With
AutoCorrect errors on voice to text, I sometimes wonder if the problem is more
with my diction than their algorithm
Crazy
week of system issues that's under control. Damn--jinxed it!
Catch
me Monday at the Enterprise Mobility Forum, Orlando. " #Watson: Transforming #BigData into Smart
Decisions in the Mobile App Economy."
This
wk #IBMDataMag
qhs: http://ow.ly/FpHH1
http://ow.ly/FpHH2
http://ow.ly/FpHH3
http://ow.ly/FpHH4
http://ow.ly/FpHH5
Internet
of Things? IoT insights that can best be revealed through graph analysis (http://ow.ly/FpHa3 )
Friday #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
Another
Twitter supplicant of the "I am interested to learn big data, please tell
me what you know" variety. U kidding? U follow me, right?
I
just asked a seeming robocall "U a recording?" The voice, seemingly a
doctor @ my HMO, kept talking. Could be a live MD w/listening issues
Most
phrases are in fact paraphrases of something that's been said before. Strive to
be the phraser who everybody else parrots.
My
personal feeling is that waiting for your own neural connections to align in
the proper direction for "creativity" is futile. Force them!
"Tired
of People Wasting Your Time?" (http://ow.ly/Fnxzt ) JK-- @RitaJKing on time managemnt's
connection to "neuroscience of creativity"
Spam
solicitations to make "serious cash." Why so grim? That the opposite
of "funny money"? Which I suppose is what comedians get paid.
"
#IBM Watson Analytics
Beta Now Open" (http://ow.ly/FnuV2 ) JK--Sign up today for
freemium predictive/visual/cognitive cloud analytics
"
#IBM & Docker
Announce Strategic Prtnrshp..." (http://ow.ly/Fnua9 )
JK--IBM premier provider of Docker flagship product for enterprise
Hmm,
tech conf freebie from 1998. Swiss army knife. Yes, a knife for people to bring
on plane home. This was 3 years before 9-11-01, mind U
What's
this? Stephen Hawking thinks AI could precipitate the apocalypse or whatever?
Hence, history of time would be briefer than we'd wish.
Naive
Bayes? No, it has nothing to do with whether you believe Hasselhoff was
watching the bay more than the babes (http://ow.ly/FlUFT )
"SQL-on-
#Hadoop: Who leads
the herd?" (http://ow.ly/FlT70 ) JK--Gord Sissons on #IBM BigSQL benchmarking.
December
in high-tech industry annual cycle. Breather 4 marketing after an autumnload of
events. Do-or-die 4 sales as ends o qtr & year near
I'm
a bit harder on myself than others are regarding whether something I say is
"original." I keep mental track of what's been said before
Day
2 of no access to work email. Awaiting my replacement laptop shell. If you need
me, message me via socials (FB, Twtr, or LinkedIn).
"If
a tree falls in th forest & no one's around 2 hear it"? What an
outmoded thought experimnt. Remote sensing making that scenario unlikely
Experience
optimization? Assessing #bigdata
role in the grand scheme of human happiness (http://ow.ly/FlJo3 ) Thurs #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Space Captain by
Barbra Steisand from Barbra Joan Streisand JK--1971. A fairly convincing Aretha
Franklin-like turn
Reading
"Th Lost World o Bletchley
Park
Conf
organizers ask me to present on "big data," & indulge me while I
grope for originality. They say "that sounds fine." I think
"really?"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp At My Front Door by
Harry Nilsson from Son Of Schmilsson JK--1972. Great rocking update of a 1950s
doo-wop classic.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Itchycoo Park
North
Korean leader forbids his people to name selves or keep name
"Jong-Eun." Also off-limits: "Seth" "Rogen"
"James" & "Franco."
RIP
Bobby Keys. Wild wailing debauched saxman on many Stones recordings. Here's him
on "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" (http://ow.ly/FklTD )
Stressed
out by system issues. Few things bend me out of shape like my own personal
technology screwing up. Caffeinating myself through it.
"6
categories of Data Scientists" (http://ow.ly/FjPS7 )
JK--Visualization looks like poisonous sea creature. Watch those
data-tentacles!
"How
Google "Translates" Pictures Into Words Using Vector Space Math"
(http://ow.ly/FjLZp )
JK--Closed captioning via cognitve computing
OK,
just because your data scientists are working w/big data & are expected to
be
"5
#BigData Blunders to
Dodge" (http://ow.ly/FjJGw ) JK--Underscoped,
underinvested, underqualified, underplanned, under too tight sched
Add
to "big data pitfalls to avoid" a separate list of "big data
blunders to dodge." And don't forget "big data peccadilloes to
finesse"
System
issues putting a major crimp in my work day. Reverting to personal laptop.
New
#IBM jk #Dataversity
column: "The Challenges of Master Data Management in the Internet of
Things" (http://ow.ly/FiTCY )
Healthcare
analytx? Electrified “3rd rail” o deep psychog cust enggmt p1 http://ow.ly/FiCBE
p2 http://ow.ly/FiCBF
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
New
#ITKE #IBM jk column:
"Optimized object storage is key to streaming media" (http://ow.ly/Ffr4L )
"What
data are you willing to lose?" (http://ow.ly/FfmCp )
JK--Consider recovery point & recovery time objectives in backup strategy
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Bad Seeds by Beat
Happening JK--1985. Calvin Johnson seemed to tune his flat grating vocals to
the key of "bad."
Drafted
latest #ITKnowledgeExchange
column: "Optimized object storage is key to streaming media"
"Hoisted
by One’s Own Master Data" (http://ow.ly/FeD5s ) JK--Video: #BigData in a Minute #IBMDataMag
"Ten Ways #BigData Is Revolutionizing
Manufacturing" (http://ow.ly/FeBet ) JK--Good summary of
recent McKinsey study.
"1
World Trade Ctr - Analyzing New Elevator System" (http://ow.ly/FevC7 )
JK--Data modeling to optimize efficiency throughput timeliness
"Creighton
Data Science Students Take Aim @ Human Trafficking" (http://ow.ly/Feuik )
JK--Bottlenecks in trafficking flow for interdiction
"Scaling
Up Machine Learning, the Tutorial" (http://ow.ly/Fet46 )
JK--In-depth stuff, multi-slide deck, for the autodidacts in us all.
“Statistical
Crisis in Science” (http://ow.ly/FeqXC ) JK--When correl8ns
corrobor8ng pseudo-science significant (http://ow.ly/FeqXD )
"Life
beyond algorithm: Turing & future o cmptg" (http://ow.ly/Fep15 )
JK--Also looked at intrinsic algorithmic limits: "incomputability"
"Spark
lights a fire under #bigdata
processing" (http://ow.ly/Fen4U ) JK--Core data
structure is a resilient distributed data (RDD) set
In
Alan Turing days, "computer" was the title of occupation performed by
people. With #bigdata,
will "analyst" job evolve away from humans?
Healthcare
analytics? Possib of appliance-enbld whole-body self-diag p1 http://ow.ly/FdVHF
p2 http://ow.ly/FdVHG
Tues #IBMDataMag
qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp In the Morning by
Junior Boys from So This Is Goodbye JK--2006. For me, a classic song from the decade
gone by.
"Putting
Together Innovation Puzzle" (http://ow.ly/FdHMf ) JK-- #IBM Video: solving puzzles
inspires innov thru context cmptg #IBMDataMag
"Uncovering
Data Clues Everywhere" (http://ow.ly/FdHfn ) JK-- #IBM Video: Discover
context-aware stream computing #IBMDataMag
"Business-Transforming
Context-Aware Analytics" (http://ow.ly/FdGVM ) JK-- #IBM Software ebook: making
sense of #bigdata #IBMDataMag
"Cloud
& On-Premises SaaS Integration" (http://ow.ly/FdGxx ) JK-- #IBM Redbook: Integrate
InfoSphere MDM & SaaS apps #IBMDataMag
"Evolving
Information Management System" (http://ow.ly/FdG6b ) JK-- #IBM Redbook technical
overview of IMS Version 13. #IBMDataMag
"Raising
the Performance Bar" (http://ow.ly/FdFAJ ) JK--Robert Catterall
on DB2 11 for z/OS performance enhancements #IBMDataMag
"Accel
Query Workloads to Streamline Biz Operations" (http://ow.ly/FdF6N )
JK--Cuneyt Goksu on #IBM
DB2 Analytics Accelerator #IBMDataMag
"
#BigData Ethics 4
Targeted Segmentation" (http://ow.ly/FdELG ) JK--Me exploring
blurry line btwn profiling & discrimination #IBMDataMag
"Constructing
Internet of Things Solutions" (http://ow.ly/FdEeU )
JK--Dec 10, #IBM Executive Briefing
Center , London #IBMDataMag
Petards.
Do they exist only to hoist their owners? And what's a petard anyway? I'm even
losing my grip on "hoist." Help!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Staircase at the
University by Morrissey JK--2014. "If it breaks yr legs then dont come
running to me." Ah, Morrissey
"Join
#IBM at the TDWI Orlando
Conference, Dec 7-12" (http://ow.ly/FdC6P ). Booth #205 at the
Expo. Next-gen data mgt & BI solutions
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp My Sad Captains by
Elbow from The Take Off And Landing of Everything JK--2014. Very
PeterGabrielesque. Very Elbow.
Starting
to see a shift toward people reaching out to me because they heard me at a
conference vs. having read the same in my blogs. Hmmm.
I
love the secular Christmas songs of the pre-rock era best. Nostalgia for my
parents’ era. Memories of my parents.
"Bump
Tracker: Nine Months of #BigData"
(http://ow.ly/Fb5xF )
JK--Prenatal tracking to benefit expectant mother & unborn child.
How
#bigdataanalytics
powers #profiling
applications that offer a #360degreeview of
the customer http://ibm.co/1vCjKdV by James Kobielus
Why
profiling in a commercial context is legit if customers are content with the
value they realize http://ibm.co/1vCjKdV by James Kobielus
Organizations
should evaluate their intentions when engaging models for profiling customers http://ibm.co/1vCjKdV
by James Kobielus
#BigData Ethics for Targeted
Segmentation http://ibm.co/1vCjKdV by James Kobielus
Drafted
next #IBM jk #InfoWorld column:
"The Challenges of Algorithmic Counterfeit Busting"
"Astronaut
watches NFL game in space" (http://ow.ly/FaZGO )
JK--Didnt realize were playing games in space. BTW, I shot elephant in my PJs
New
#IBMDataMag jk
column: "Big Data Ethics for Targeted Segmentation" (http://ow.ly/FaXW4 )
Dec
1 is World AIDS Day. #KEXP
playing artists who succumbed. Here's Freddie Mercury w/Queen: "We Will
Rock You" (http://ow.ly/FaEjw )
"TheGoodData
wants your browsing data to benefit good causes" (http://ow.ly/FaekA )
JK--Microloans in developing countries, 2 B specific
"Crocodile
attack database ‘will aid conservation efforts & save lives’" (http://ow.ly/F9Ae3 )
JK--Save lives? Better than common sense?
"A
Climate Model of White Christmases—Through 2100" (http://ow.ly/F9yBD )
JK--Not sure if this is a joke. How about 24 days from now?
"Inside
1st Audio Library o Alcohol-Addled Speech (Which Just Might Help Stop Drunk
Driving)" (http://ow.ly/F9x2T ) JK--Tricky to perfect
"New
Gene Studies Suggest There Are Hundreds of Kinds of Autism" (http://ow.ly/F9vaR )
JK--Like "cancer," a category for diverse maladies
"Data
Innovation in Africa " (http://ow.ly/F9tMq )
JK--Data science to tackle disease, crime, corruption, hunger, & poaching
Cognitive
computing? Fathoming photos at algorithmic speed p1: http://ow.ly/F9oge
p2: http://ow.ly/F9ogf
Monday #IBMDatMag
quick-hit
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Crosseyed And
Painless by Talking Heads JK--The "facts are simple" rap reminds of
Tom Tom Club "Wordy Rappinghood"
"Thanksgiving
Sets Historic Milestone as Mobile Drives > 50% o Shopping Traffic, Per #IBM Digital Analytcs
Bnchmrk" (http://ow.ly/F9exA )
Please
stop using "the father of..." honorifics for male pioneers in various
fields unless U evenhandedly designate women "the mother of..."
It
was a good 4-day. I barely noticed one day slipping into the next. A slipstream
of pleasant distractions. That's what holidays are for.
It's
December. Think I'll play me a little Decemberists. "This is Why We
Fight" (http://ow.ly/F92KX )
Saw
“The Fault in Our Stars” on DVD. Lovely little tearjerker.
Nearing
10th anniv of 1st time I blogged. Wrote it in Denver . Was the thing to do, per Zevon: http://ow.ly/F6YVX
http://ow.ly/F6YVY
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Champions Of Red
Wine by The New Pornographers from Brill Bruisers JK--2014. Great atmospheric
use of their voices
Smartwatches
in lieu of smartphones. On the theory that the time is more accurate if the
device it’s displayed on is strapped to my body.
RT
@bobehayes: Top 10 presentations
about #datascience
/ #bigdata on
SlideShare http://bit.ly/1CuZvUi w/ @jameskobielus @DiegoKuonen
Ron
Burgundy also advises the Obama girls to stay classy.
"Statistics
Are Dead..." (http://ow.ly/F5xqX ) JK--Not entirely true.
Only 7 out of 100 statistics are dead, with a margin of error of 3
