RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Lady (Fallin’ in
Love) by The Beach Boys from Summer Love Songs JK--1970. Nice one from sadly
underutilized Dennis
Weekend’s
here and I’m dealing with a huge backlog of nothing that I plan to do. It’s
stacking up.
"How
Caffeine Evolved 2 Help Plants Survive & People Wake Up" (http://ow.ly/B9eim )
JK--Evolved to do the former. Your buzz is irrelevant
"Pharmacovigilance
2 Clin Care Optzn" (http://ow.ly/B94oO ) JK--Calls 4 opn de-IDd
DB 4 lng-trm surveill o delayd lo-freq advrse interXns
"A
Big Data Guide to Understanding Climate Change: Case for Theory-Guided Data
Science" (http://ow.ly/B93FS ) JK--Very interesting
study
I
know when my tweets strike an immediate responsive chord in followers. My iPhone
notification chirp on retweets starts chirping up a storm
Skimming
usual feed of new IT industry stories. Must avoid growing jaded by the sheer
stupefying sameness of so much of it. New news please!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp True Faith by New
Order JK--Morning sun is a "truck" or a "drug" that
"brings me here"? What's th morning sun, again?
Archaeologists
have dubbed largest dino ever found "dreadnoughtus" (http://ow.ly/B80Jz ).
Reserving "Armageddosaurus" 4 whatever's bigger
The
"powers that be"? The powers that be what? The powers that be doin'
all kinds of powerful stuff? Be specific. We have ways of making you
This
week's #IBMDataMag
quick-hits: http://linkd.in/1lG2Loq http://bit.ly/1r0Zmg0
http://bit.ly/1xfhgEo
http://bit.ly/YhllJ2
Data
journo? Deep learn threatens deep6 journo faith in fact of foto p1 http://ow.ly/B7YDd
p2 http://ow.ly/B7YEH
Fri #IBMDataMag
qh
Stuff
I published 2 years ago already looks dated. For the record, today's date is
September 5, 2014. I know you depend on me for this info.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Are
€˜"Friends" Electric? by Tubeway Army from Replicas JK--1979. Good
amped-up synth-rock from Gary Numan's band.
Dumb
VH-1 series where naked strangers date out in the wild. Only sexual tension is
whether they’ll catch their privates on a bramble bush.
The
female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the
female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
Retweeted
by jameskobielus
Denial,
Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance… The five stages of waking up.
Retweeted
by jameskobielus
How
funny is it when you’re telling somebody a made-up story and someone says “Oh
yeah I heard about that”?
Retweeted
by jameskobielus
RIP
Joan Rivers. Lacerating wit that double-edged back on self as gleefully as on
putative targets. Unabashed take-no-prisoners funny lady.
"Value
o Connecting Things: Pt1: Foundation Bsd on Netwk Effect" (http://ow.ly/B6scm )
JK--Extension of "Metcalfe's Law" 2 IoT clearcut
"Robert
McDonnell guilty of 11 corruption counts" (http://ow.ly/B6qrF )
JK--Restores my faith in juries paying attention to facts of case
Learn
about next gen #DB2 with
BLU Acceleration for #in-memory.
Fast answers. Simply delivered. #ibmblu http://www.ibmbluhub.com
Weird
Al Yankovic "Word Crimes" (http://ow.ly/B64QR ).
JK--2014. Parody of Robin Thicke "Blurred Lines." Thanks to @ajayohri
"Myth-busting
is big mythtake" (http://ow.ly/B5R0o ) JK--Author doesn't say
when it's riskier to let myths stand vs. restate/debunk them
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Public Image by
Public Image Ltd. from The Greatest Hits, So Far JK--Sort of Lydon's sequel to
Sex Pistols' "EMI"
Tired
of hearing this/that "growing exponentially." Everything that exists
is. Just say if exponent pos or neg integer or fraction. Or zero.
"Aircraft
2 B given 'human-like skin' 2 sense damage" (http://ow.ly/B5iWZ )
JK--Cover entire body of plane w/10s o 1000s of micro-sensors
TED@IBM
(http://ow.ly/B5hD4 )
JK--Tues Sept 23. San Francisco
Jazz Center 201 Franklin Street
(at Fell). "Reimagining Our World."
"Using
#BigData To Help
Seniors Live Well" (http://ow.ly/B5gRp ) JK--Discusses #IBM work with Evangelical
Lutheran Good Samaritan Society
"Recommendation
Engines: Reason Why We Love #BigData" (http://ow.ly/B5fcx )
JK--"Suggests a few data points out of a large pool o data"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Emmylou by First Aid
Kit from The Lion's Roar JK--2012. "I was born to endure this kind of
weather."
"Music
analytics is helping the music industry see into the future" (http://ow.ly/B5dGE )
JK--Detecting who's big next.
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Who's afraid of the big (data) bad wolf?" (http://ow.ly/B5b8u )
Healthcare
analytx? Unstr anlytx power pandemic early-warning sys p1: http://ow.ly/B59y1
p2: http://ow.ly/B59AT
Thurs #IBMDataMag
qh
Thank
U social media 4 reminding me o everyone's birthdays. Please also state who'll
be playing "pin the tail on th donkey" at their parties
Already
one of those kind of days. Not these kind of days. THOSE kind of days! Big
difference, you know, these and those.
Reading
lawyer Henry “Bombastic” Bushkin’s memoir about late longtime client Johnny
Carson. Sober account of Carson ’s
prickly private self.
"The
Square Kilometre Array: The World’s Ultimate #BigData
Challenge" (http://ow.ly/B3qYp ) JK-- #IBM John Kelly on
astronomy's frontiers
"Neural
Networks and Deep Learning" (http://ow.ly/B3qE2 )
JK--Follow the links to an interesting online primer on deep learning.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Que Onda Guero by
Beck from Guero JK--2005. My fave Beck LP. "They have the new Yanni
cassette at Captain Cork"
Join
me @Thinkovation tweetchat:
"How Data Will Power Internet of Things" Wed Sept 10, 11am-12noon ET.
#IoTChat #IBM http://ow.ly/B2Kpt
Sitting
here pondering stupid headlines with #bigdata metaphors. I
propose: "Big Data: Empty Buzzword or Fearsome Buzzsaw?"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Run by Air frm
Talkie Walkie JK--2004. This been used in computr commercial? If no, should.
Sounds soul o new machine
"Data
Scientist on Quest to Turn Computers Into Doctors" (http://ow.ly/B2ce6 )
JK--Deep-learning algorithms 2 diagnosis illness & disease
"How
can TV ride th #bigdata
wave?" (http://ow.ly/B2bgc ) JK--Broadcasters &
advertises mining viewer/consumer data for deeper engagement
"The
Mathematics of Herding Sheep" (http://ow.ly/B2aGW )
JK--The algorithms in the brains of sheep and sheepdogs.
Apache
Storm resources (downloadable slides and videos) here: http://ow.ly/B25Mq
. Real-time stream processing and computing. Good info
"Frozen
versus liquid analytics" (http://ow.ly/B23P7 ) JK--One-time v. real
time, canned v. exploratory, fixed v constantly being updated
"How
2 Use IoT 2 Fight Slumlords" (http://ow.ly/B22eQ )
JK--Internet-connectd sensors monitor/record substandard apartmnt bldg
conditions
Can
you revolutionize your environment like #UofT did? Join the
webcast: Reflections of a #DBA on #ibmblu. http://bit.ly/AnalyticsRevolution …
pureScale
at the Beach. – What’s New in the #IBM #DB2 “Cancun Release”: http://ibm.co/1powNaR
#ibmblu
BLU
Shadow Tables provide breakthrough performance of reporting & analytics
directly in transaction processing! http://bit.ly/BLUCancun #db2
The
optimization for the POWER8 processor found in the DB2 "Cancun
Release" makes fast even faster! http://bit.ly/CancunHUB #db2 #POWER8
Find
better #Oracle SQL
compatibility and more comprehensive support for #SAP BW in DB2
"Cancun Release": http://bit.ly/CancunHUB #db2
Want
both transactional processing AND analytics? Use #DB2 "Cancun
Release" with #ibmblu
Shadow Tables http://bit.ly/CancunHUB #ibmblu
"Improved
image analysis tools speed exploited children cases" (http://ow.ly/B20i0 )
JK--Open source forensics categorizn & rapid match
Adv
visualization? Analytical value o data-provenance tracking... p1: http://ow.ly/B1WgD
p2: http://ow.ly/B1WiK
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
#Hadoop is part of
today's #datawarehouse
: @DwaineSnow blog http://buff.ly/YaP7zf
@IBMDataWH #Ibmdatawarehousing
#IBMInsight 2014 :
October 26th will be dedicated to #Enzee Universe. Read @nancykoppdw blog to know more http://buff.ly/YaOQMC
@IBMDataWH
8
features that make #IBMBLU
Acceleration #faster,
#simpler and more #agile http://buff.ly/1qi2RCq
@IBMDataWH
Bon-Ton
story on adding realtime POS & order management data for #Analytics in minutes
at #IBMInsight http://buff.ly/1qi0ijJ
@IBMDataWH
Do
you want to know the “what”, “why” and “how” of the benefits of #PureData System
for #Analytics?
http://buff.ly/1qi04ZZ
@ibmdatawh #Blog
#IBM #DB2 10.5 "Cancun Release" now available. Participate in
discussion (http://ow.ly/B1RrO ). Read my blog (http://ow.ly/B1RFu )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Lake
Michigan by Rogue Wave from Asleep at Heaven's Gate JK--2007. On
my desert island disc list. Beaver
Island
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Higher by Lia Ices
from Ices JK--2014. Nice unusual Chinese-y rock feel to this.
#IBMInsight 2014 :
Bigger and Better than Ever! | #IBM #DataWarehousing
blog by @nancykoppdw http://buff.ly/1w5jemx
@IBMDataWH
"MIT
& Marriott Are Testing Matchmaking Table Fed by LinkedIn Data" (http://ow.ly/B0jQy )
JK--Analytic-driven mobile-experience curation
"The
Real Tim Horton" (http://ow.ly/AZVUL ) JK--Good remembrance
in today WSJ about the hockey/donut legend's sadly foreshortened life.
New
#ITKnowledgeExchange
jk #IBM column:
"The analytic potency of the ontology" (http://ow.ly/AZOQO )
Can
computers truly reason? Another question I'd like answered is: will computers
will ever stop making unreasonable demands on our time?
Administrivia.
Actually, very little is truly trivial. Somebody or something somewhere'll do
something with my input. Must pay attention.
Drafted
latest #ITKnowledgeExchange
blog: "The Analytic Potency of the Ontology"
Drafted
latest #IBM jk #InfoWorld blog:
"When is Bigger Data Truly Better Data?"
Just
unfollowed http://Salon.com on FB 4 same reason I didnt
renew Village Voice subscription ages ago. Their music opinions annoy me
"Why
th ‘Three Vs’ May not Help yr #BigData
Initiative" (http://ow.ly/AZd5l ) JK--Please don't curse
in front of th children!
OK,
now, what's this? Someone has defined job category of "data
astronaut." Ummm, at what point do we declare a moratorium on this
nonsense?
Email.
The only way to deal with the stress is to groove the zen of never ever
imagining that you'll ever truly catch up with it. Ommmmm.
Machine
learning? Delving into the depths of deep learning (http://ow.ly/AZ87K )
Tuesday #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Raising real-time transaction and analytic processing to the next
power" (http://ow.ly/AZ5Yr ) #blu #bigdata
"7
really good reasons to partner #IBM SPSS analytics with
R" (http://ow.ly/AZ51A ) JK--Forsyth Alexander
on advantages of R with SPSS
"In-
#Hadoop
analytics" (http://ow.ly/AZ4Ep ) JK-- #IBM Gary Robinson on Hdp
for #datawarehouse
augmentation #bigdatamgmt
"Cognitive
Comput in New Era o Discovery" (http://ow.ly/AZ4cq ) JK-- #IBM Michael Rhodin on #IBM #Watson Discovery
Advisor #smarterplanet
"Advancing
Scientific Knowledge" (http://ow.ly/AZ2em ) JK--Case study: See
how advanced framework can enhance experimentation #IBMDataMag
"Innovative
Commuting" (http://ow.ly/AZ1iv ) JK--Case study video:
Learn how IBM expertise minimized traffic congestion #IBMDataMag
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Tiny Cities Made of
Ashes by Modest Mouse from The Moon & Antarctica JK--Sun Kil Moon's cover
is utterly different.
"Thwarting
Fraud w/Analytics Approach" (http://ow.ly/AZ0zp )
JK--Case study vid: See how IBM Entity Analytics prevents fraud #IBMDataMag
"Driving
Business Transformation with #IBM
Business" (http://ow.ly/AYZFI ) JK--IBM Software case
study, Mueller, Cognos BI #IBMDataMag
"Apply
Analytics to Reach and Engage Customers" (http://ow.ly/AYZrN )
JK--Nature of analytics video: Dances with Rhinos #IBMDataMag
"
#Hadoop Meets the
Mainframe" (http://ow.ly/AYZ7a ) JK--Gord Sissons on
InfoSphere BigInsights for Hadoop on System z #IBMDataMag
"Cultiv8
360-Degr View o Customer" (http://ow.ly/AYWU3 ) JK--KMadia completes
3pt animal-theme series on #InfoSphere #Streams #IBMDataMag
One
of my favorite redundancies is "real-world case studies." Are those
real-world? No, they're case studies o my fondest #bigdata fantasies
"Cloud
Analytics: Real-World Insight for Fruitful Outcomes" (http://ow.ly/AYW6n )
JK--Ahmed Fattah discusses case studies #IBMDataMag
WashPost
headline: "how safe are files stashed in the cloud?" To which I'd
have to reply with a question: "which cloud?"
Labor
Day. Start of the peak season of product launches and big-top conferences in
high-tech. Bracing self.
Buying
& downloading Ty Segall's great new LP "Manipulator." Every
guitar-raving song gets me fully adrenalized. Yes yes yes!!!!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Walk on the Wild
Side by Lou Reed JK--1972. Love the "On The Road" feel of this.
"Hitchhiked her way across the USA "
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Mannish Boy by Muddy
Waters from Electric Mud JK--1968. This was controversial? (http://ow.ly/AWI0q ).
Awesome!!!
Anybody
who thinks Ringo isn’t a great drummer apparently has never heard a Beatles
recording. And that’s inconceivable.
Watched
show on local public TV about great breakfast restaurants in & around DC.
Love the travelogue commentary as much as the comestibles
Mitt
Romney strangely in vogue among 2016 Repub presidential hopefuls. Because GOP
needs help alienating 47% of electorate right off the bat
Uber.
I’m like “wot dat.” I drive my own or rental car. When I need a taxi, I hail
one at the airport or hotel I’m at.
Disputes
over reclining airplane seats. Just grin & bear it. I've learned how 2
scrunch self+laptop into tight posture 4 hours & write blogs
You
know the world is pretty f'd up when North Korea
and Iran
have fallen off the high-alert watchlist.
Mass.
It's basic role in my life has been constant since I was a child. Only place I
can sing full-throated in public & not get hooted down
Had
a really great Thai dinner out with my girls tonight after Mass. Then we came home and I washed the
cars till it was dark. Feels good
I
like Obama's tan suit. Where can I buy one of that particular style?
