Witnessed Jason's barefoot wedding to the lovely Amie. Have to
hand it to our son and his bride for tying the knot in style. See you in LA!
Thank you God for keeping the rain until after the wedding
reception. You cooperated perfectly today on the beach for Jason & Amie’s
wedding
What's w/newscaster's need to append
"world-famous" 2 "Harlem Globetrotters" but not, say, to
"Los Angeles Lakers"? Don't do their marketing
Sitting here adding all the new skills I was endorsed for on
LinkedIn. Except scalability. My vertical scale maxed out at 5 foot 5 1/2
61° here at 7:07am in Foley ,
Alabama
ISIL stands for "Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant ." Who calls it "The Levant"
anymore? That's like calling China
"Cathay ."
My son's Alabaman mother-in-law Teresa tells me he speaks
and moves like me. I told her he must have inherited my blunt Detroit accent.
Of course I'm healthy as a horse most of the time, but come
down with a raging headcold just in time to see our son get married.
Sure is cold down here on the Gulf Coast Niagara Falls .
Hotel business centers. Practically the only place left in
the business world where they have desktop computers.
Glad to have another ex-Forresterite Rob Koplowitz joining
IBM. Great analyst, great guy.
Traveling with my girls to see our boy and his lady tie the
knot. On the beach.
RIP Lesley Gore. It’s impossible not to sing along to any of
her hits.
Schrödinger's rat must suffered even greater uncertainty.
Even if the cat died, rodent's prospects depended on how soon. Would he squeak
by?
#IBMCognos
& #IBMSPSS
helped @michiganstateu achieve
55% ROI http://ibm.co/IBM-MSU http://bit.ly/1FsxwVX
"How To Make Good Decisions in Deploying the Logical
Data Warehouse" (http://bit.ly/1CIor5o ) JK--Rich Hughes.
#IBM #DataWarehouse
This wk #IBMDataMag qhs: http://ow.ly/JfEa2
http://ow.ly/JfEa3
Shortened week: holiday (Mon), personal leave Thurs-Fri (son wedding)
#BigData
optimal deploymt model? Universal big-data execution stack p1: http://ow.ly/JfDbo
p2: http://ow.ly/JfDbp
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
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#kexp Mistadobolina by
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien from The Best of Elektra Years JK--Only
non-misspelled word here is "Del "
This is semi-blowing my mind. I'll be making an #IBM #bigdata presentation
at a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game in March. Without face mask
"The Hot Yet Little-Known Trend That’ll Supercharge
AI" (http://ow.ly/JdxOs ) JK--GPUs for
acceleration. Hey WIREd, um, it's well-known!
"How conditional random fields ‘powerful’ in ML" (http://ow.ly/Jdw0S )
JK--Calc the best probability of a sequence of data feature labels
"Anomaly Detection is the New Black" (http://ow.ly/JdtYN )
JK--No, it's the new datascope for sensing light/signal amid black/noise.
Trying to decide whether the heavy feeling in my thigh
muscles is the body sculpting last night or snow hoisting this morning. A bit
of both
"Here Is What U Should Know About Decision Trees"
(http://ow.ly/JdrCC )
JK--Classification algos that are key #bigdata sifting
mechanism
"Must-Ask Qs Before U Choose ML Algo" (http://ow.ly/JdoMF )
JK--Heterogeneous problem? Probabilistic? High-order variable interactions?
"The Science of Sensory Marketing" (http://ow.ly/Jdnqc )
JK--“Embodied cognition”: bodily sensations help determine the decisions we
make
"New DB promises drone no-fly zone around yr
house" (http://ow.ly/Jdl4c ) JK--Should B required
by law 2 B autochekd/enforcd in drone ops
"Tim O’Reilly Explains the Internet of Things" (http://ow.ly/Jdk74 )
JK--"The IoT is really about human augmentation."
"Deep Learning Squeezed Onto a Phone" (http://ow.ly/JdjCX )
JK--Good piece on AI, deep learning, & cog cmptg making smartphones smarter
"More Data, Less Accuracy" (http://ow.ly/Jdi1Y )
JK--Interesting blog re #bigdata
degrading Bayesian posterior probability calculations
Things heating up in #hadoop market! > #HadoopNext Chat:
Accelerate #data
science w/ Hadoop http://ow.ly/JdbGj
"Drive smarter #business decisions
with data and #analytics"
http://ibm.co/1L8MP6l
#BigDataMinute
#bigdata
"Applying #bigdata tech 2 answer
biz questions critical for orgs" http://ibm.co/1yS4dUx
#IBMdatahero #hadoop #BigInsights
"#IBM
is committed to putting #Hadoop
to work in your enterprise" http://ibm.co/1zLq7c1 #BigInsights
Things heating up in #hadoop market! > #HadoopNext Chat:
Accelerate #data
science w/ Hadoop http://ibm.co/1zLoUBJ
Plowman plows my street./Pushes the precip into/piles so
bright and neat.
" #IBM
Accels Data Science Success for Enterprise "
(http://ow.ly/JcV4Q )
JK--New #BigInsights
Data Scientist, Analyst, & Ent Mgt modules
New #IBM
jk LinkedIn Pulse blog: "When New Hardware Starts To Spontaneously
Self-Fabricate" (http://ow.ly/JcNyI )
Drafted next #IBM blog: "Fogs,
Logs, & Cogs: The Newer, Bigger Shape Of Big Data In The Internet of
Things"
IoT? Plumbing the low-latency big-data pipeline within your
IoT p1: http://ow.ly/JchnB p2: http://ow.ly/JchnC
Tues #IBMDataMag
qh
" #IBM
Redefines Storage Economics with New Software" (http://ow.ly/Jcb3A )
JK--IBM Spectrum Storage, a new storage software portfolio
"Webcast: 5 Pitfalls to Avoid When Modernizing Data
Warehouses" (http://ow.ly/Jc7wX ) JK--Thurs Feb 26 1pm
EST #IBMDataMag
"DB2 Tech Talk: Native Encryption Capability" (http://ow.ly/Jc765 )
JK--Thurs Feb 26 12:30pm EST #IBMDataMag
Caught "Gone Girl" on DVD. Great thriller.
Rosamund Pike does a very good "Basic Instinct"-like sexy-lady
psychopath.
"Webinar: Addressing Customer Analytics in #Hadoop" (http://ow.ly/Jc5MA )
JK--Thurs Feb 19 12noon EST #IBMDataMag
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#kexp Head Over Heels
by Tears For Fears JK--1985. Released 30 yrs ago today. For me, soundtrack to
boring data-entry job
"Holistic Mobile Security on the #IBM z System
Platform" (http://ow.ly/Jc0zS ) JK--IBM Redbooks: secure
mobile mainframes #IBMDataMag
"Preprod DB Environmnts W/out th Complexity" (http://ow.ly/Jc07r )
JK-- IBM Redbook: InfoSphere Optim Workload Replay for DB2 #IBMDataMag
"Is the Data Warehouse Passé?" (http://ow.ly/JbZmv )
JK--IBM-sponsored study investigates the current state of data warehouse #IBMDataMag
"Annual #IBM Champion Nominations
Extended" (http://ow.ly/JbYQx ) JK--Till March 8.
Recog those who influence others re IBM #IBMDataMag
"Distinguishing Data’s Latency From Its
Actionability" (http://ow.ly/JbXZn ) JK--Me putting
in-memory analytcs in perspective #IBMDataMag
"Capacity Problems that Hinder Analytics Progress"
(http://ow.ly/JbXv3 )
JK--Tom Deutsch on how constraints encumber #bigdata #IBMDataMag
"Scale Up Data Integration with Data Models &
Inferencing" (http://ow.ly/JbUXm ) JK--Bob DuCharme on
RDFS in data integration #IBMDataMag
How #businessprocesses
involve established practices, repetitive processes, reproducible outcomes http://ibm.co/1AzQuJ4
by James Kobielus
Why keeping the distinction between #actionability
and #datalatency
clear is important http://ibm.co/1AzQuJ4 by James Kobielus
Does #inmemory
persistence remove barriers that prevent #businessoutcomes
at any #latency? http://ibm.co/1AzQuJ4
by James Kobielus
Got the shoveling done first thing before breakfast. Now
spending the rest of the day shoveling the white space out of my inbox.
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#kexp No Shade In the
Shadow of the Cross by Sufjan Stevens from Carrie & Lowell JK--2015. That
is nice. Hushed reverie.
New #IBMDataMag
jk column: "Distinguishing Data’s Latency From Its Actionability" (http://ow.ly/J8XYh )
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#kexp Jimmy Carter Says
"Yes" by Gene Marshall from Do U Know th Difference Between Big Wood
& Brush JK--1976. This a joke?
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#kexp Leaf Off / The Cave
by Jose Gonzalez from Vestiges & Claws JK--2015. Love his solo stuff.
Acoustic hushed driven deep
"Will Congress Regulate Internet o Things?" (http://ow.ly/J60Iy )
JK--Republican congress? They wouldnt even regulate things that need it
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#kexp Valentine's Day
Is Over by Billy Bragg from Workers Playtime JK--1988. Sung in his signature
Cockney heart-on-sleeve
"Survey Reveals the Ins & Outs of Office
Romances" (http://ow.ly/J5XOu ) JK--Phrase "ins
& outs" made me snicker like Beavis & Butt-head
Cold & windy as hell these past 24 hours, but the snow
was minimal & brief last night. Just white dust sprinkled all over. That
& road salt.
