"NBC Executive and Leno Said to Have Clashed Over
Jokes" (http://nyti.ms/ZHLdqs )
JK--Understandably. Leno is the Lenny Bruce of our time.
Exhausting week was 60% on road. 1 speech, 1 podcast, 1
preso developed, 2 blogs written, 2 blogs published, 5 qhs, 1 tweetchat , 1
webinar
Submitted first post to my new monthly blog at
InfoWorld: "Putting #BigData
in the Cloud: Where to Start."
Ever notice that Republicans tend to accept gay marriage
only when it turns out one of their kids is gay? Isn't simple human empathy
enough?
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
The Same Thing by Cass McCombs from Humor Risk JK--Great song that sustains a
burning intensity of feeling.
Is a Pope Emeritus infallible?
In my blog on in-memory, I break "speed of
business" into speed of thought, of discovery, of transactions, of
response, & of optimization
Fun evening shouting about technology in a noisy
restaurant amid fine food and ample alcohol.
"#IBM
launches 'customer experience' practice" (http://bit.ly/YcgnJE )
JK--Lab with IBM Researchers & IBM Business Analytics consultants
Facebook telling me it's somebody I've never heard of's
birthday today. Perhaps this "friend" thing is being stretched beyond
credulity.
New #IBm
jk blog: "Hardcore #BigData
Use Cases: Better Results at Extreme Scale" (http://ibm.co/Yum5Wp )
This wk #IBM
jk q-hs: http://linkd.in/YulofJ
http://linkd.in/16oA04E http://linkd.in/YXD8Nk http://linkd.in/12SwqRb http://linkd.in/12SwU9W
IBM's Silicon Valley Lab is only place in the valley
where I can imagine the Jolly Green Giant feeling at home. Lovely farmland. Ho
ho ho!
Drove briefly thru Stanford campus last night. Brought
my head back to summer of 1976. My Uncle Jack took us there. He lived in Menlo
Park.
"Xerox PARC Demo for Apple (1979)" (http://bit.ly/ZqfWty ) JK--I drove to PARC last
night. Just to see it from outside. Just because.
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
Memory Gospel by Moby from Play: The B Sides JK--I'm writing blog on in-memory
architectures. So this sorta resonates
Burned tip o my right-hand index finger on coffee maker
in my room. Have it on ice now. Damn burner heated up faster than expected.
Blister!
#BigData
hardcore use cases? Unstructured analytics (http://linkd.in/12SwU9W )
Friday #IBM
quick-hit in advance. I travel tomorrow
#BigData
hardcore use cases? Behavioral analytics (http://linkd.in/12SwqRb )
Thursday #IBM
quick-hit
Sitting here quietly @ #IBM
Foster City CA putting final touches on my preso on graph analysis 2 B
delivered Mar 25 near home: Arlington VA
"Backups as a source for data mining" (http://bit.ly/ZMABKe ) JK--Don't burden them with
that secondary function. Mine the archive instead.
I like to learn from everybody.The first thing I often
learn is who I in fact can't learn from. It's a learning experience.
"Algorithms Get Human Hand in Steering Web" (http://nyti.ms/ZMxUZh ) JK--Mentions how #IBM #Watson
leverages human judgment to tweak models
"#BigData
Ethics: 4 principles to follow by organisations" (http://bit.ly/ZMxiCM ) JK--Transparency, simplicity,
security, privacy.
My graying stubble makes me so damn distinguished.
Definitely shaving it off. Grizzled isn't distinction I want. Have two presos
tomorrow.
Holy smokes, Bullwinkle! A non-Italian with an Italian
surname. Sounds like splitting the difference. Habemus consensus.
RT @TheSocialPitt:
Thanks @ibmbigdata for the #bigdatamgmt
chat! Very informative JK--+1 !!!!!!!!!!!!
@IBMbigdata
A7: Always. Smartphones becoming the most ubiquitous, valuable source of
ambient, geo, sentiment, & experience data #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A6: vehicle-sourced mobile data insights will help traffic planners dynamiclly
optimize world transportation grids #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A6: wearable & implanted mobile devices will deliver unparalleled insights
into wellness, health, & experience #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A6: mobile-gen data + data sourced from all other channels = fodder 4 dynamic
multi-chann xperience optimization #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A6: mobile-sourced #bigdata
fleshes out the "720-degree customer view" (external behavior +
internal experiences) #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A6: deep machine-data analytics insights on geolocat, sentiment, behavior, and
other signals sourced from mobiles #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A5: The mobile #bigdata
environment should have SQL-query-virtualization front-end to simplify access #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A5: Need lower-latency in-motion #bigdata
platforms closer to mobile client, batch & "data-at-rest" further
#bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A5: In-memory #bigdata
clients/servers with back-end streaming best for real-time mobile #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A5: No particular back-end #bigdata
platform preferred 4 mobile. Need front-end mobile access infra agnostic 2 all #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A4 Mobile #bigdata
makes imperative 2 have enterprise rights mgmt policies 2 prevent multi-device
over-retain/leak #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A4: Mobile doesn't impact retention policies at server--but should @ client.
Keep sensitive info on device limited #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A3: privacy risks can B considerable, considering sheer comprehensiveness of
personally identiable info in #bigdata
#bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A3: same risks as with any mobile data access: theft, loss, eavedropping...but
MORE data is at risk with #bigdata
#bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A2: any data scientist or SME developing, collaboration, or tweaking
statistical models from wherever #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A2: anybody who requires mobile access 2 decision support/automation powered by
massive multistructured data sets #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A1: any app that aggregates & analyzes "ambient" data from
smartphones & uses it to optimize mobile experience #bigdatamgmt
@IBMbigdata
A1: Any enterprise decision automation initiative supporting mobile employees
with analytic-powered apps #bigdata
#bigdatamgmt
RT @IBMbigdata:
Getting our panel together for #bigdatamgmt
chat, Taking Your #BigData
On the Road! #bigdatamgmt
Looking down on what appears 2 B Kansas. Thinking about
vast open prairie of #bigdata
being sown right now 4 fall harvest.Expect bumper crop
@mjcavaretta U bet! Fun fact: Livonia was into #bigdata
before bigdata was cool. More bigdata per square mile than most suburban
communities
Vatican should add a refreshing touch of burning incense
to the eventual white smoke to give that extra note of sacred authenticity.
New #IBM
blog: "Webinar Replay: Discovring Customer Insights @ Speed &
Scale" (http://ibm.co/XIHkF2 )
JK--@graemeknows recap o Monday
event
I'm mobile & aloft over #SmarterPlanet,
which is powered by dynamic core of hot liquid #bigdata.
Join #bigdatamgmt
tweetchat at noon (EDT)
Catch me+others on #IBM
tweetchat an hour from now on mobile #bigdata.
Follow hashtag #bigdatamgmt.
I'm tweeting mobile: from 35,000 feet.
Ironically some guy at the club today startled the hell
out of me by blurting that I have the calmest face he'd ever seen on the
elliptical
I'm a tad disappointed when I click an unfamiliar link
and end up at something I wrote. Tell me something I hadn't already thought of,
Jim!
March Madness underway at the Vatican. Clerics cagey
about sharing the rankings. Winner gets a boss hat to flaunt around the
basilica.
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
Naked by Sera Cahoone from Deer Creek Canyon JK--She produces drop-dead gorgeous
folk-rock songs. Stir the soul.
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
Stoned and Starving by Parquet Courts JK--Singer has an epic case of the
munchies.
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
Wings by HAERTS from Wings JK--One of my fave 2013 songs so far. Dreamy,
romantic, high energy. Makes you feel good.
Somehow, unsolicited emails from "Oprah
Whinfrey" promising we can "win free" stuff don't feel legit.
Not sure why.
I like fact my actor-son lists "former
vegetarian" under "skills" on CV. We paid his way thru drama
school on condition he stay carnivorous
Papal conclave will commence shortly. I predict they'll
pick an elderly, male, Catholic, ordained priest. I've been right every time.
"Use Cases for Decision Management" (http://bit.ly/ZFMGyK ) JK--Actually, decision
criteria, not use cases.
WSJ "#BigData,
Big Blunders" (http://on.wsj.com/ZFMlw1 )
JK--Data infatuation, skills gap, misorganized, infighting, overkill.
WSJ "How #BigData
Is Changing the Whole Equation for Business" (http://on.wsj.com/ZFLZ8E ) JK--Lead story of
yesterday's special section.
I laugh when somebody feels they must qualify
"startup" with "young" "unproven" or
"small." Redundant. Mature, proven, large = post-startup
"Unstructured Data Really Isn't" (http://bit.ly/ZFLBqy ) JK--Exactly! Question is:
how much semantics explicit in data structure?
"Disrupting the university: near-term opprtnties in
digital-learn mkt" (http://bit.ly/ZFLjQx )
JK--No, they don't mean occupying Admin bldg
"Why isn’t the future of work top of mind?" (http://bit.ly/ZFHxqw ) JK--IMHO Mayer illustrated
irrelevance o central offices in new economy
Don't mean 2 cut you well-meaning Twitterati short, but
yes, I've already seen & LOL'd at all those pics of me floating around out
there.
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
Blues Run The Game by Nick Drake from Tanworth-in-Arden 1967/68 JK--Pretty
quiet song on acoustic guitar. Demo tape.
#BigData
hardcore use cases? Microsegmentation analytics (http://linkd.in/YXD8Nk ) Wednesday's #IBM
quick-hit. I'm traveling tomorrow.
#BigData
hardcore use cases? Whole-population analytics (http://linkd.in/16oA04E )
Tuesday's #IBM
quick-hit
I think it'd be awesome if Henry Winkler could put the
leathers & water skis back on & jump REALLY BIG shark. I'd pay good $
to see him fail
"In Multiscreen World, Context Is King" (http://bit.ly/15IJztG ) JK--Ad optimization must
bind experiences cross-device into seamless msg
"Game Studios at Forefront of #BigData,
Cloud" (http://bit.ly/15IJkPn )
JK--Heavy-duty real-time steraming interaction analytics & response
"Seven dirty secrets of data visualization" (http://bit.ly/15IIaU0 ) JK--Not dirty at all. Very
good guidelines w/ illustrations
"Can shared stor B used w/ #Hadoop
arch?" (http://bit.ly/15IHspZ @techtarget.com&utm_source=ERU&src=5113048)
JK--JBOD (just a bunch o disks)
"How's #Hadoop
infrastructure improving?" (http://bit.ly/W30vJS @techtarget.com&utm_source=ERU&src=5113048)
JK--Discusses HDFS alternatives
@fatemehx2
"Big" & "right" aren't intrinsic to data either, nor is
"smart." It's all in how you collect, manage, analyze, & use the
stuff.
"OpenGroup panel explores how #Big
Data challenges IT statusquo" (http://bit.ly/10EWwG2 )
JK--Apps exist 2 leverage data, not just create it
"Tame Risk with Smart Data, not #BigData"
(http://bit.ly/10EUt4J ) JK--Smart = right source,
right sample, right statistical model.
WSJ article #bigdata
article mistakenly calls graph analytics apps "graph theory" apps.
Not theoretical. Actual, practical, proven tools.
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
Life's a Beach by Django Django from Django Django JK--Best double-D music
sensation since Duran Duran & Dolly Parton
Spam informs of a "Booty call alert!" Are we
mobilizing the National Guard? Should we stay indoors? Activate the Emergency
Broadcast System?
TUESDAY! TUESDAY! TUESDAY! #PAPALCONCLAVE
AT THE SISTINE CENTER! Priest seats just 5 BUCKS! IT'S CATHOLI-CRAZY! pic.twitter.com/ogMcO5O9Jh
Listening to Built to Spill "Mess With Time"
in observance of Daylight Savings Time (http://bit.ly/Whucph )
New #IBM
Healthcare Analytics Software Helps Move Doctors to Predictive Medicine (http://bit.ly/YnjZVb ) JK--IBM Patient Care &
Insights
RT @kexpplaylist
#kexp
Going to California by Led Zeppelin from ZoSo JK--Very Donovan.
In the era of #BigData,
we should decree that the "next big thing" be at least 1000x bigger
than the previous "next big thing."
RT @jay_henderson
Join me today 12 est 4 Q&A re #BigData
#MktgTech
w/ @graemeknows, @jameskobielus & Anand Ghalsasi http://bit.ly/15ntM3m
#BigData
discussions reach end of the line in cries 4 more definitions 2 split hairs,
more Vs to beat into ground, & etymology of "Hadoop"
The day starts with me rushing myself, not me being
rushed. Sounds like same thing, but it's not. Mental hygiene depends on it.
Every morning I recollect my thoughts from the previous
day. Not hard. They're piled on my desk. I arrange them each to stare me in the
face
WSJ has special section on #BigData
today. Glanced at it quickly over breakfast. They did a good job explaining to
a mass audience.
#BigData
hardcore use cases? Better results at extreme scale (http://linkd.in/WZ12Zm ) Monday's #IBM
quick-hit
When it's said that companies keep profits
"offshore," I have a mental image of a money barge piled high
somewhere out on the Sargasso Sea
Hey spammers please figure out I'm dude & my wife's
a chick. I don't need Jennifer Aniston beauty secrets & she doesnt need
testosterone fix
I've nevr found orig Mac or any descendnt easier 2 use
thn Windows. What folks find easier 2 navig8 is Jobs fabld "reality
distortion field"
Owls. What freaks us out are those intensely binocular
predator eyes within round facial visage vaguely suggesting a human infant. A
mad one
The answer is "Phish." The question is
"Which apparently popular longtime cult jam band am I totally unfamiliar
with?"
I've been doing Daylight Savings for more than 5
decades. With compounding, I now have enuff time saved to live into my 150s.
With Jobs' bio, one must constantly force oneself to
distinguish btwn cool vs cruel. Stuff he accomplished vs crap he inflicted.
Seems like half the songs on the pop charts these days
are one artist "featuring" another. Crosby Stills Nash & Young.
Who featured whom?
LA Fitness has sign-up sheet for something called
"Dwayne's House of Pain." I won't ask. And I won't submit.
Sportscasters tend to proclaim stuff the "greatest
of all time" all the time. They should asterisk the claim with
"idiotic hyperbole."
