"Data Lib Movemt" (http://bit.ly/abfn0I) JK--Draws Renaissance Italy parallel. Perspective drawing? For painting data meaning, BI is palette 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck
"VMware Is in Talks to Acquire Novell's Linux Software" (http://bit.ly/9QoXM7) JK--Attachmate bidding for the rest. Soon no Novell no longer 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck
I don't follow Friday. Friday follows me, grabs me, and woos me sweetly into the weekend. Friday is The Cure. "It's Friday I'm in Love." 11 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Mail enhancement. Size matters, but not that much. AR pros still apologize 4 send multi-MB attachments. No sweat. Everybody has big pipes! about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Hey #DW vendors, please don't insist that I speak to this or that ref customer as if by doing so I'm rectifying some serious past omission. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
Hey #DW vendors, it's great 2 speak with yer ref customers (if convenient). Also good (& more time-friendly) for you to summarize/list them. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
Eating lunch earlier. Have 6-hour Wave call coming up. Yes...you read right...6 straight hours on one phone call. Web conference. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
Saw promotion w/ headline: "So, You Think You're Important? We Think So Too..." Snarkyboy in me reads that as "We Think We're Important Too" about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Oracle OpenWorld. Growing too large for the Moscone Center. This may be the last year there. Predict Las Vegas next year & beyond. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
@SethGrimes Electronic analogue to sex analytics? Can you repeat the question, Seth? about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SethGrimes
Yes, I'm going to do plenty of homophonic pun variations on that guy's name, till you get sick of me. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
"Larry Ellison's Top 10 Priorities At Oracle Open World" (http://bit.ly/ckJilC) JK--"Oracle faithful"? Gimme a break! Not a mindless hurd . about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Mail enhancement. Size of attachments, folders, and archive does matter. Keep that matter in cloud. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Brangelina is longest running pop Hollywood-actor-couple fixation since Dick & Liz. Just not as fun. Where's brawling-PDA slo-mo trainwreck? about 21 hours ago via txt
#EDW key to rich data analytics ecosystem. What topology design tools do U provide 4 enterprise data architects? about 21 hours ago via txt
#DW vdrs often puzzled re what, if anything, they cn/shld demo remotely. Well, 4 starters, yer qry optz, modlng, wkld mgt, in-db pshdwn... about 21 hours ago via txt
"Is ORCL Apps Company That Sells Hdwr or Hdwr Company That Dabbles in Apps?" (http://tinyurl.com/297t2zr) JK--False dichotomy or untrue one? 1,284,659,550,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Google Instant Inspires Imitators ......" (http://bit.ly/9gNtgW) JK--As well it should. GGL Instant is transformative of search experience. 1,284,659,122,000.00 via web
Fearlessness is not the same as courage. Fearlessness might mean you lack the ability to fear stuff you should. That's called recklessness. 1,284,658,813,000.00 via TweetDeck
Yrs truly & @denodo Webinar, "Agile BI & Agile Data Svcs: A Perfect Fit," Wed Oct 6, 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM PDT. Register: http://bit.ly/cH3P7U 1,284,658,655,000.00 via TweetDeck
@NeilRaden "If techie falls in woods talking, is he/she still boring" JK--Yes, unless subcontract the boring part to http://bit.ly/bU6TOe 1,284,658,069,000.00 via web
Peanut butter & jelly makes for a sumptuous meal when served on the most splendid whole-wheat bread that an artisan can knead & bake. 1,284,656,736,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist: Ramble On by Led Zeppelin #KEXP JK--I nominate this for theme song of the social media universe. 1,284,656,168,000.00 via TweetDeck
How much tech could a techie talk if a techie could talk tech till he couldn't take it no more? 1,284,655,263,000.00 via TweetDeck
#DW @SANDTechnology has 98% storage efficiency, due to largely columnar, tokenized storage. Impressive. 1,284,653,447,000.00 via TweetDeck
Taking briefing from columnar DB #DW vendor SAND Technology. 1,284,652,320,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @PaulMcCartney:Band On The Run 2 B Reissued (http://bit.ly/99HLRG) JK--APB: Beatle man & band still on lam from jailer man & sailor Sam 1,284,646,518,000.00 via web
"Doerr, Pincus, & Gordon Will Kick Off Disrupt SF" (http://tcrn.ch/db2Qod) JK--Cool. At first, thought it said they'll disrupt 49ers kickoff 1,284,640,966,000.00 via web
"Facebook alternative Diaspora rolls out first code" (http://bbc.in/9WKy0G) JK--Offers better privacy. Privacy assured cuz no friends use it 1,284,639,895,000.00 via TweetDeck
September 16. Or September 16th. Or September the 16th. Or 16 September. Or the 16th day of September. Or 9-16. Whatever. It's Thursday. 1,284,638,113,000.00 via TweetDeck
Ever seen movie where boom mike drops accidentally into frame? Destroys illusion. Happened dozens of times in "Hollywoodland" w/ Ben Affleck 1,284,637,229,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @HowardKurtz: "Tea partiers are not "hard core right wing wackos"...Palin says." JK--Let's not even discuss those soft-core wackos. 1,284,601,169,000.00 via TweetDeck
@Frauenfelder @youngamerican Henry Winkler. Your favorite uncle. He put the "ayyyyyyyy" in "a-vuncular." 1,284,601,090,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to Frauenfelder
RT @denodo: Denodo joins panel w/ James Kobielus on DMRadio “Data as Service in Warehousing, Intelligence & Performance” http://goo.gl/9fli 1,284,600,696,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @denodo: “Agile BI & Agile Data Svcs: A Perfect Fit” feat. James Kobielus, Sr. Analyst, Forrester Research. Webinar: http://goo.gl/lfW4 1,284,600,654,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @mgualtieri: #JFKJrForum "[Myers sez ]bloggers can kidnap news cycle. Why is that bad thing? Why should politicians & press control it?" 1,284,600,591,000.00 via TweetDeck
"BI Has Hit the Wall" (http://bit.ly/cYofiW) JK--Hasn't, really. But people who've been thrashing these topics for decades tend to fatigue. 1,284,600,494,000.00 via TweetDeck
Looking forward to Predictive Analytics World next month in Alexandria VA (http://bit.ly/9MPcWH). Nice to give a talk near where I live. 1,284,600,235,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @Alyssa_Milano @dbugliari knows the way to my heart. He just said to me: "You look so pretty right now I want to retweet your face." 1,284,600,058,000.00 via TweetDeck
Cover of "Colossal Youth" (http://yfrog.com/5osgjcj). Stuart modeled design on http://yfrog.com/0lpqoij . I call cool logo "YMG font." 1,284,599,915,000.00 via TweetDeck
Sleeve art of Gist's '80 vinyl "This Is Love/Yanks" (http://yfrog.com/4yykkj). Stuart's quiet immediate post-YMG (http://bit.ly/9brokK) 1,284,599,413,000.00 via TweetDeck
Oh. Jack Paar got his start in Jackson, Michigan. So did I. Small world. 1,284,596,351,000.00 via txt
@MatthewRHolt @michaelianblack Good autumn hIKu. Another: EQUINOXIOUS//Autumn's awful. It/buries the dead under a/brighter shade of dead. 1,284,594,963,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to MatthewRHolt
@SethGrimes #bigdata #nosql At the rate they're evolving, it shouldn't be too long. 1,284,594,439,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to SethGrimes
RT @sara_grace: "Trader Joe's pumpkins are out." JK--Recall fondly when won a TJ contest. Got big bright ripe orange one. Carved a big grin! 1,284,594,287,000.00 via TweetDeck
Recalling past tensions and their releases prepares you for now & future tensions. Release always imminent, even when not apparent. 1,284,594,045,000.00 via TweetDeck
Just as I can't remember last time I got a personal msg thru postal mail, don't recall last one thru email. It's all soc media & txt msg now 1,284,593,005,000.00 via TweetDeck
By the way, folks, Ms. @tracey_thorn is the brilliant vocalist who records solo, as one-half of Everything But the Girl, & various projects 1,284,588,497,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @tracey_thorn "'high-quality-lightweight' sounds truly damning" JK--No. Anybody does light music very well is blessed w/ jingling pockets 1,284,588,414,000.00 via TweetDeck
Nice way to close the day. News of impending nuptials. 1,284,584,219,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Using Google 'reduces ability 2 concentrate'" (http://bit.ly/94RRA9) JK--Orange juice concentrate? Huh? What? Could U repeat the question? 1,284,582,302,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Disappearing id providers pose problem" (http://bit.ly/9boohM) JK--John Fontana works 4 Ping now? Disappearing IT reporters pose problem! 1,284,582,176,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Twitter co-founder thanks his lucky stars" (http://bit.ly/ccMNgs) JK--Don't need to know about his passion for astrology, thanks. 1,284,582,054,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Linus Torvalds becomes American citizen" (http://bit.ly/cjb75h) JK--Is IT press also going 2 start reporting engagements & other personals? 1,284,581,917,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Oracle's Exec Swap Portends Near-Term Change" (http://bit.ly/aDQ9sK) JK--I retweet any headline with "portend" in it, no questions asked. 1,284,581,801,000.00 via TweetDeck
Ollila Joins Exodus From Nokia (http://bit.ly/bCRmZ5) JK--I am getting old. In my LCC days (95-8), Nokia was the prestige mobile phone. 1,284,581,248,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Facebook & Twitter banned by PA college" (http://bit.ly/bUYXeN) JK--"not 2 punish but 2 C how react 2 losing access"? Cruel experiment? 1,284,581,104,000.00 via TweetDeck
SAP rolls out real-time biz analytics apps (http://bit.ly/bSjPwD) JK--NEAR-real-time purpose-built vertical analytics. Universe/fed'n inside 1,284,579,064,000.00 via TweetDeck
Thinking of creating #DW edition of Trivial Pursuit. All questions on vdr product version numbers, going back 25 years. Savants ineligible. 1,284,578,499,000.00 via TweetDeck
Some projects & tasks are largely dynamic, open-ended, and beyond your immediate control. Best to ride 'em like bucking bronco. 1,284,577,951,000.00 via TweetDeck
@ColinJWhite OK. Next 1-2 years for top 10 DW vendors to build into products. Next 1-3 years for broad customer adoption. 1,284,574,747,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to ColinJWhite
RT @kexpplaylist: Single Again by The Fiery Furnaces from the album EP JK--Very funny and insightful ballad of sorts. 1,284,574,683,000.00 via TweetDeck
@ColinJWhite Mainstream means it's available now or in the near-term deliverable roadmaps of key vendors. 1,284,571,861,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to ColinJWhite
@ColinJWhite #EDW Mainstream not an exaggeration. Hybrid row-columnar is a hot item now for all major DBMS/DW vendors. 1,284,570,793,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to ColinJWhite
@ColinJWhite Hybrid row-columnar is where the #EDW industry IS GOING...IS PARTWAY THERE....WILL ALL BE THERE within next 2-3 years. 1,284,563,330,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to ColinJWhite
Essentially, Buckingham realized that you leverage an audience while you have it. You won't have it forever. Quirk while the iron is hot! 1,284,563,107,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist: Tusk by Fleetwood Mac from Tusk #KEXP JK--Love how LIndsey took advantage of Mac chart supremacy 2 put out this quirky gem 1,284,563,073,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Dilbert Pokes Fun at Corporate Social Media Strategies" (http://cot.ag/9byevd ) JK--See my earlier tweet. Ample fodder for corporate satire 1,284,560,342,000.00 via TweetDeck
@SethGrimes #ETL #EDW Yeah. All of it is data analytics, or data management, or information management, depending on where set the demarc. 1,284,559,002,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to SethGrimes
#Kalido intros "cascaded #DW" modeling & tighter #Netezza integration (http://bit.ly/ca7Fn2). Solid veteran DW modeling & governance vendor 1,284,558,751,000.00 via TweetDeck
"IBM Acquiring OpenPages" (http://bit.ly/bUL89O) JK--Deepens IBM's GRC risk analytics app portfolio. Already embeds Cognos #BI. Good fit. 1,284,558,575,000.00 via TweetDeck
@SethGrimes I'm scratching my head re your tweet. #ETL is core tool of #EDW. Content ETL growing adoption in #EDW. #Hadoop too, for that app 1,284,558,222,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to SethGrimes
"Aster Data Intros Adv MpRdc on Column Store DBMS" (http://bit.ly/cVq816) JK--Yet another sign that hybrid row-columnar now #EDW mainstream. 1,284,557,320,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @DavidLinthicum "Last day in Vegas. Ready 4 home." JK--First day there is all acclimation. Once U do, your mind starts 2 leave Las Vegas 1,284,557,030,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Novell Agrees To Sell Itself In 2 Parts, NY Post Reports" (http://sn.im/novell0915) JK--Nostalgia grips me. Sad 2 see Novell dissolve. 1,284,556,860,000.00 via TweetDeck
Teradata does Hadoop, via Cloudera. http://bit.ly/93G2fi JK--Yet another sign that Hadoop becoming principal unstructured-info arm of #EDW 1,284,556,741,000.00 via TweetDeck
@tracey_thorn Just wait till your kids are grown and out of the house. Initial sadness. Followed by massive relief. Love thrives on distance 1,284,556,594,000.00 via web from Lee, VA in reply to tracey_thorn
"Berners-Lee calls 4 free internet worldwide" (http://bbc.in/bOj1tE) JK--In Maslow hierarchy (http://bit.ly/v1PUc), it's lo-priority freebie 1,284,556,255,000.00 via TweetDeck
Hey vendors, if you want me to tweet about your latest release (assuming I find it significant enough), send me a URL to press release. 1,284,555,746,000.00 via TweetDeck
Working on preso 4 Pred Analytics World, Alexandria VA (WashDC), Tues Oct 19: "SNA: Killer App 4 In-Db Analytics" (http://bit.ly/d6zFDz) 1,284,555,582,000.00 via TweetDeck
Noticing that if judiciously select who 2 follow in Twitter, what streams atcha in r-t TweetDeck not overload. It's meaningful buzzpatterns. 1,284,555,313,000.00 via TweetDeck
"E-Mail Tsunami Overtakes Us, Even in Bedroom" (http://bit.ly/cwPd2B) JK--Honey, not tonight--I have a download. 1,284,554,904,000.00 via TweetDeck
Adrian Fenty's basic unlikability's what did him in. If hadn't power-swagged his merry way thru now lame-duck admin, he'd've won re-election 1,284,554,663,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist: Stillness Is The Move (Lucky Dragons Remix) by Dirty Projectors #KEXP JK--A good remix is almost like a good cover version 1,284,554,254,000.00 via TweetDeck
See you all next week at Computerworld BI & Analytics Perspectives, La Jolla CA. I chair Monday panel on agile #BI: http://bit.ly/cnKITf 1,284,553,714,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Big Wave by Jenny And Johnny from I'm Having Fun Now JK--Good new one from Jenny Lewis (Rilo Kiley) & Jonathan Rice 1,284,553,361,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Why Soc Med ROI May Be Worthless" (http://bit.ly/da36XR) JK--Worthless, no. Incalculable, yes. Tangent: Dilbert: http://yfrog.com/j3vjqsj 1,284,553,108,000.00 via TweetDeck
Clear mind. Cool feet on cool floor with cool air coming from cool calm sun-sweet mid-September morning. Just outside my sliding glass door. 1,284,552,383,000.00 via TweetDeck
Hey vendors, my time on floor at Oracle OpenWorld next week is very limited. I'll drop by yer booths. Let's not schedule anything in advance 1,284,552,248,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Help Me Marry by Liz Phair from the album Exile In Guyville JK--It's phair 2 say this, her 1st, is still her best LP 1,284,551,646,000.00 via TweetDeck
@chaskielt Holiday party? For a remote non-Cambridge employee? Seriously doubt it. 1,284,550,930,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to chaskielt
Finished my keynote preso together for #AsterData Big Data Insights conf, Chicago, Sept 30. Register at http://bit.ly/bibwS3 1,284,516,650,000.00 via TweetDeck
For DHenschen benefit, just resequenced dirty dozen tweets I did late afternoon on #SAP BOBJ announcement, added new thoughts--via email. 1,284,515,873,000.00 via TweetDeck
FRICTION//A match. Its tip of/phosphorescent explosion/scratched up in a flash. 1,284,507,724,000.00 via txt
So, in sum, what I like best in this #SAP BOBJ announcement are virtualization, visualization, & verticalization. Thank you. Good night. 1,284,501,769,000.00 via txt
And the reports, charts, dashboards, & other prebuilt content in nu #SAP Analytic Apps leverage BOBJ best. Very usable. 1,284,501,642,000.00 via txt
From data arch POV, I'm impressed w/ data virt'n features of nu analytic apps. Pull data & meta from hetero DBs. No IQ/ASE lok-in envisioned 1,284,501,501,000.00 via txt
In prebrief, #SAP BOBJ took pride in Agile collab dev "sprints" w/ beta customers who helped verticalize & rapidly refine nu analytic apps. 1,284,501,257,000.00 via txt
Current first group of #SAP BOBJ Analytics Apps embeds Xcelsius, Universe, Federation, & other BOBJ teks. Expect #Sybase teks in future rels 1,284,501,025,000.00 via txt
Another cool thing is #SAP plans to enhance entire suite with forthcoming in-memory, columnar, real-time, embedded analytics platform techs. 1,284,500,871,000.00 via txt
One of the cool things about new #SAP BOBJ Analytic Apps is vdr's detailed plans to roll out apps 4 wide range of biz domains in coming qtrs 1,284,500,716,000.00 via txt
But #SAP is not positioning as sw appliances, but, rather, as solution accel'rs integrating robust proven IP & prepkg domain-spec rpts, etc 1,284,500,529,000.00 via txt
In a sense, you might characterize nu #SAP BOBJ Analytic Apps as "solution software appliances" 4 quik-val funct-fit self-contained deploy. 1,284,500,330,000.00 via txt
New #SAP BOBJ Analytics apps R targeted to non-SAP app shops, compete with #SAS in function-specific biz analytic apps 4 vert & horiz niches 1,284,500,164,000.00 via txt
Primary significance of new #SAP Business Objects Analytics suite is stand-alone: no tek depend on prior BOBJ, BW, or other SAP sw deploys 1,284,499,901,000.00 via txt
#Forrester EDW Wave call kept me from commenting synchronous to that #SAP analytics announcement, but, having been prebriefed, here goes now 1,284,499,642,000.00 via txt
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Free by Cat Power from You Are Free JK--Song proves that sharply strummed rhythm guitar is the best percussion. 1,284,484,469,000.00 via TweetDeck
Any music refs in my keynote at #AsterData Big Data Insights? Nope, 'cept keynote = C note = tune tone of day. Reg at http://bit.ly/bibwS3 1,284,483,593,000.00 via TweetDeck
Putting my keynote preso together for #AsterData Big Data Insights conf, Chicago, Sept 30. Register at http://bit.ly/bibwS3 1,284,483,392,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) by Florence & The Machine from the album Lungs JK--Yes, @chaskielt I dig her too! 1,284,483,305,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Anthems For A Seventeen-Year-Old Girl by Broken Social Scene from You Forgot It In People JK--Infectious earworm song 1,284,483,022,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @merv: "first we take manhattan" JK--Take it where? Is it portable? Don't tell me those bridges & tunnels R mooring it to mainland. 1,284,481,995,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist: So Long, Marianne by Leonard Cohen #KEXP JK--Early Cohen. Admit it, we lumpd him w/McKuen. Wrongedy-wrong. Leonard's great 1,284,481,245,000.00 via TweetDeck
@merv We analysts tend 2 complain about tech mkting because we're on receiving end of so many pitches--and folks seem 2 care what we think. 1,284,481,078,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to merv
RT @donalddotfarmer: How Innocent Confess 2 Crimes (http://nyti.ms/c7NDGm) JK--Cops taint memories by falsely asserting failed lie detector. 1,284,479,899,000.00 via TweetDeck
The tech tongue-twister that always trips me is saying "visualization," "virtualization," & "verticalization" in same breath and/or phrase. 1,284,478,256,000.00 via TweetDeck
Reading reviews is reviewing reviewer. Decrement esteem 4 each beloved thing they skewer. Ranker they go, rank 'em near excrement or manure. 1,284,476,588,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Google Code now a general open source repository" (http://zd.net/9L9VKf) JK--Nobody worrying about Google putting screws on OSS. 1,284,475,743,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Is ORCL poised 2 end open source sw?" (http://bit.ly/9P4Anv) JK--Nope. If OSS can withstand ubiquitous litigation, it's robust movement. 1,284,475,467,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Relying On Tools Makes You Dumber" (http://bit.ly/cItkGN) JK--Yep. It's been all downhill for the human race since invention of the lever. 1,284,474,815,000.00 via TweetDeck
Spoke to Computerworld's Jai Vijayan about an upcoming vendor announcement. 1,284,474,227,000.00 via TweetDeck
"HP to buy SIEM vendor ArcSight for $1.5B" (http://bit.ly/aONoS0) JK--Let's see if #HP has vision 2 integ with Neoview for security event DW 1,284,473,021,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Your marching orders for next 10 years" (http://bit.ly/aHwEyH) JK--Futurist? Who anoints those? Revoked if predictions don't pan out? 1,284,472,890,000.00 via TweetDeck
Somebody U barely know, never met, or who may not exist saying "I need yer help" thru social media. It annoys me. You R who? I should why? 1,284,472,521,000.00 via TweetDeck
It annoys me when Windows doesn't launch & display my apps from left to right in the exact order in which I clicked them. I re-do till right 1,284,471,337,000.00 via TweetDeck
@forrester: Pub day for Empowered! Congrats to @jbernoff @TedSchadler. Buy @ http://forr.com/cc9E7t JK--See my Empowered analytics docs soon 1,284,467,838,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Unbeknownst" is one of my fave Olde English-y sounding 2-bit words that still crops up in casual conversation. Feels like choicest Chaucer. 1,284,467,748,000.00 via TweetDeck
A cool 50 tweets in one day....hippy-dippy Donovan, international poetry, a lot of tech stuff, some music, some smalltalk 1,284,431,447,000.00 via TweetDeck
There you have power politics at the heart of the American historical experience: settled by cowboys, unsettled by gangsters. 1,284,431,178,000.00 via TweetDeck
Detective stories are pure urban cops vs. robbers struggles (with guns). 1,284,431,164,000.00 via TweetDeck
Westerns are pure frontier cops vs. robbers power struggles (with guns). 1,284,431,150,000.00 via TweetDeck
Politics is power struggles enacted in an institution that monopolizes the legitimate use of organized force (military & police). 1,284,431,135,000.00 via TweetDeck
As much as I like science fiction, politics is not a speculative narrative about alternative technology-driven futures. 1,284,431,124,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories." - Arthur C. Clarke JK--I disagree. See following tweets why. 1,284,431,113,000.00 via TweetDeck
Neil Young wrote "Sugar Mountain" on 19th b-day (http://bit.ly/a8e6iH), bummed to be frozen out of circle of friends. See Facebook parallel? 1,284,422,548,000.00 via TweetDeck
Zuckerberg. Means "sugar mountain." His creation is certainly that. Lacking only the barkers, the colored balloons, & Neil Young as mascot. 1,284,422,249,000.00 via TweetDeck
"A123 opens largest lithium-ion battery plant in US in Livonia MI (http://bit.ly/awEpAt) JK--I get charge reading good stuff re my hometown. 1,284,422,115,000.00 via TweetDeck
As journalism gets inexorably deconstructed by social media, at what point do they start awarding Pulitzers to bloggers and tweeters? 1,284,421,859,000.00 via TweetDeck
If California legalizes pot, I suspect we'll see more high technicians in high tech in the high Sierras. 1,284,421,660,000.00 via TweetDeck
I love when two or more competing technical, scientific, and/or engineering disciplines dis each other's precise systemic lingo as "jargon." 1,284,421,315,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @Solutions4SM: Sarah Palin & Glenn Beck in Alaska: testing 2012 waters? (http://bit.ly/bkwNUC) #socialmedia JK--On an ice floe, hopefully 1,284,420,529,000.00 via TweetDeck
Reading "Family Portrait" by Brazilian poet C.D. De Andrade. Google it. "I only perceive th strange idea of family traveling thru the flesh" 1,284,415,997,000.00 via txt
A tiny potent poem tends to move me more than a massive novelistic nonentity. Not that sheer bulk doesn't impress. Someone spent a lifetime. 1,284,415,627,000.00 via txt
"Newest Adobe zero-day PDF exploit 'scary,' says researcher" (http://bit.ly/d2OOhK) JK--"Zero Day" is cool name for movie, band, and/or game 1,284,414,102,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist: Human Behaviour by Bjork from 3Greatest Hits JK--Some say Bjork offering outsider perspective on topic. Voice otherworldly 1,284,413,860,000.00 via TweetDeck
@EventCloudPro Send link to any published numbers, if/when ready. 1,284,411,561,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to EventCloudPro
@EventCloudPro You're doing all you can do, given the lack of standard benchmarks. I salute you, event-cloud-ling of the waking universe! 1,284,411,436,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to EventCloudPro
@EventCloudPro I know. You feel my pain. 1,284,411,391,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to EventCloudPro
@merv And my brain totally barabajagal'd out of whack multitasking Forrester Wave and other stuff. Need to go outside & try 2 catch the wind 1,284,411,227,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to merv
RT @kexpplaylist: Sunshine Superman by Donovan from Sunshine Superman JK--Thought about song this morning. I must have super-psychic powers. 1,284,410,616,000.00 via TweetDeck
@EventCloudPro That's SQL-MR vs. Hadoop, not vendo-to-vendor MR apples-apples. Butr I'd love to see your test criteria, scenarios, & results 1,284,410,078,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to EventCloudPro
TweetDeck user streams has me in CEP mood. Google's softening me up w/predictive-like Instant feature. Rush of adv analytic blood 2 my head! 1,284,409,975,000.00 via TweetDeck
A metric! A metric! My kingdom for a MapReduce performance metric (that's not pure blanket vendor 10x rock-n-roll assertion)! 1,284,409,774,000.00 via TweetDeck
Stop direct-mailing me offers to sign up 4 new credit cards. Don't need new financial balls & chains. One card is sufficient empowerment. 1,284,406,038,000.00 via TweetDeck
Parallel processing. Try grok complex techn preso in real-time thru eyes/ears & cogitate nxt smart question while scribble coherent notes 1,284,405,902,000.00 via TweetDeck
Taking briefing from CRIF Decision Solutions, predictive analytics for banks, financial institutions, & utilities. Credit & risk analytics. 1,284,388,489,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Will ORCL buy INFA next?" (http://bit.ly/cC2TX9) JK--According 2 recent survey? Did they survey Larry, Mark, & Safra? Or simply Larry? 1,284,388,151,000.00 via TweetDeck
"The wristwatch will rise again" (http://bit.ly/b3a3fK) JK--Sounds ominous. Will rise again 2 chafe wrist & strangle blood circulat'n 2 hand 1,284,388,001,000.00 via TweetDeck
Getting all ducks in row & harmony. By "ducks" I mean my travel sked 4 next month-plus. By "in row & harmony," mean reducing quack-cacophony 1,284,387,023,000.00 via TweetDeck
@lorita Actually, common Hispanic woman's name. Long before that brilliant author made it iconic. 1,284,386,860,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to lorita
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp: Straight To Hell by The Clash from the album Combat Rock JK--Clash classic whose riff MIA sampled on "Paper Planes" 1,284,386,715,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Black Cab by Jens Lekman frm Oh You're So Silent Jens JK--Gotta love romantic song whose opening sez "goddamn" thrice 1,284,385,042,000.00 via TweetDeck
@lorita I'll bet you get a fair share of "Lolita"s as well. 1,284,383,928,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to lorita
@lorita Actually, I have 2 catch self all the time when responding 2 emails from people from cultures whose given & surnames unfamiliar 2 me 1,284,383,708,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to lorita
@lorita Considering that there's a semi-famous person named "Vanna White," I'll bet lots of people make that mistake with you. 1,284,383,594,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to lorita
Must always be careful to distinguish someone's given & surnames when replying to their email. Avoid the "Dear Kobielus" faux pas. 1,284,383,449,000.00 via TweetDeck
Speaking of big data, come Big Data Insights Summit, Chicago, 9-30: http://bit.ly/bibwS3 . I'm keynote. #AsterData MicroStrategy, Dell, SAS. 1,284,381,981,000.00 via TweetDeck
"SciDB: Relational daddy answers Google, Hadoop, NoSQL" (http://bit.ly/brU2UC) JK--Stonebraker breaks more DB stone: multi-dim array-based. 1,284,381,732,000.00 via TweetDeck
Google Instant. New battleground in SEO will be defensive (futile?): fend off slideback as others camp on 1st few letters of yer name. 1,284,381,465,000.00 via TweetDeck
Google Instant self-identification. How many keystrokes to clearly distinguish self-results from non-self? For me it's 9: James Kob 1,284,381,162,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Cisco Plots Internet Path" (http://bit.ly/aSiOzw) JK--Expected profundity. Got trifle: "QWERTY not primary i'face w/ Internet in 15 years" 1,284,380,963,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist: #kexp Hey Brother by Aloe Blacc from the album Good Things JK--Great new soul song/artist in a classic 70s sound. Mayfield 1,284,380,669,000.00 via TweetDeck
"How Consultants Can Deal W/ Impostor Syndrome" (http://bit.ly/dphmx8) JK--Forgot #1: Contemplate paycheck. People pay real $ for yer smarts 1,284,380,554,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Facebook Overtakes Google As Top Online Destination" (http://bit.ly/db0aqJ) JK--Has Google ever been a "destination"? More like waystation. 1,284,380,323,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Don't Call It CRM" (http://bit.ly/aWIWnI) JK--Disagree. Use the term to encompass all those customer-facing apps. But, yes, focus on apps. 1,284,380,158,000.00 via TweetDeck
When world's variety, as displayed thru exercise-machine TV monitors, bores me, I distract my exercising mind with cellphone text tweeting. 1,284,379,902,000.00 via TweetDeck
Was telling Yoga Cindy that exercise tedium relieved by distracting mind w/ world's ever-changing variety. Our minds/bodies R ever-changing. 1,284,379,707,000.00 via TweetDeck
Scanning my inbox & bulk mail folders for false-negatives & false-positives: demands visual & semantic acuity--and remorseless delete finger 1,284,379,535,000.00 via TweetDeck
Reading "With a Green Scarf" by Romanian poet Marin Sorescu. Google it. "I blindfolded the sun with my nights & asked the sun to catch me." 1,284,345,526,000.00 via txt
Predictive analytics. Will future cars have embed intell 2 predict if jalopy will likely stall soon? Will laws req feature on all used cars? 1,284,302,580,000.00 via txt
Reports. Will future cars have optional blackbox recorders 4 reporting internal & external events pre-accident? Will privacy regs stymie? 1,284,302,192,000.00 via txt
Alerts. Will future cars monitor our vital signs at wheel & alert if sleepy starting 2 impair? Will laws req automated real-time escalation? 1,284,301,932,000.00 via txt
Dashboards. Will future cars let us personalize them just as do with our #BI dashboards? Will safety regs restrict what & how they display? 1,284,301,620,000.00 via txt
Social media R blogosphere directed by R. Altman: myriad characters, overlapping dialogue, big stars & bit players have equal onscreen time. 1,284,301,253,000.00 via txt
I'd like to see a Twitter service that aggregated the 10 most original new thoughts tweeted in the previous day. 1,284,300,220,000.00 via txt
Ahmadinejad sez "like 2 retaliate by burning book that U Americans hold dear but only book U care about is Facebook." Cyber-attack in works? 1,284,296,478,000.00 via TweetDeck
Essentially, latest dozen tweets in yer profile determine whether I'm going 2 reciprocate yer "I'm following U" declaration. Tweet em sweet! 1,284,296,216,000.00 via TweetDeck
"E-commerce becoming more social" (http://ow.ly/2CJQc) #sm #pr #e20 JK--Flash, collective sales/promos to U & your "social graph" friends. 1,284,295,973,000.00 via TweetDeck
Much needed rain overnight in the DC area. Let's see now if my much-needed newspaper is soaking wet. 1,284,293,499,000.00 via TweetDeck
@augieray I hope you're not referring to any other James. I'd understand, though, if you donned a James Staten t-shirt. 1,284,248,771,000.00 via TweetDeck in reply to augieray
RT @debtfreeguy: "it's better to find whole worm in your apple than half a worm" JK--Unless you interpret "worm" & "Apple" in hi-tech senses 1,284,247,838,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @FasTake "Data Our Bodies Radiate" (http://bit.ly/cRzfNQ) #sm #pharma JK--That make the soul our inner dashboard? Happiness just a KPI? 1,284,247,574,000.00 via TweetDeck
@merv Andy was the painfully shy artsy ninja turtle who the others didn't understand. 1,284,240,251,000.00 via mobile web in reply to merv
Rock star analyst. I'll believe category exists when analyst firms sell t-shirts with our faces on them & our podcasts R on Billboard charts 1,284,238,653,000.00 via txt
Anniversary of 9/11 reminds it's almost 9 years since Apple released 1st iPod: start of mass adoption of portable solid-state media players. 1,284,238,035,000.00 via txt
Kryptonite. Irradiated fragments of exploded planet. Said 2 B fatal 2 Kryptonians. How B sure if only post-explosion Kryptonian still alive? 1,284,236,803,000.00 via txt
Buffett & Gates. Dontcha love how they're making world billionaires squirm? Even plutocrats have weaknesss. Peer pressure: their kryptonite? 1,284,224,600,000.00 via txt
These "be your own boss" franchising infomercials never inform that you're never your own boss. The customer remains in charge. #CRM 1,284,222,407,000.00 via txt
Liz Phair. Is it phair to say her phirst album or two almost 2 decades ago R the primary reason pholks still give a ph**k what she's up to? 1,284,219,370,000.00 via txt
Former UN Amb John Bolton. An iconic Fox commentary face. Thoroughly stiff, prickly, & white. The 'stache AND the mug in which it's set. 1,284,218,986,000.00 via txt
Best way to endure TV infomercials is muted. Check out pitchpeople's face expressions & gestures. Makes easier 4 brain 2 mute them real life 1,284,218,547,000.00 via txt
Knee health. Keep weight down. Strengthen quads hamstrings glutes. Do yoga & powerflex. No 2 hi-impact exercise. No pain. Awesome locomotion 1,284,218,235,000.00 via txt
Live coverage of 9/11 memorials from DC & NYC reminds us of statistical likelihood of beautiful weather in Northeast in 2nd wk of September. 1,284,217,731,000.00 via txt
VH1 doing countdown of "100 Greatest Artists of All Time." These things R so predictable: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Rembrandt, Pablo, Andy,... 1,284,217,447,000.00 via txt
Multivariate statistical analysis. Scientific progress inconceivable without it. If conceivable, not testable. If not testable, not science 1,284,216,293,000.00 via txt
Koran-burn-threat pastor named Terry Jones. Any chance just been punk'd by Python's Terry Jones? Prefer him playing organ in buff on beach 1,284,213,469,000.00 via TweetDeck
"'Inane' doesn't mean 'unprofitable'" (http://bit.ly/ddS6ej) JK--Genius racket! Hardcover-bind a one-off Wikipedia sch result & sell for $20 1,284,213,051,000.00 via TweetDeck
Rostam Batmanglij. Vampire Weekend's fastidious Georgetown-bred Columbia-trained songwriter/guitarist/producer is their secret sonic weapon. 1,284,211,284,000.00 via TweetDeck
News priorities f'ed up. 9-10 WashPost frontpage: "Pastor cancels Koran burning." 4 pgs back: "Deaths on US hiways lowest level in 60 years" 1,284,208,820,000.00 via TweetDeck
Preparation makes a busy life manageable. Preparation makes a busy life livable. Preparation makes a busy life productive. 1,284,206,793,000.00 via TweetDeck
Finished preso slides for my Oct 6 webinar on agile BI & data services with #Denodo. I put it in agile business context. 1,284,206,444,000.00 via TweetDeck
New blogpost: "Stuff I vetted for factual accuracy September 7-10 2010" (http://bit.ly/adf0xD) 1,284,206,081,000.00 via TweetDeck
RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Bowls by Caribou from album Swim JK--Synthesizer instrumental should be called "bells," because that's the sound. 1,284,205,671,000.00 via TweetDeck
First morning in months that I can describe as "cold." Not so cold that I need a jacket & shoes to get the paper, but bracingly brisk. 1,284,205,566,000.00 via TweetDeck
September 11, 2010. Nine years ago, at this time, in the room, I was checking morning news on Yahoo. The Web's embedded in our memories. 1,284,205,321,000.00 via TweetDeck
"Top 10 Most Hated Tech Mascots Ever" (http://bit.ly/agGP6t) JK--In summary, this writer hates every tech mascot ever. 1,284,205,153,000.00 via TweetDeck
"IBM Targets Oracle-Sun, HP With Buy-Back Program" (http://bit.ly/dzjiOJ) JK--Include financing app & DB migrations? Often the biggest costs 1,284,204,935,000.00 via TweetDeck
"NSF: Time for an Internet do-over" (http://bit.ly/d2hLI9) JK--Headline makes Internet sound like product being versioned. Give it new skin. 1,284,204,737,000.00 via TweetDeck
