat Experiments as Team Sport" (http://bit.ly/7Xsl16). 6:06 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck

HEART-OF-DARKNESS TWEETS

"The Henry Ford of Heart Surgery" (http://bit.ly/7k4lbC): JK--Really? You can have any heart any color you wish, as long as it's black? 2:54 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck