We
got close to World War 3 during the Cuban Missile Crisis? Can you be more
specific? How close? World War 2.999?
Productive
week. Even crammed a short business trip in there and managed not to lose my
marbles. Secret: I keep a firm grip on those marbles
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Daft Punk Is Playing
At My House by LCD Soundsystem JK--Personally I avoid inviting helmeted pop
musicians into mine
After
storming Normandy , DDay made B-line for Faber College
"One
Data, Undivided" (http://ow.ly/xILKa ) JK--IDC estimates over
half of th capacity in primary storage systems is devoted to copy data
When
the going gets tough, the tough crack jokes--and then get going.
"Google
taps machine learning tech to zap data center electricity costs" (http://ow.ly/xILl6 )
JK--Predict power usage more accurately
"Cloud
& #bigdata no
threat 2 #datawarehouses"
(http://ow.ly/xIKRc )
JK--Agree w/ that thesis, but disagree that big data just "raw data"
Never
seen anybody get their mind "blown." Sounds grisly, gray stuff
splattered all over. Or am I confusing it with a David Cronenberg film?
OK,
work day. OK, work week. Enough, already! You over yet? No. Why not? What's
keeping you? End, already!
15
min to #BigDataBytes:
" #Hadoop :
Whither Goest Thou?" Watch http://ibm.co/BDBytes tweet #BigDataBytes
In
1hr 6 mins: videochat w/ me @acoliver
@klausroder @dirk_deroos #Hadoop trends. Watch http://ibm.co/BDBytes
tweet #BigDataBytes
Today
2pm ET: @acoliver @jameskobielus discuss future of
Hadoop #BigDataBytes
chat http://bit.ly/1tOh9sD : ie 2.5 hours
from now--NOT noon
"Beyond
ratings: Applications of #Hadoop
in media and entertainment" (http://ow.ly/xHDCs )
JK--Good one by #IBM @graemeknows
This
wk #IBMDataMag
qhs: http://ow.ly/xHBpD
http://ow.ly/xHBrq
http://ow.ly/xHBuh
http://ow.ly/xHBx7
http://ow.ly/xHBzW
As
Tetris turns 30, it's sobering to think how many stoner, burnout, no-account,
& other lives have been lost to this tragic timewaster.
Healthcare
analytics? Remaining skeptical about data science behind dietary research (http://ow.ly/xHzVT )
Friday #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
"#BigData storage and
old DBMS technique comparison" (http://ow.ly/xHwA2 )
JK--"Multivalve model"? Typo or trumpet?
"Learning
from Data, Big and Small, using Characterizations" (http://ow.ly/xHwcd )
JK--AKA, a type of descriptive metadata.
"Factors
Driving Price o Bitcoins" (http://ow.ly/xHv5c )
JK--"Duh"reka finding: "no evidence invstrs use Bitcoin as safe
haven like gold"
Interesting
audience question today: "What are chances of #IBM #Watson becoming
self-aware?" I say don't worry: it'll open the pod bay doors
Google's
receivd more than 41,000 "right2Bforgotten" requests from Europeans
in 1st 4 days. I'm sure their admin staff will process all ASAP
New
#IBM #InfoWorld jk column:
"Too big, too small, or just right? Balancing your social
connections" (http://ow.ly/xFYCt )
Relief
= scratching an itch. Irritation = itching a scratch.
New
#IBM jk blog: "Use
deep learning to filter big data for the otherwise unknowable" (http://www.ibmbigdatahub.com/blog/use-deep-learning-filter-big-data-otherwise-unknowable …)
Experience
optimization? IoT, next best actions, & the downside of the technological
cocoon (http://ow.ly/xEslE ) Th #IBM DataMag qh
CNBC.
VC Marc Andreessen thinks we should all have 5 pipes into our home. Doesn't
give a reason. Where's his money invested, by the way?
Luv
these concise AngloSax preposition/interrogs: whence, thence, hence, whither,
hither, & thither. Should B brought back into common usage
Thanks
all 4 tweeting re my #BigDataBytes
on #Hadoop: http://bit.ly/1nL4jOr .
BTW it's spelld "whither" not "wither": http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whither …
"Unmet
Demand Requires More than #Hadoop"
(http://ow.ly/xDOFd )
JK--"Hadoop & its tributaries"? Mississippi metaphor replacing elephant?
"Rationalizing
the Sometimes Irrational Customer" (http://ow.ly/xDNN1 )
JK--Remember: it's their life, not yours. It makes sense to them
Oddly,
today was 1st time I can recall claiming bag @ Atlanta airport. I usually either connect
here or carry all on. Been to ATL many times
Speaking
tomorrow. #IBM Watson
driving cognitiv cmptg revolution. Atlanta .
Evanta CIO Exec Summit .
Fun dinner tonight w/motivational speaker
I
don't eat much on biz trips, truth be told. I'm so focused on just being there
& doing what I need to do. My tummy prefers to travel light
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Big Sister by Amy
LaVere from Runaway'€™s Diary JK--2014. Great sister-rivalry song.
Browsing
the TV channels in the hotel room on a business trip. Anything interesting?
Always a crapshoot. Correction: always crap.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Water Fountain by
tUnE-yArDs from Nikki Nack JK--2014. Very cool. Like a hyperspeed rap of Bow
Wow Wow & Tom Tom Club
Glad
to see GigaOm is starting up a Data channel. Wondering why it took them so
long. They have Andrew Brust. That's an auspicious hire.
Big
identity? Using #bigdata
analytics to identify & shut down slippery cyberscammers (http://ow.ly/xC2nZ )
Wed #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
I
like the standing desks at DCA Concourse B. I can charge up, get work done,
have clear line of sight to my gate, & maintain good posture.
"Today
Show" announces "Hollywood royalty
stopping by." It's Laura Dern. Excuse me?!?! Exactly when was Bruce Dern
th Emperor of Tinseltown?
"How
to evaluate the viability of a data mining project" (http://ow.ly/xAxcc )
JK--Excellent discussion of the criteria
I
personally don't care whether you're "data-driven." I care more about
whethr you're "results-driven," and if data steers you there, better
"
#BigData knows
you're sick, tired & depressed" (http://ow.ly/xAwF0 )
JK--Discusses data brokering of lists o peeps w/various conditions
"Data
Science Has Been Using Rebel Statistics 4 Long Time" (http://ow.ly/xAvZf )
JK--Highlights stat analysis core o modern data science
Social
nets that only informed you that "somebody viewed your profile" drive
me insane. Really? Somebody out there knows I exist? Thank God!
Expanding
the Watson Ecosystem with the Mobile Developer Challenge http://bit.ly/1pPgqH5
#IBMMobile
Music-description
grammar often pivots on a convenient conjunction/verb shorthand that signifies
"such-and-such sounds like so-and-so"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Like the Moon by Future Islands
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Mockingbirds by
Grant Lee Buffalo from Mighty Joe Moon JK--GLPhillips has rich resonant
baritone with agile falsetto
Wearable
technology? For me it still remains just eyeglasses. Don't need Google Glass or
any other nouveau contraption to geekify me further
"Google
Car Shows How Overhyped Big Data Works in Real World" (http://ow.ly/xzZM8 )
JK--Vehicle runs more efficiently on high-octane fuel
Drafted
latest InfoWorld #IBM jk
column: "Machine Learning Is Experiencing Definitional Scope Creep"
Drafted
new #ITKnowledgeExchange
#IBM jk blog "The
Democracy of Open Data"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Jackson
by Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash JK--To a Detroiter, "going to Jackson " means
"penitentiary-bound."
New
#ITKE jk column:
"Grounding cognitive computing in probabilistic data analytics" (http://ow.ly/xzDhg ).
Posted 5-20. I almost forgot
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Riders in the Sky by
Vaughn Monroe & His Orchestra JK--Did real cowboys really exclaim
"yippee-I-O yippee-I-ay"?
Beating
th proverbial dead horse? Wasnt that how they extracted th proverbial (or
literal) glue from its carcass? If so, not entirely futile
New
downloadable CSCC report: "Deploying #BigData Analytics Apps
to The Cloud: Roadmap for Success" (http://ow.ly/xzqwb ). I'm
its author
I
think Damien Jurado should record an extended jam of the #KEXP John in the Morning
theme backed by the London Symphony Orchestra @loserboy
Internet
of Things? Digitally fingerprinting the trusted endpoint p1: http://ow.ly/xzkqu
p2: http://ow.ly/xzkum
Tues #IBMDataMag
qh
Bogus
correlations are casual factors masquerading as causal.
"Apache
Spark turns 1" (http://ow.ly/xz9dM ) JK--Version 1.0, that
is.
"Made
in #IBM Labs: Helps Elim
Fraudulent Behav in Cloud" (http://ow.ly/xz8LA ) JK--If
detect behav change, trigger 2ndry authent measure
Watching
"The Wolf of Wall Street." Without enthusiasm. Not sure what lesson
I'm supposed to derive from the character study of a scumbucket
Wow!
Somebody I know just shared something on Instagram! People still do that?
Shazam!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Metal & Dust by
London Grammar from If You Wait JK--2013. Sounds a bit Kate Bush, a bit Bat for
Lashes.
#IBM #BigDataBytes
videochat Fri 2pm EDT " #Hadoop: Whither Goest
Thou?" Join me @acoliver @klausroder @Dirk_deRoos (http://ow.ly/xxhfQ )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Kool Thing by Sonic
Youth from the album Goo JK--1990. Saying "word up," thinking you're
a Kool Thing? Also very 1990
"Roadblocks
2 Using #BigData:
“First Mile” & “Last Mile” Challenges" (http://ow.ly/xwWE3 )
JK-- "1st" integration, "last" actionability
New
#IBM jk #Dataversity column
"Practical Data Science & th Tricky Business o A/B Testng" (http://ow.ly/xwCxn )
(we do it @ #IBMDataMag)
The
toughest task in multitasking is making sure each new task doesn't obliterate
your memory of where you left off in the previous task.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Monday Morning by
Death Cab for Cutie from Codes & Keys JK--2011. Nice positive sentiment
about dawning of work week
Engaging
customer as individual? Cognitive cmptg, conversational... p1: http://ow.ly/xwgAD
p2: http://ow.ly/xwgCt
Mon #IBMDataMag
qh
"Open
energy data makes significant progress with..." (http://ow.ly/xwbPO )
JK--Good discussion of US govt open energy data initiatives
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Chosen One by Rob Symeonn
from Serious Times JK--Rastafarian reggae. What did Haile Selassie I think of
the religion?
RIP
Ann B. Davis. Her continually bemused portrayal of housekeeper Alice was the
comedic anchor that kept "Brady Bunch" sort of watchable.
"Managing
big data with SQL-on-Hadoop" JK--Good podcast by #IBM product mktg mgr
Jennifer McGinn http://bit.ly/1pLD4jD
RT
#kexp Dry Ice by Pure X
from Pleasure JK-2011. Austin
band I'd never heard of before. Interesting enough to make me check @kexpplaylist
Catch
me speaking in Atlanta
on Thursday at the CIO Executive Summit (http://ow.ly/xw465 ):
" #Watson: Core
of the Cognitive Revolution"
What's
smaller: teeny-tiny or teeny-weeny? While we're on the subject: itty-bitty or
itsy-bitsy?
