Saturday, August 18, 2012

Aweekstweets August 10-18 2012: the week August eased up a bit

6m

@sbanjo What's equally amazing is that the airport Pizza Hut is open at 6am. That's when the breakfast and coffee places open up at airport

17m

Settling in to a cooler spell. High time.

12h

Ryan releases his own tax returns. Clearly, we don't need disclosure from the guy who hopes to wield power, just the warmpiss bucket dude

16h

lnkd.in/PUqYp4 Tim: The core service layers, use cases, and deployment models for Big Data--whether it be on Hadoop, an MPP EDW,...

16h

"Marketers Flunk the #BigData Test" (bit.ly/PrvVEs) JK--Too much gut, not able to digest stats, gorge selves on wrong data. Urp!

16h

lnkd.in/FEkhVy Rishabh: Thanks. Here's that Pathfinder paper you mentioned:...

17h

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Five Foot One by Iggy Pop from New Values JK--1979. Love the grunts at the start, & the NYC-punk vibe on guitar

18h

Drafted latest article for #IBM analyzingmedia: "What Worries the CMO? Fathoming the Human Heart"

19h

New #IBM JK blogpost: "A Week of Koby's Quick Hits - Aug. 13-17" (bit.ly/OmYSAd)

19h

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Putin Lights Up The Fires by Pussy Riot JK--To mix genitalia refs, these ladies have balls (bit.ly/OmYt0P)

20h

"Eight Principles of Data Visualization" (bit.ly/Rnrcr0) JK--Good discussion. A keeper.

22h

"New frm Twtr: crowdsourced analytx" (bit.ly/S3SeCU) JK--Clockwork Raven web app 2 submit anlytx job reqs 2 humans via Amzn Mech Turk

22h

"Future of Data: Encoded in DNA" (on.wsj.com/S0Je1n) JK--What's NOT a potential data storage device?

22h

RT @jameskobielus: NoSQL = no-disk? Quantum computing in big data's future (bit.ly/S3NY6q) Today's #IBM JK quick-hit

22h

NoSQL = no-disk? Quantum computing in big data's future: lnkd.in/aky9NJ

22h

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Lovely Rita by The Beatles from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band JK--You may interpret the outro as orgasm

22h

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Street Fighting Man by The Rolling Stones from Beggars Banquet JK--Keef's guitar on this is tricked-up acoustic.

22h

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Come as You Are by Nirvana from Nevermind JK--The foreboding bass makes this song. That and Cobain's anguished yowl.

22h

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp So What by Miles Davis from Kind of Blue JK--When I listen 2 this, I always mouth Miles' 2-note motif as "soooo what"

23h

"#IBM’s #BigData Analytics Empire" (zd.net/NKZBZS) JK--Good overview & insights by Andrew Brust.

23h

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Green Eyes by Erykah Badu from Mama's Gun JK--"My eyes are green because I eat a lot of vegetables."

23h

As you know, I'm one of the IBM-ers who tweet. What you may not realize is that I'm also one of the knights who say "neat!"

17 Aug

lnkd.in/kZAb4T Big Data badly needs real standards. The core emerging Big Data approach, Hadoop, remains squarely in the "de...

16 Aug

Chet Atkins "Walk, Don't Run" (youtu.be/zzd-mBHPP-Q) JK--1958. 2 years before the Ventures. Both were covers of a 1955 original.

16 Aug

Paul McCartney & Wings "Junior's Farm" (youtu.be/_QYm837uCTE) JK--Love the odd effect Paul applied to his voice on this gr8 rocker

16 Aug

Gotye "State Of The Art" (youtu.be/xWIKQMBBTtk) JK--From his latest. Best use of auto-tune in any popsong.

16 Aug

1910 Fruitgum Co "Simon Says" (youtu.be/4OjTYTZ8-Tw) JK--1968. I still love bubblegum. I even bought the record in my college years

16 Aug

The Carter Family "Can The Circle Be Unbroken" (youtu.be/qjHjm5sRqSA) JK--1927. Love the plainness of their devotional delivery

16 Aug

Robert Johnson "Come On In My Kitchen" (youtu.be/LuSKX_gqHn4) JK--1936. Spare, raw fingering & vocal grip your attention.

16 Aug

Les Paul & Mary Ford "How High the Moon" (youtu.be/gdG-NPiq3hQ) JK--Landmark sonic innovations of electric guitar & multitracking.

16 Aug

The Ventures 'Walk Don't Run" (youtu.be/g-evJ0J08Jw) JK--Let's face it. This remains the iconic surf-rock instrumental song.

16 Aug

Raybeats "Jack The Ripper" (youtu.be/xOwC6XAHIlQ) JK--1983. An obvious forerunner of the Raveonettes. I saw them twice live. Kickass!

16 Aug

The Raveonettes "Attack Of The Ghost Riders" (youtu.be/1gQEvupSrRY) JK--Ten years ago. First LP. Extraordinarily sharp propulsion.

16 Aug

The Raveonettes "Dead Sound" (youtu.be/n3MpNLmnfww) JK--Their classic sound. From a few years ago. So sharp you tingle all over.

16 Aug

The Raveonettes "She Owns The Streets" (youtu.be/rHI12hKE-ig) JK--Their latest. Stylistic departure. More lush-pop, less surf-rhythm

16 Aug

Rodriguez "Sugar Man" (youtu.be/pzfdYRldD68) JK--Recorded in early 70s by obscure Detroit artist who's been recently rediscovered

16 Aug

Dirty Projectors "Gun Has No Trigger" (youtu.be/o_qFaFl7JVc) JK--Their l8st. Song has insinuating way o burrowing into your awareness

16 Aug

Bill Dana as Jose Jimenez (bit.ly/OBuCoa) JK--Funny material + delivery. But that's worst attempt at "Mexican accent" I've ever heard

16 Aug

The magic first 7 words that signal a robo-call fit for immediate hangup: "Hi, I'm calling from independent voter research". Click!

16 Aug

"Google’s Dremel Makes #BigData Look Small" (bit.ly/OkCRCc) JK--"Can run queries on multi-PBs in matter of secs." Specs? Open source?

16 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J JK--Did Mama advise you on any other pugilistic matters? Did Mama do Don King?

16 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Borderline [With Stardeath & White Dwarfs] by The Flaming Lips JK--Surprisingly cool rocking Madonna cover.

16 Aug

RT @jameskobielus: lnkd.in/me_FPA Exactly right, Tom, & well-expressed. Many next best action inits focus on decis automation, aka...

16 Aug

lnkd.in/aUgikF Thanks Rishabh, and your discussion is very stimulating. Pathfinder sounds similar to how IBM Watson operates. I'd...

16 Aug

lnkd.in/me_FPA Exactly right, Tom, and well-expressed. Many next best action initiatives are focused on decision automation, aka...

16 Aug

RT @jameskobielus: lnkd.in/yh3Qa6 There's a diff btwn actionable intelligence (data/analytics that drives decisions/behaviors) and...

16 Aug

lnkd.in/yh3Qa6 There's a difference between actionable intelligence (data/analytics that drives decisions/behaviors) and...

16 Aug

"Percolator, Dremel and Pregel: Alternatives to #Hadoop" (bit.ly/N6kgXO) JK--Google inits 4 increm process, ad-hoc anlytx, graf proc

16 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger frm Where Have All the Merrymakers Go JK--Easily funniest song ever 2 say "goddamn U"

16 Aug

"Gartner’s Hype Cycle for #BigData" (bit.ly/NJ4K4D) JK--Is it just me, or does this trend visualization explain precisely nothing?

16 Aug

"How DARPA Does #BigData" (bit.ly/NJ4iUb) JK--Great, long, detailed article. Worth extended perusal

16 Aug

"Algo 4 tracking viruses (& Twitter rumors) to source" (bit.ly/NJ3iPS) JK--Leverages observer-node differential signal arrival times

16 Aug

Saw the Angelina Jolie produce/wrote/directed "In the Land of Blood & Honey" on DVD last night. Grisly, tedious story of Bosnia civil war.

16 Aug

"5 #BigData Trends Transforming Channel" (bit.ly/NJ22MJ) JK--Interesting discussion ranges from consolidation to hardware & prof svcs

16 Aug

RT @jameskobielus: lnkd.in/T3EqtK Too much power being invested in biz data scientist role? That's different from asking if too ...

16 Aug

lnkd.in/T3EqtK Too much power being invested in business data scientist role? That's different from asking if too much power is...

16 Aug

"#BigData Blasphemy: Why Sample?" (bit.ly/NIYAld) JK--Not blasphemy, just good sense. Data size not always correl8 2 model pred power

16 Aug

"#IBM to Buy Flash-Memory Company to Enhance Storage Offerings" (on.wsj.com/NIXLJ2) JK--Texas Memory is a leading SSD provider

16 Aug

"Netflix, StubHub, #IBM execs discuss value o #bigdata" (zd.net/NIWGRx) JK--"All these TBs flowing at us...figure out which 2 pick”

16 Aug

"#BigData Meme: Scenarios" (bit.ly/NIUutc) JK--1) IT supt 2) IT hire data sci 3) IT datsci biz-xform 4) IT join mktg 5) datsci outsrc

16 Aug

"A Strategic Mistake With #BigData" (bit.ly/NIUf1g) JK--Article cautions against siloed enterprise Big Data initiatives.

16 Aug

"#BigData is watching you" (on.ft.com/NITiGb) JK--Scary/sensationalist headline totally at odds with humanitarian focus of article

16 Aug

"Social recommendation websites potential mob target" (bit.ly/NISNMk) JK--Provocative, plausible. How to sniff 4 extortion attempts?

16 Aug

"How does Google detect original content vs. a copy?" (bit.ly/NIS3qu) JK--Answer: not perfectly.

16 Aug

"3 Traps In Taxonomy Design" (bit.ly/NIQoBr) JK--1) Driven by non-expert stakeholders, 2) niche SMEs, 3) self in hermetic isolation

16 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Uncontrollable Urge by Devo from Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo JK--Spud Boys' best all-out rocker.

16 Aug

"#IBM Plans to Acquire Texas Memory Systems" (ibm.co/OA3sy2) JK--Leading developer of high-performance flash memory solutions

16 Aug

"#IBM & Singapore Econ Dev Bd Collab 2 Launch Analytics-Based Suppl Chn Ctr" (ibm.co/MAcIB3) JK--Data is Singapore "natural resource"

16 Aug

"#IBM Research, CDC & PHDSC Enable Real-Time Reporting of Public Health Cases" (ibm.co/MAcj1n) JK--Faster insights publishd from EHRs

16 Aug

Standing on shoulders of giant? Goliath can't be so huge that you can't clear his head & plant feet on either shoulder. What's height limit?

16 Aug

"Internet Archive unleashes 1PB of data thru BitTorrent" (bit.ly/THaJvg) JK--Did Mr. Peabody have #Hadoop cluster in Wayback Machine?

16 Aug

Noisy summertime insect chattering out there makes it feel like I'm living in the Amazon rainforest.

16 Aug

To say a research program "focuses on 55 topics" is ridiculous. That sounds like definition of unfocused. Just say "covers" or "addresses"

16 Aug

Kirsty MacColl "Terry" (bit.ly/TH9PyA) JK--"Terry is as tough as Marlon Brando."

16 Aug

The Go-Betweens "Streets Of Your Town" (bit.ly/TH9yf9) JK--Aussie indie band of yore.

16 Aug

New #IBM JK blog: "Next Best Action on the Streets of Your Town" (bit.ly/TH9dcu)

16 Aug

RT @jameskobielus: Big BI? (bit.ly/TH858N) Today's #IBM quick-hit

16 Aug

Big BI?: lnkd.in/XtPabE

16 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Same Love by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis frm Same Love JK--Best hiphop message song since Grandmaster Flash "The Message"

16 Aug

Scratch that. Third perfect game this season. Will wonders never cease?

16 Aug

Second perfect game in one season? Whoa! Somebody, anybody, please do an unassisted triple play. We need more miracles.

15 Aug

Instructd Sonya on proper use o family GPS. She has several worksites. Getting lost on route means being late. Be punctual. Youre a Kobielus

15 Aug

Self-drving cars may be perfect for long road trips. Put a cot in back seat, catch up on sleep, try to conceive the daughter you both want.

15 Aug

Google employees commuting in self-driving cars? Are they writing code to pass the time during traffic jams?

15 Aug

The latest version of Google Currents newsreader for Android is much better than previous. Better navigation, seamless refreshes.

15 Aug

Continuing to groove every night to Gotye's excellent LP "Making Mirrors." Similar artist are fellow Aussies Temper Trap.

15 Aug

Another day of "thought leadership." Simply letting one thought lead the next, and on & on. Hoping one of them actually has a map

15 Aug

The James Kobielus daily is out! bit.ly/bogustinyurldo . Stories by @jameskobielus & @jameskobielus. All by about for me. Ah, vanity

15 Aug

@steve_mock "Quick-hit" is phrase I made up 2 describe blogs that I post daily 2 social media (LinkedIn, FB etc)) rather than blog platforms

15 Aug

Drafted all 5 quick-hits for next week in a mad rush. All are further developments to existing q-h themes.

15 Aug

Dexter's Midnight Runners? Hey @loserboy , sounds like hardcore band of police-employed serial killers who give Eileens the come-on

15 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Day Is Dawning by The Hidden Cameras from The Smell of Our Own JK--2003. Desert island disc. Energetic melodic moving

15 Aug

UgMO's Cahill discusses how applying analytics can assess drought conditions and trigger action. ibm.co/PYh28P #IBMsmb

15 Aug

IBM's Sullivan discusses smarter irrigation ibm.co/PYh28P #IBMsmb #sustainableIBM

15 Aug

We Must Understand the True Cost of Water and Live within Our Means. ibm.co/PYh28P #IBMsmb

15 Aug

Extreme weather impacting our food security ibm.co/PYh28P #IBMsmb

15 Aug

Hypersonic commercial air travel? See bit.ly/NBv2Y4. How can this succeed where Concorde failed? Explain that.

15 Aug

#IBM appreciates my social media style. Good to hear. I've always known down deep that it's the way, regardless of what others might advise

15 Aug

Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn on mike w/ @loserboy at #kexp. Always a surprisingly cool conversation when this elected official comes on.

15 Aug

"Is #BigData Really What Youre Looking For?" (bit.ly/PkvfRb) JK--Reality-check by @bevelson. Stay tuned 4 my Thurs #IBM q-h "Big BI?"

15 Aug

FB requests 2 share some graphic 2 proclaim how much U love something R pious nuisance of the "honk if you love Jesus" bumpersticker variety

15 Aug

RT @TheOnion: “Mitt Romney doesn’t want you to know the disturbing truth about his record as governor." – Paul Ryan onion.com/PYHlM7

15 Aug

RT @jameskobielus: Business process optimization? (bit.ly/R2fq2S) Today's #IBM quick-hit

15 Aug

RIP Ron Palillo. Played Arnold Horshack in "Welcome Back Kotter." Nasal doofusy Sweathog. Said Horshack meant "the cattle are dying"

15 Aug

Business process optimization?: lnkd.in/yDYvbs

15 Aug

Working on my preso 4 #IBM IOD: "Extending the Value of Your Warehouse w/Hadoop-Based BigInsights." Deliver: Wed Oct 24, 230-330. U coming?

15 Aug

I can't stand having to waste a split-second trying to figure out what new twist, if anything, someone is contributing to a retweet.

15 Aug

The reason I insert my initials "JK" into tweets is need for unambiguous visual delimiter between my comment and what I'm commenting on.

15 Aug

@EllieAsksWhy Which new #IBM post? All my IBM posts are at bit.ly/P6vwbW. I have several in the pipeline: drafted, but not yet posted

15 Aug

@EllieAsksWhy "JK" stands for (this is a tricky code, so bear with me) my initials.

14 Aug

RT @BillGates "4 out of 10 people don’t have a safe way to poop" JK--Safe from what? From sabertoothed coprophages? Please define "safe."

14 Aug

I get a steady stream of new followers on Twitter & LinkedIn, but it's really plateau'd on Facebook. Many old FB friends rarely post.

14 Aug

Chad Ochocinco bride files 4 divorce after headbutting incident. Name now signifies how many cents he'll have 2 name after settlement

14 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Folly of Youth by Pere Ubu from Ray Gun Suitcase JK--1995. Only member in all incarnations has been David Thomas.

14 Aug

Check out my FB for my theory of how Earth-born life might have naturally taken root on Mars ages ago (on.fb.me/OgOUjX)

14 Aug

Now back to other stuff, including music to soothe my head while I try to concentrate.

14 Aug

@graemeknows The piece I'll do for analyzingmedia.com will be called: "What Worries the CMO? Fathoming the Human Heart"

14 Aug

@graemeknows I take requests, as you can see Graeme. I love being pulled beyond my comfort zone.

14 Aug

@susankuchinskas Tantric marketing? The concept has me tingly all over.

14 Aug

@susankuchinskas That "multi-orgasm" ideal is a bit biased toward the female end of the customer spectrum, isn't it? Be fair to us guys.

14 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Fit but You Know It by The Streets from A Grand Don't Come for Free JK--Should do a duet with the GEICO gecko.

14 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Doing It Right by The Go! Team from Proof of Youth JK--Style essentially football halftime entertainmt w/out pompoms

14 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Lily-a-passion by Grant-Lee Phillips from Virginia Creeper JK--Voice slips beautifully frm baritone 2 ecstatic breaky

14 Aug

"Data Scientists Figurd Out Wot Songs Youll Like in 24 Hrs" (onforb.es/O3QCCq) JK--I just assume everyone shares my tastes--or should

14 Aug

"Horses for Courses" (bit.ly/NBiKgX) JK--#IBM Mike Kearney. Title means "diff strokes 4 diff folks." Optimize appliance 4 workloads

14 Aug

#IBM "BigDataUniversity.com: Filling the Void in Big Data Skills" (bit.ly/NBiDSn) JK--Per Raul Chong.Check it out!

14 Aug

The Turing test for a Twitter user should be, when you follow them, their response is anything other than robotic "Thanks for the follow!"

14 Aug

RT @susankuchinskas "If yr digital experience doesnt deliver tiny little orgasms 2 people at other end, U truly suck." JK--Won't touch that!

14 Aug

Wow! Busy morning. Late lunch. But the turkey on wheat toast, plus tortillas with Trader Joe black bean dip, put the whole world right again

14 Aug

Drafted my next original #IBM blog: "Data Scientists: Credentialed or Otherwise". Response to a LinkedIn discussion group

14 Aug

Animal Collective "My Girls" (bit.ly/Orbh99) JK--2009. The feel of a mad merry-go-round that you can't get off.

14 Aug

Home & Garden "(Please) Fix My Horn (My Brakes Don't Work)" (bit.ly/OraxAZ) JK--1982. Pere Ubu spinoff. Feels proto-Animal Collective

14 Aug

"#IBM Breakthrough Could Lead 2 More Energy-Eff Devices" (bit.ly/Or6uEN) JK--Store transport & process data in persistent spin helix

14 Aug

Big Data's optimal deployment model? Federation and its discontents (bit.ly/PhkoJw) Daily #IBM quick-hit

14 Aug

"#IBM launches the new #BigData Hub - Will you find it interesting?" (linkd.in/PhiVTo). Please visit the site & give us yr feedback

14 Aug

Big Data's optimal deployment model? Federation and its discontents: lnkd.in/R_taBr

14 Aug

"#IBM launches the new #BigData Hub - Will you find it interesting?" (linkd.in/PhiVTo). Please visit the site & give us your feedback

14 Aug

Video introduction to #Hive by #IBMbigdata Solution Architect bit.ly/Mj71Zp #bigdata #hadoop

14 Aug

"Semi-Struct Data Analytics: Relational or #Hadoop Platform?" (bit.ly/Phd4xw) JK--Insightful post by @daiclegg #IBM . U have options

14 Aug

"In a nutshell." Fun fact: human civilization advanced when people stopped trying to jam all knowledge into pistachios, graduated to walnuts

14 Aug

What's your sentiment on sentiment analysis? Is that meta-sentiment?

14 Aug

No, Jim, don't "like" a story that mentions you in the headline. Don't go there, Jim. Trust me. Just don't.

14 Aug

"#IBM Resrchrs Confirm Decade-Old Theory of Locking Electron Spin Rotation" (bit.ly/Ph5Ut3) JK--Program 2 spin in unison in semicond

14 Aug

Mid-August. At which point, summer just keeps on hanging on inside you like a fever dream.

14 Aug

WSJ article about vogue in use of nouveau suffix "-omics" to add touch of prestige to various disciplines. Note to self: "bigdataomics"?

14 Aug

Dear WSJ: Do you have stock photo of Detroit's Renaissance Center from any viewpoint other than grungy warehouse district to its northeast?

14 Aug

Marketing is commercial bragging. Everybody markets their brand on socials. How insufferable are you? Are your boasts anchored in fact?

14 Aug

WSJ article points to epidemic of bragging on socials. And I'll point to my status as sophisticated reader of this prestigious publication

14 Aug

Janesville, WI. Paul Ryan hometown in news. Fun fact: it's where I taught Egidia to drive. The Before-Hours KMart Parking Lot Driving School

14 Aug

Ah yes, some nice good rain. And, indeed , "nice" is the proper adjective to qualify "good." I tweet with precision.

13 Aug

Listening to Belinda Carlisle "Heaven Is A Place on Earth" on local radio. I didn't get the memo that guys aren't supposed to like this.

13 Aug

RIP Helen Gurley Brown. Made sexual self-help blather a staple of women's newsstand disposable pop pulp periodicals.

13 Aug

Hey political robo-calls, hope ya understand my robotic F-YOUs back at youz

13 Aug

Tsunami-propelled Japan species arrive on US west coast. I'll bet early space-hardy Earth extremophiles rode comet impact shockwaves 2 Mars

13 Aug

@kimmokontra And thank YOU for reading my tweet and factoring the thought into your excellent discussion.

13 Aug

New #IBM JK blog: "A Week of Koby's Quick Hits - Aug. 6-10 (bit.ly/O2Ux2c)

13 Aug

"#BigData Fuels 2012 Olympics Stats Frenzy" (bit.ly/OeFO7i) JK--This just in: #Hadoop elephant does cannonball dive off Tower Bridge

13 Aug

"McKayla Maroney gets in on ‘McKayla is not impressed’ meme" (yhoo.it/OeFsxC) JK--My wife cannot stop mocking this face. Please stop

13 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Last Light by matt pond PA from Last Light JK--2007. These guys do cool driving moody guitar songs. Still around?

13 Aug

""Game Theory Boost Customer Engagement" (bit.ly/RHFdNy) JK--Cooperative, variable-sum, asymmetric, sequential, many-player games

13 Aug

"Game Theory 2 Boost Cust Engagemt" (bit.ly/RHFdNy) JK--"Interact decis process..coop+conflict..(hopefully) mutual benef outcome"

13 Aug

"Explore Game Theory 2 Boost Customer Engagement" (bit.ly/RHFdNy) JK--"Customer engagement a bit of a game...haggling & bargaining."

13 Aug

"Data Scientist: Hot #BigData Job" (bit.ly/OeDvRz) JK--Let's not imagine that only people with advanced degrees can do it well.

13 Aug

Norman Greenbaum "Spirit In The Sky" (youtu.be/F6TFW1F6oY0) JK--1969. Straddles fine line between hard rock & processed cheese.

13 Aug

Ah, YouTube. Every song now includes a pleasant melodically sneered intro by Obama & Romney's voice-over attack dogs.

13 Aug

Yes, I'm so damn old that I still track the hot buzzwords from more than a quarter-century ago.

13 Aug

"Software-defined networking: 3rd epoch in computer ntwkng" (bit.ly/RHIZXh) JK--Epoch started as early as 1986 (bit.ly/RHJ7pw)

13 Aug

New #IBM #BigData JK blog: "Data Scientists: Explore Game Theory to Boost Customer Engagement" (bit.ly/RHFdNy)

13 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men JK--Heard studio version o this great song on local rock radio in DC. Made my day

13 Aug

Catch me speak at #BigData Innov (Sept 13-14, Boston, bit.ly/RHzreI) & Digital East (Oct 2-3, Herndon VA, bit.ly/RHzvuX) #IBM

13 Aug

My latest #IBMDataManagement article, pub last wk, w/correct title: "Hadoop: Nucleus of Next-Gen #BigData Warehouse" (bit.ly/OWK6Bk)

13 Aug

Biggest challenge every day? Multitasking at max volume, velocity, & variety I can muster, without doing half-assed job on any task. Tough.

13 Aug

"New @IBM lab in Nairobi 2 focus on next-gen public sector & #smartercities" (j.mp/PemHNn ) JK--Deepening our investments in Africa

13 Aug

@clivel_98 Yes, I agree re the portable-across-web-clients imperative. Hence standards (HTML5, AJAX, REST, etc.). No argument there.

13 Aug

"#IBM Scientists "Waltz" Closer to Using Spintronics in Computing" (ibm.co/OUD3qq) JK--Our press release on this innovation.

13 Aug

@clivel_98 "Truly web-based" needs to reflect the fact that architectural definition of "web" is inherently browser/client-inclusive.

13 Aug

Hey @loserboy , dontcha think Cheryl might be streaming your show from somewhere else on Planet Earth?

13 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Moon Killer by Small Black JK--Samples Pere Ubu "Blow Daddy-O" from "Dub Housing" (youtu.be/qXR_niVLqvs)

13 Aug

Daughter tells me that Google confirms she's homosapiens. Google sez no other animal has learned to type search queries into Google--yet.

13 Aug

Saw the obnoxious rival ad in the Economist over the weekend, so I retweeted that tweet pointing to trusted 3rd party debunking it.

13 Aug

"Oracle pulls Exadata ad claims after IBM complaint" (bit.ly/N1YqnN ) JK--NAD: "[ORCL] message not supported by evidence in record"

13 Aug

Plan 2 respond 2 responses 2 my posts on "Do You Need a PhD to Analyze Big Data?". Only those from others who actually read what I wrote

13 Aug

Today's #IBM JK quick-hit: "Enterprise content warehouse?" (linkd.in/Pi7jMp)

13 Aug

"IBM claims spintronics memory breakthrough" (bit.ly/Pi5kIb) JK--Manipulates electron spin. My brain is spinning right now.

13 Aug

RT @kexpplaylist #kexp Tusk by Fleetwood Mac from Tusk JK--This unexpected marching-drum-powered song a palate cleanser after "Rumours."

13 Aug

"Latency doesnt have to be an issue. " (bit.ly/Pi1fDF) JK--I don't agree with his browser-dismissive implicit def o "truly web-based"

13 Aug

Morning inspiration: "Life's a piece o' shit, when ya think o' it." --Eric Idle

13 Aug

My morning routine of plowing through my inboxes & socials w/ brutal velocity, trying not 2 miss anything of substance--or interesting quirk

13 Aug

Curious if Romney will apologize to the British for doubting their ability to run a smooth, successful Olympics. Doubtful.

12 Aug

Boy, do PhDs get touchy when you even dare to suggest that the degree doesn't put them in an elite class all by themselves. Geezel pete.

12 Aug

Olympic first. Eric Idle sang word "shit," per actual lyric, in closing ceremony performance. "Life's a piece o' shit, when ya think of it."

12 Aug

Eric Idle singing "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life." Preferred him singing it crucified. But this'll do.

12 Aug

Spice Girls the real draw of closing ceremony for my 22 year old daughter.

12 Aug

London Olympics opening & closing ceremonies far more entertaining than Beijing's. My Chinese wife begs to differ.

12 Aug

Russell Brand singing "I Am The Walrus" with a bullhorn atop a psychedelic bus in Olympic closing ceremony. Perfect touch.

12 Aug

Remember how questioning authority was treated when U were a child? As backtalk & disrespect. You were punished. Nothing changes as you age

12 Aug

Washington Post "5 Myths about the Stimulus" (mobile.washingtonpost.com/rss.jsp?rssid=) JK--Thank you for actually remembering the facts of the matter.

12 Aug

Hey Great Britain, you did an excellent job hosting the Olympics. And your own medal count was impressive. Good show old chaps!

12 Aug

Following the Twitter commentary from people watching Olympic closing ceremony. Sounds like a good sampling of British quirk pop.

12 Aug

Plan to call my next orig #IBM blog: "Data Scientists: Credentialed or Otherwise."

12 Aug

Romney made smart choice in Ryan. I don't agree with his politics, but has brains balls & gravitas. A scrapper. Will be around for long time

11 Aug

Every highjumper since 1968 does backward Fosbury flip. Looked odd then, till Fosbury demonstrated new best practice in Olympic medal perf

11 Aug

Saw "Joyful Noise" with Queen Latifah & Dolly Parton on DVD. Music good, drama not too hokey, comic bits worked. A worthwhile entertainment

11 Aug

Kim Jong Eun has taste for some Western imports. Cool. But I hope he doesn't turn his people into a Winnie The Pooh worshiping nation.

11 Aug

The Economist obit of Gore Vidal made me laugh with deliciously nasty characterization of Truman Capote as "dwarfish, fetus-faced."

11 Aug

Listening to John Cougar Mellencamp "Ain't That America?" Panicky question you never want to hear from the cockpit returning to Lower 48

11 Aug

Listening to Four Tops "Ain't No Woman Like The One-Eyed Gott"

11 Aug

Very good illustration of storage config alternatives using water cooler bottles (stumbleupon.com/su/7yjsCU/:10j)

11 Aug

"Chances are, others aren't judging you as harshly as you think, if at all" (stumbleupon.com/su/1cCIhh/:1rL) JK--Unless you truly are a pathetic jerk

11 Aug

"18 Horrible Sex Tips for Men" (stumbleupon.com/su/1LhWxj/:1rL) JK--Inflicted by Men's Health mag. "Spend night in igloo" invites premature shrinkage

11 Aug

"Family tree of the Greek gods" (stumbleupon.com/su/4vhXZj/:tBX) JK--Void spawned them all without a partner.

11 Aug

NY Times is only media outlet that continues 2 spell it "I.B.M." Why? We're "IBM" in our official communications (ibm.com/us/en/) #IBM

11 Aug

NYT "How #BigData Became So Big" (nyti.ms/P1xxoV) JK--Very good general business overview by Steve Lohr. Cites #IBM.

11 Aug

@ajbowles You listed 2 US cities that have "City" in their actual names.

11 Aug

Washington Nationals. Best in MLB. On track to win 100 games. Go Nats! Washingtonians in denial. No civic memory of winning baseball team.

11 Aug

Saturday morning. Me alone with papers, tea, & tablet. Bliss.

10 Aug

Reading & enjoying Nora Ephron's "I Feel Bad About My Neck." Had never read any of the late writer's work before. Fine, dry wit.

10 Aug

New York City. Only city in USA vain enough to have the uppercase word "City" appended to its actual name as if that were its actual name

10 Aug

Awesome world record gold medal women's performance for USA in 4x100 relay. Those ladies were freaky fast. Seamless handoffs.

10 Aug

RT @kimmokontra: Tackling complexity w/ #storification: datalifeuniverse.blogspot.fi/2012/08/we-dea quoting @jameskobielus and @JohnKayFT

10 Aug

Best political story of late was Sarah Palin accusing Dick Cheney of being dupe of "lamestream media." Kindred extremists flaming each other

10 Aug

When he walked on stage & announced "Hello. I'm Johnny Cash," how many in the audience didn't already know that?

10 Aug

Good. Me in my #IBM capacity predominates in first umpteen pages of Google search results on "James Kobielus." It's only been 4+ months.

10 Aug

Was just about to switch away from Fox Noise. Till I realized it's an old SNL spoof of Fox Noise. Fair & balanced skewering.

10 Aug

Thank U 94.7fm for playin bak2bak Benatar "Heartbreaker" & Romantics "That's What I Like About U" on my Fri afternoon knockin off work drive

10 Aug

lnkd.in/pAj85Y Not ridiculous at all. Re-read what I actually said. I said "[PhDs] are at risk of...". I know plenty of PhDs,...