"Murphy's
Laws for th 21st Century" (http://ow.ly/IEgyF ) JK--None of these seem
particular to this century. Except being published in it
Murphy's
Law. Did he issue this decree before or after he quaffed his fifth pint of
Guinness for the evening? I suspect the latter.
Ah
yes, tax season. So-called because it's very taxing on the nerves.
"Internet
of Things (IoT): The Third Wave" (http://ow.ly/IDw5z )
JK--Nicely scoped analysis. I'll ignore the useless "third wave"
hoo-hah
Biggest
#bigdata challenge
is to avoid mouthing a high volume and variety of cliches about it at high
velocity.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Life During Wartime
by Talking Heads from Fear of Music JK--1979. Not clear why David didn't have
time for CBGBs
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp London Calling by
The Clash JK--1979. Good song. But the UK topical allusions were vague
from the start. But it rocks
"
#IBM Expands Global
Research Network into South Africa "
(http://ow.ly/IBKSQ )
JK--Johannesburg
lab opens in April.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Stereo by Pavement
from Brighten th Corners JK--1997. "The infrastructure rots"? More
than just the pavement? Detail?
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
blog: "Flat Org. Flat Earth. Whatever." (http://ow.ly/IBwuf )
This
wk #IBMDataMag
qhs: http://ow.ly/IBqfE
http://ow.ly/IBqfF
http://ow.ly/IBqfG
http://ow.ly/IBqfH
http://ow.ly/IBqfI
IoT?
Coming wearables glut & #bigdata overkill in
consumer IoT p1: http://ow.ly/IBnVH p2: http://ow.ly/IBnVI
Fri #IBMDataMag
qh
Lovin'
Spoonful "Pow" (http://ow.ly/Iz8MU ) JK--1966. Woody Allen
used it as theme song of his 1st feature film: "What's Up Tiger
Lily."
I've
never understood "They that go down to the sea in ships." Don't them
that go down to the coast on wings or wheels count for something?
Are
you keeping up to date on the latest courses? RT @BigDataU: Updated #hadoop course at Big Data
University
229,324:
the number of registered members of http://BigDataUniversity.com .
Are you one?? @BigDataU
Learn
to develop #IoT apps
using #Informix
Hybrid #Database at
the Hands-on lab at #IBMInterConnect
http://ibm.co/1tjz9AJ
#InternetOfThings
Looking
for the latest about #Informix
& #IoT? Look no
further than the @IIUG 2015 event! http://ibm.co/IIUG2015
http://ow.ly/i/8w7YH
Great
news! SAP has certified the latest DB2 for SAP applications. Note#1555903 http://www.stechno.net/sap-notes.html ?
Tired
of waiting for reports? See how lightning fast insights from #ibmblu can change your
work life. http://bit.ly/1BZq1lo
How
did you learn DB2? Find out how your peers learned #DB2 and what they
recommend: http://bit.ly/LearnDB2
6
amazing ways that IBM is a great company, by a former IBMer @sltrunzo on @LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/why-i-left-ibm-still-bleed-blue-stephanie-trunzo …
Drafted
next week's #IBM jk
blog: ""The Dev@ Was in the Details and in My Delivery"
Never
understood that US Army recruiting slogan: "Be All You Can Be."
Assumes that all you can be is a soldier.
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Spooky action at a personal distance" (http://ow.ly/IxGFt )
Security
o #bigdata? As
networks become self-aware & self-defending p1 http://ow.ly/IxCM9
p2 http://ow.ly/IxCMa
Thurs #IBMDataMag
qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Only You by Taken by
Trees from Other Worlds JK--2012. Melody reminds of Cascades' "Rhythm of
the Rain." But slower.
I
just noticed that O’Reilly has a service called Radar. I also notice they have
a predictive virtual assistant who finishes your sentences.
I
love problem-solving guidelines that start with "clearly define the
problem." Should be required to end w/ "clearly define the
solution."
"Real
Time Third Platform Coming o Age" (http://ow.ly/IvcGN )
JK--3rd? Same counting system being used to cram >10 schools into Big Ten
Tired
of gerrymandering converged new paradigm from old (cloud, big data, mobile,
social, IoT, etc). Just call it "The Singularity" & B done
"The
Man Who Knows Whether Any Startup Will Live or Die" (http://ow.ly/Ivbn3 )
JK--Sounds ominous. He have occult powers?
"Running
on data: Activity trackers and the Internet of Things" (http://ow.ly/IvaLt )
JK--Tom Davenport with an insightful discussion
"A
Brief Overview of Deep Learning" (http://ow.ly/Iva85 )
JK--Excellent detailed discussion of best practices for algorithm development
Still
waiting for Hawking's long-promised follow-up book: "A Tiny History of
Space."
"Survey
Confirms Apache Spark Traction in #BigData
Analytics" (http://ow.ly/Iv3C9 ) JK--35% of respondents
using it or plan to adopt soon
"Can
AI exist without data?" (http://ow.ly/IuXOL ) JK--Read
"Critique o Pure Reason" (http://ow.ly/IuXOM ).
Kant's "analytic" knowldge
"Apache
Announces Samza as a Top-Level Project" (http://ow.ly/IuUIg ) JK--Open
source #bigdata
distributed stream processing framework
"A
Data-Science Lender Takes on Student Debt" (http://ow.ly/IuT1s )
JK--Paper-free loan proc based on continuous predictive risk modeling
"Behind
the scenes of Otherlab & its...intestine tanks" (http://ow.ly/IuR9H )
JK--Hold natural gas? Do they emit it silently? How deadly?
Let's
see. What else can I do with maximum intensity? Chew my food? Nah. Can't afford
to grind my teeth down to the gums.
Thank
you pharmaceutical, healthcare, & insurance industries for reminding me
every day in your ads of all the ways I might get sick & die.
"Whole
world is sucking down mobile data like it’s water" (http://ow.ly/ItXBs )
JK--Who "sucks down" water? Cactus-dwelling arachnids?
"
#BigData Analytics
Pin Colon Cancer Deaths on Care Variations" (http://ow.ly/ItzPQ )
JK--Integr8d healthcare systems make a difference
"
#IBM wants to protect
our food by sequencing its supply chains" (http://ow.ly/ItyXS )
JK--Good discussion of new industry consortium
"Ofcom
publishes plan to support UK IoT" (http://ow.ly/Itytr )
JK--Security recomms consistent with my discussion: http://ow.ly/Ityts
"Boosting
Algorithms" (http://ow.ly/ItxcI ) JK--Supervised
learning algos 4 gener8+combine multi classifiers 2 improve predictiv accuracy
"Is
The Internet of Things IPv6 Ready?" (http://ow.ly/ItwkE )
JK--Expresses concerns about IoT IP-level security
You
can't be a thought leader if you're not a major thought reader--i.e., keep up
your literature scan & keep pace with the best thinking.
"Why
unsupervised learning more robust 2 adversarial distortions" (http://ow.ly/ItuUW )
JK--Algos less likely than suprvsd lrng 2 B foold
"Convolutional
Neural Networks" (http://ow.ly/IttyC ) JK--Challenging
material, but essential for cognitive computing & deep learning
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp I Can Fly by Lana
Del Rey from Big Eyes JK--2014. Rare artist who was essentially unknown before
performing on SNL.
"Elevator
pitches." Do elevator designers pitch new concepts to their bosses in the
time it takes to ascend to the executive suite?
Clarity
smears when you say: "The speed at which businesses are changing is
accelerating." Just say "business change is accelerating."
"
#IBM Announces
Cloud-Based Enterprise-Wide Analytics for Energy Companies" (http://ow.ly/ItiYp )
JK--IBM Insights Foundation for Energy
Modeling
autom8n? When hardware starts 2 spontaneously self-prototype p1 http://ow.ly/ItdYJ
p2 http://ow.ly/ItdYK
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
Systematically
deleting emails where IT marketers cleverly reference the Super Bowl. Any
marketing that self-dates deserves swift auto-purge
"Chief
IoT Officer: most important CxO you still haven’t hired" (http://ow.ly/IsjXk )
JK--Maybe. Please no Inter-Departmental IoT (IDIoT)
I
dare say that I have the broadest subject matter expertise of anybody authoring
original thought-leadership material in big data analytics
If
life arose spontaneously from lifeless organic molecules long ago, why isn't
that still happening all the time? Same conditions persist
RT
@jenstirrup: #PASSBAMarathon
- @jameskobielus I've been
looking forward to James' session. Expert & thought leader http://ln.is/passbaconference.com/OZs1w …
That
webinar I did today was a quite a trip. Tech difficulties resolved just before.
Tech difficulties interrupted. Somehow I stayed focused
Friday
Feb 13 will be your lucky day if you catch me on #bigdata panel at CTO
Forum Rethink Technology, Palo Alto
(http://ow.ly/Is9Jo )
New
#IBM jk #ITKnowledgeExchange
column: "Probabilistic programming languages in data science" (http://ow.ly/Is94f )
"Beaconing
& the Internet of Everything" (http://ow.ly/Ir7BL )
JK--Predicting, pre-fetching, & pushing relevant content to mobile device
"Netflix’s
Secret Special Algorithm Is Human" (http://ow.ly/Ir73t )
JK--Media-boss programming, in "greenlighting original series" sense
Why
#datascientists
need to refine their ability to tell the #disasterpreparedness
story http://ibmdatamag.com/?p=21373
by James Kobielus
How
#datascientists
face methodological restrictions for predicting #globalwarming’s
impacts http://ibmdatamag.com/?p=21373
by James Kobielus
How
#datascientists
can use #geospatialanalytics
to help mitigate risks from natural disasters http://ibmdatamag.com/?p=21373
by James Kobielus
#BlackSwans, #SittingDucks, and
#GeospatialAnalytics
http://ibmdatamag.com/?p=21373
by James Kobielus
"Cloud-Based
Analytics: The New Strategy" (http://ow.ly/IqTaB )
JK--EMA study shows cloud analytics adoption rate increasing in business
Thank
you inattentive PR people working for religious denominations for not noticing
what kind of evangelist I am. Let's just say "agnostic"
"Predictions
and Trends for Big Data and Analytics" (http://ow.ly/IqQa5 )
JK--Video: experts prognosticate for 2015 #IBMDataMag
"Advancing
DB2 10.5 with BLU Acceleration Features" (http://ow.ly/IqPJo )
JK--Enhanced security and BLU Acceleration #IBMDataMag
"Annual
#IBM Champion
Nominations" (http://ow.ly/IqNxy ) JK--Now is the time to
nominate an influential candidate in Info Mgt #IBMDataMag
"
#IBM Tops Capacity
Shipped for All-Flash Array" (http://ow.ly/IqMY1 )
JK--See recent industry coverage of IDC report #IBMDataMag
"The
Financial Effect of Information Management" (http://ow.ly/IqJBj )
JK--Download the Forrester study #IBMDataMag
FB
says today's my 3rd grade homeroom teacher's B-day. If I'd known at age 8 I'd
have given now-realtor Mrs Wendelken a brown-nosing apple
"Want
to Glean Sentiment from Structured Social Media Data?" (http://ow.ly/IqGkd )
JK--JRoy on streaming social-data insights #IBMDataMag
"Cognitive
Computing Comes to the Silver Screen" (http://ow.ly/IqtwB )
JK--Rich Hughes on history behind "The Imitation Game" #IBMDataMag
RT
@pacoSQL: A pleasure to moderate @jameskobielus today at 10AM ET (http://global.gotowebinar.com/pjoin/87575060 …)
#passba JK--The Power
of Cognitive Computing
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Dirty Harry by
Gorillaz from Demon Days JK--2005. Is this a sequel to the "Clint
Eastwood" song on their previous LP?
Drafted
latest #IBM jk #ITKnowledgeExchange
column: "Probabilistic Programming Languages In Data Science"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Monday Morning Blues
by Mississippi John Hurt JK--1963. Stored his guitar in The Hurt Locker. Or so
I'm told
Drafted
latest #IBM jk #InfoWorld column:
"Hadoop is Probably as Mature as It’s Going to Get"
Experience
optzn? Smoothing driving exper shift to big-data-drivn sw p1 http://ow.ly/Ip4HE
p2 http://ow.ly/Ip4HF
Tues #IBMDataMag
qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp The Ledge by
Fleetwood Mac from Tusk JK--1979. KEXP DJs play this LP the most of any Mac LP.
Punxsutawney
Phil came up & saw 6 more weeks till Vernal Equinox. He also predicted that
night will follow day & day night, ad infinitum.
The
salutation "dear friend" on spam indicates that the sender is pretty
much not your dear friend.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Breathe on It by The
Hidden Cameras from The Smell of Our Own JK--2003. Brilliant stirring album
from start to finish
New
#IBMDataMag jk
column: "Black Swans, Sitting Ducks, and Geospatial Analytics" (http://ow.ly/ImGdS )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Cussin' Cryin' and
Carryin' On by Ike & Tina Turner from Bold Soul Sister JK--1969.
Smokin'!!!!
Why
Smart Cities Turn to Analytics for Managing Water, Electricity http://bit.ly/1tVgKum
The
Emergence of Brain-Inspired Computing http://bit.ly/1tVgDPB
Sensors,
Big Data Analytics Propel Environmental Monitoring http://bit.ly/1tVgD1Q
Philosophy
sells. Fri's blog, "The Matter is Settled: Big Data = [ ]," is my
most popular LnkdIn of all. Go figure (http://ow.ly/IkOLs )
Ignite
dev@Insight James Kobielus: Data science not magic wand for diagnosing global
warming http://ow.ly/IkMhl JK--Oct 2014 #IBMIOD LV
Drafted
next #IBM blog:
"Spooky Action At A Personal Distance"
#BigData optml depl
modl? Fogs logs & cogs p1 http://ow.ly/IkzEj p2 http://ow.ly/IkzEk
p3 http://ow.ly/IkzEl
Mon #IBMDataMag
qh
What’s
with this concept of “regulation play”? Is overtime totally unregulated? No
rules, just utter mayhem & sudden death?
I
still can’t believe Weeb Ewbank is no longer with us. Actually, I can’t believe
he ever existed. The name is too perfect.
Please
don’t vote the toenail fungus ointment spot the top commercial of this year’s
Super Bowl.
Super
Bowl announcer says “this is two huge men going at it.” Why do I giggle?
Groundhog
Day is Monday. Counting the days, it's almost the exact midpoint between
Solstice & Equinox. Winter Half-Over Day.
Life
is indeed a merry-go-round. Just hope you grow merrier every time it goes
around.
Suddenly
we're seeing this zeitgeist freakout over AI as some sort of dystopian force.
Could that be because it's demonstrating killer apps?
