That
little Twitter bird. He tweets. But considering the crap I'm seeing, he mostly
toots.
Worrying
about swarming weaponized drones. Or not. It’s the weekend. Give existential
dread a rest.
Stupidest
error message of all is “unknown error.” If it’s an unknown error, how do you
know it’s an error at all? Maybe it’s the solution!
"Silicon
Valley Icon Wants to Hack His Way to Presidency" (http://ow.ly/ReHrM )
JK--Perhaps Lessig needs to hack his way to "icon" first
"Ill-timed
Subway game lets kids play w/Jared Fogle’s pants" (http://ow.ly/Rd9Al )
JK--Bit of accidental news humor in this nasty matter
On
a too-busy day, you must ask yourself continually what's bare minimum of to-dos
that, at the end of the day, the day can't end undone.
Creating
an analytics superteam: 4 critical success factors for your analytics solution http://bit.ly/1U4FeIF
"How
UnivWis closing data sci skillgap" (http://ow.ly/RbNB3 )
JK--I'm sharing this for Mendota-side twilight pic o Memorial Union in snow
"Big
data being used in the war against Islamic State" (http://ow.ly/RbMGZ )
JK--Identify circumstances in which ISIS
resorts to IEDs
"How
Machine Lrnng Makes DBs (Truly) Ready for Big Data" (http://ow.ly/RbMfm )
JK--Using ML to continually optimize query execution paths
"Machine
learning? No, machine teaching" (http://ow.ly/RbM2Q )
JK--Using ML to personalize lesson plans for maximum effectiveness.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Disappointing (feat.
Tracey Thorn) by John Grant from Grey Tickles, Black Pressure JK--2015. New.
Cool collaboration.
Coffee.
Many people mistake it for a stamina elixir. It's not. Water & sleep are.
Caffeine can't perk you up from 18-hour-day exhaustion.
"Silicon Valley pressure cooker: Thrive or get out" (http://ow.ly/RbI95 )
JK--It's an entire culture, not just NoCal. Amazon's in Seattle
Physical
stamina is the essential personal attribute for weathering well in high-tech
industry careers. It seriously hammers your insides.
"Bezos
Rebuffs Expose..." (http://ow.ly/RbGDa ) JK--Weird rebuttal
phrase: "Our tolerance for any such lack of empathy needs to be
zero."
"It's
a Mad, Mad, Mad Ashley Madison World" (http://ow.ly/RbGhh )
JK--Perhaps those who use that svc get kicks from risk. Cheating&this.
"Apache
Spark is doomed" (http://ow.ly/RbFV0 ) JK--No, it's not, nor
is Hadoop. The author makes no credible case for that assertion.
Ashley
Madison. Because the biz-tech press is happy to have a salacious story to drool
over during the summer lull.
"Why
big data isn't always the answer" (http://ow.ly/RbEzu )
JK--Yeah, and who said it was?
"Talking
Data with Non-Data People" (http://ow.ly/RbE7n )
JK--Does it make sense to pigeonhole people in these ridiculous categories?
RIP
Bud Yorkin. Innovative producer-director from TV’s Golden Age. The 1970s (and
1950s).
Back
from 2 road trips. All caught up w/ piled emails & pending action items. By
"all caught up," I mean that in sense of fly in spider web
Question
1? Let's start. #ibminsight
http://www.via-cc.at/935yl
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Driving next-generation predictive business" (http://ow.ly/R6UcA )
IBM
Insight
Even
if U only have a crush on that special data scientist, please tweet your true
feelings. About data science
jameskobielus
retweeted.
jameskobielus
added,
IBM
Insight @ibminsight
Are
you, or someone you love, a data scientist? Don't miss our chat TODAY at 3PM
ET. http://crowdchat.net/ibminsight
It’s
important 2 seize th day by th scruff of its little neck. Also 2 scoop the
day’s poop & discard it surreptitiously somewhere after dark
Join
me @BigDataGal @KirkDBorne et al on #IBMInsight
crowdchat today 3-4pm ET "What is the future of Data Science?": http://ow.ly/R5qIT
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Spill the Wine by
Eric Burdon & War JK--"Spill the wine, dig that girl." Image is
Freudian to the core.
"What
Donald Trump Might Say About Data Science (if he knew what we was talking
about)" (http://ow.ly/R5pF4 ) JK--"Sexy? Not in
my book"
"Galvanize
& IBM collab 2 support women in data sci & eng" (http://ow.ly/R5px7 )
JK--Tuition assist, mentorship, internships, employ opps
"Don't
Throw Hadoop at Every BI Challenge" (http://ow.ly/R5p0b )
JK--Forrester's Evelson lists challenges you might want to throw it at
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Song 2 by Blur
JK--1997. Wee-hoo!
"The
Top 10 Machine Learning APIs" (http://ow.ly/R5npt )
JK--IBM Watson among them.
"How
Consumer-Focused AI Startups Are Breaking Down Language" (http://ow.ly/R4QFC )
JK--Fine, as long as you don't split no infinitives.
For
kicks, I'm going to start intoning the 4 Vs in a mock Maurice Chevalier accent
as "le volume, le vitesse, la variété, et la véracité"
I've
been in data analytics field for almost a decade now. At events, I recognize
old faces from years back. And I'm now an old face to them
"For
Analytics to Have an Impact, Keep it Simple" (http://ow.ly/R4Pxz )
JK--Results you can't interpret in real-world terms are useless.
"The
Perils of Data Story Telling: The Virtues of Data Documentaries" (http://ow.ly/R4OXW )
JK--Nice compendium of tips & techniques
Today
in my talk I cited the predictive talk-ahead service that Radar O'Reilly
provided to Col. Blake. No, IBM didnt build Radar's algorithm
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp In a Big Country by
Big Country from The Crossing JK--1983. This lyric makes no f-ing sense (http://ow.ly/R4Ocd )
"Comparing
‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ to its Sequel with Apache Spark" (http://ow.ly/R4O1E )
JK--I'm waiting for the Cliff's Notes.
Wish
to thank new team member Doreen for intuiting what needs to be done & just
doing it. Intuit through it means you’re into it.
Wish
to think Anusha for letting me regale her with my analytical framework for
understanding wellness versus illness. Over Thai lunch today
What
I loved about the word "Univac" on the early computers was that
"vac" implied "vacuum tube." It now sounds hilariously
obsolete.
My
favorite Jetsons character was Uniblab, the robot. My dad worked for Sperry
Univac. I caught the ref right away: http://ow.ly/R4xUt
Going
out to catch a little San Jose
ambience before I go home tomorrow. My personal mission is to get touch with
the old Spanish mission.
When
I retire, I'm going to cash in all my LinkedIn endorsements. Been saving in my
scrapbook next to my S&H Green Stamps. My nest egg!
RT
@skempe42: #dreamteam on #cogcomputing 201.
@jameskobielus @n2semantics @mattsanchez @sardire @cirrus_shakeri
Did
my 3 consecutive sessions on cognitive computing. Gave the audience far more
Kobielus than is safe to consume at one sitting.
Bananas
and coffee, bananas and coffee. That’s what they have at break at Smart Data
conference.
"Happy
20th birthday Internet Explorer" (http://ow.ly/R2xTm )
JK--Reminds me o "happy b-day, Mozart!" stuff on socials. Um, he's
still...
I
love when industry conversations become not just cliched but hypercliched as
people triangulate jargon in newer more creative ways. Bravo!
Hey
Adrian, dude, I'm standing in for you 3 times this morning. You don't owe me. I
owe you. And Tony.
Frightened
Rabbit "Swim Until You Can't See Land" (http://ow.ly/R2pl5 )
Letting
the days go by, letting the water hold me up.
Exploring
the future of #DataScience
on the next #ibminsight
twitter chat w/ @KirkDBorne @bigdatagal & @jameskobielus
"Defining
Your Data Quality Problems" (http://ow.ly/QZcH1 )
JK--Should start all problem definitions by chalking picture of lightbulb.
"How
Many Experts Does It Take" (http://ow.ly/QZckt )
JK--Disappointed. Was hoping they'd address the "screw in a
lightbulb" issue.
"Awesome
Data Visualizations Way Ahead o Their Time" (http://ow.ly/QZakI )
JK--Indeed. Anaximander used modern English in 550 BC.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp No Fun by The
Stooges JK--1969. Love the growling grinding double-guitar attack on this
classic.
"Critics
of ‘Sexist Algorithms’ Mistake Symptoms for Illness" (http://ow.ly/QZ9my )
JK--Gender-diff behav may drive ad-serving disparity
"Predictive
Analytics and Data Science: Same or Different?" (http://ow.ly/QZ8nm )
JK--Different, obviously. Patterns needn't be future.
"9
bigdata painpoints" (http://ow.ly/QZ8bg ) JK--Genl-use GPU prog,
multi-wkld scal, NoSQL depl, query anlyz/fix, dist code optimizn, etc
"The
simple way to make data science effective" (http://ow.ly/QZ7S9 )
JK--Argues that bigger data is indeed better.
"A
Visual Introduction to Machine Learning" (http://ow.ly/QZ70l )
JK--Jawdroppingly beautiful use of dynamic visuals in tutorial context
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp The Way You'd Love
Her by Mac DeMarco from Another One JK--2015. Good one. Sounds like fresh
Grateful Dead.
Someone
just sent me unsolicited message stating that they don't send unsolicited bulk
messages. If I'm the only one getting this, it's true
"Standing
idly by" or "standing by idly." An idle concern? Operators are
idling by for your thoughts.
"Using
Statistical Algorthms For Success In Kaggle’s Data Science Competition" (http://ow.ly/QZ2VO )
JK--Pierson interviews 4-time winner
"What’s
Machine Learning Really All About?" (http://ow.ly/QZ2Bn )
JK--Approximate tricky functions in multidimensional spaces, per...
Industry
analysts who blog. Those are ones who actually build brand recognition. Behind
your paywalls, you're invisible to most of industry
All
the drinking, smoking, & fatty foods on "Mad Men." All I can
think is that these people must have had seriously sophisticated bad breath
I'm
doing 3 talks Tues at Smart Data Conf, San
Jose : "Cognitive Computng 201,"
"Choosing Your 1st Cognitive App," "Getting Started
w/Watson"
Enough
with calling everything "iconic." If it's truly an icon, put it to
the test. If it were on your desktop, would you click on it?
Dirgahayu
Republik Indonesia !
Tomorrow is the 70th anniversary of your declaration of independence. Stay
strong. Stay democratic.
Fitness
clubs as social spots. Women kibitz in classes, men around equipment.
RIP
Julian Bond. Another name on my list of who should have been the first
African-American president.
Channel
hopping. I’ve reactivated my presidential-campaign candidate-avoidance
algorithm. Block the bilious bubble of BS a-building.
I’m
more than happy to age into some approximation of Da Man.
I’d
like to reclassify all the music on my iPhone as “alternative”: an alternative
to every other thing on my iPhone.
It
feels like application developers are becoming more like creative agencies. My
week at the Watson group confirmed that intuition.
I’ve
been told I can speak about practically anything at the drop of a hat. Probably
true. But I can’t make practically anyone listen.
My
wife let the unread Washington Posts & Wall Street Journals pile up in my
absence. I consumed them all in 1 lazy on-my-back sofa session.
Home
for a full weekend between business trips. By “full” I mean empty of work or
anything that smells like it.
It’s
more annoying than flattering when my social media followers even “like” my
random typo butt-tweets. Stop it!
Nice
to be back in the DC area. Home. New York is New York . DC is DC.
They’re incomparable. But both cool.
Odd
NYC cab experience. Bangladeshi driver greeted me in Indonesian: "apa
kabar," though I'm obviously not Indonesian (married to one, tho)
What
exactly is the difference between “active rock” v “adult rock” v “alternative”?
And where are the passive, child, & default rock?
"New
IBM Cloud Tools Accel Dev Use o Streaming Analytics & Data Warehouse Svcs
on Bluemix" (http://ow.ly/QTAFt ) JK--Strmg
Anlytcs+DashDB
I’ve
walked Manhattan
for 5 straight nights. Haven’t needed to fend off a single panhandler. With San Francisco it’s every
other block
Great
Jones Street .
That anywhere near Great Caesar’s Ghost
Street ? Where was the Daily Planet building where
editor Perry White fulminated?
Wish
to thank Andrew for understanding the ground rules of barroom conversation and
joining me in indulging them to max extent sanity allows
Wine.
The drink and its glass possess a sculptural elegance. Contemplation frames the
act of ingest & absorption.
RT
@kdnuggets Top #BigData, #DataScience, #DataMining
influencers: @jameskobielus etc
http://buff.ly/1DKTOmu
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp The Weight by Jackie
DeShannon from Country Funk Vol 2 67-74 JK--1968. Good. Same year The Band
released it on MFBP
Ever
notice that almost every movie or TV show set in NYC seems to have at least one
rooftop scene? Someone at wit's end, edge, and/or ledge
Some
entrepreneur used LinkedIn to pitch some venture to me. That's typical. What
unnerved me is that he (a dude) addressed me as "hi dear."
I
cannot believe someone wanted me to speak about this blog: http://ow.ly/QQ0G0
. Shows I have no idea when my bluesky is the right blue
The
Importance of Audience Analytics in Media and Entertainment http://bit.ly/1MkUlNz
Checking
up on headlines from home. “Large rodent who briefly escaped cage at zoo dies.”
Clearly, a slow news day back on the homestead
"Machine
Learning And Human Bias: An Uneasy Pair" (http://ow.ly/QNck9 )
JK--Bias creeps in on data schema, variable selection, & apps
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp: Smells Like Teen
Spirit by Setenta from Latin Piece of Soul JK--"Un mosquito, mi
libido." Cha cha cha!
I
have to be flattered but also brush off this "I can write, but not like
you Jim" compliment. Mine has its weaknesses. Of which I'm aware.
Among
key talent indicators is the consistently high quality of every IBM marketing
professional's written output. Makes my job easier.
Whenever
I'm in a room full of IBM marketing professionals, I can't help but be
impressed with everybody's consistently high level of talent
TV's
incredibly boring. Every time I turn it on, I'm more disappointed than
entertained. It turns me off. I turn it off.
The
brain was the first computer. Like the electronic one, the cerebral computer
runs on binary math: fight or flight, procreate or perish.
Good
day here in the heart of Silicon Alley NYC with my good bud Watson. Say what
you will but that dude can cook. I ate with full cognition
i’m
staying at Hampton Inn. I like it. It’s not in the Hamptons . But I like it.
Did
NYC’s Fashion Institute of Technology choose that name with its acronym in
mind? If so, it fits.
Not
possible to walk in midtown Manhattan
without going under a construction sidewalk scaffolding canopy at least once
every 3 blocks
NYC
midtown hotel rooms. They tend to have armoires, not closets. That's because
the rooms themselves are the size o closets. Large walk-ins
I
know I'm getting old when my personal experience of NYC summer 1977 ("Son
of Sam" etc) is ancient to my much-younger dinner companions
Nothing
ever gets resolved over dinner and drinks. The best you can say is that stuff
gets dissolved.
“New”
School in “New” York ?
Seriously, give it up dudes. You’re old as th hills. Neither of U sprung from
your respective chickens yesterday
Great
dinner with my colleagues Tara and Zach. New
York restaurants are cool conversation environments.
Chatter chatter chatter chatter.
Walking
from Times Square to Greenwich Village is same distance as from Caesar’s Palace
to Mandalay Bay New York New York
The
only athletic job I ever wanted was to be a running back. I just think the way
they move is cool. Comes in very handy on city streets
I’m
here in NYC’s Garment District. Everyone around me seems to be wearing garments.
So it looks pretty accurate.
Still,
Trump’s lead show that he reflects what the core GOP constituency thinks. And
that’s their problem. And America ’s.
Hmm.
Trump’s latest mean-spirited slap at Megyn Kelly is almost enough to make me
feel a twinge of sympathy for Fox News. But not quite.
Wish
to thank Sonya for bringing home the charbroiled kielbasa. Much better than the
undercooked greasy stuff her grandpa Bill used to make.
New
#IBM jk blogpost:
"Business agility and the transformative promise of the true analytics
platform" (http://ow.ly/QDqUJ )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Cafe Joli by
Clodhopper from Red's Recovery Room JK--1998. "I'm a man, dammit. A man
with a key."
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Born Under Punches
(The Heat Goes On) by Talking Heads from Remain in Light JK--1980. LP broke
their stylistic mold
"The
simple way to make data science effective" (http://ow.ly/QCccT )
JK--More and better data to train your statistical algorithms.
Build
smarter applications fueled by data with IBM and Apache Spark http://bit.ly/1MeSviM
Giving
the daily posts a rest for the indefinite future. Why? I'm tired of them. Also,
got other stuff to do. Not stopping the postings, tho
"Understanding
neural function and virtual reality" (http://ow.ly/QCawx )
JK--Contextual variables deliver malleable experience
New
#IBM LinkedIn Pulse
post: "Stitching Computing into the Fabric of Life and Consciousness"
(http://ow.ly/QC9nx )
Consumed
half bar o Ryba's authentic Mackinac Island
chocolate no-nut fudge. Just like in my childhood. Reminds me how my teeth got
this way
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp I Never Promised U a
Rose Garden by Lynn Anderson JK--1970. Sacramento
CA
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Wrecking Ball by
Emmylou Harris JK--1995. Very nice. Feels like sung sleep-deprived at 2am.
If
Variety is the spice of life, Volume must be the carbs and Velocity the
laxative of life.
"I
can see." IBM adds medical images to Watson, with $1 billion purchase. http://nyti.ms/1KTpfhb
via @nytimesbits @IBM #datascience
jameskobielus retweeted
US
schoolbooks always characterize Tom Paine as "Englishman" &
Pierre L'Enfant as "Frenchman." Both were Americans, having birthed
"America "
What's
the LinkedIn deal with strangers asking 4 intros 2 other strangers. "Hi,
I'm Jim, U don't know me. Pls say hi to someone I dont know"
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
post: "Context Is A King Easily Checkmated" (http://ow.ly/Qzblr )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp GUCCI ON THA SOFA by
ILLFIGHTYOU frm CASHINTHEBATHROOM JK--2015. Anarchic hiphop sound collage http://ow.ly/Qz7MP
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Beautiful Blue Sky
by Ought from Sun Coming Down JK--2015. Montreal
band. Sounds like The Fall meets Soul Coughing
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp That Summer Feeling
by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers from Jonathan Sings! JK--1983. Master
of hip cornball.
Watching
"Mad Men" season 1 episode 4. It's an accurate look inside the
culture of marketing message creation. The batting around of ideas.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Please Don’t Drive
Me Away by Sam Cooke from Night Beat JK--1963. Great blues number. A bit like
Marvin Gaye on this
I
opened plenty of windows on my desktop today. That explains why I felt so many
drafts drifting through. Some blew rough. Some just blew.
I
know a good earthy old southern down-home expression for how busy I am right
now....I know it, but won't tweet it....I also know propriety
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
post: "Digital Business, Digital Customers, and That Last Critical
Mile" (http://ow.ly/QvZpJ )
"IBM
Launches Svcs to Deploy Macs at Scale to the Enterprise via Cloud" (http://ow.ly/QvUjI )
JK--We've invested deeply in Apple prtnrshp
"OpenTSDB"
(http://ow.ly/QvTT8 )
JK--Time-series DB on HBase used 4 distrib mon system where metrics
collected/pinged from svrs/machines
"Hdp
Creator Yahoo Finds It's Not Enough, Turns 2 Druid" (http://ow.ly/QvTr7 )
JK--Interactive columnar distrib streaming data analytics
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Living for the City
by Stevie Wonder JK--Opening verse puzzles me. How's "hard-time Mississippi " become
"the city"?
"Sharky:
You don't drink coffee before you brew it, do you?" (http://ow.ly/Qv8yO )
JK--Well, I've drunk but never once brewed it. So, yes
Shifting
my style. I feel like I’m in an inflection point. Inflecting to what? No idea.
But into something. Definitely.
Top
10 GOP candidates selected for debate. Simulates scenario where
commander-in-chief being contradicted by entire cabinet on live TV
Got
stuff done today. Also got stuff undone today. Net net I’m not sure which
predominates
Today
I feel like I'm playing a dozen 3-D chessboards side by side, but on none of
which did I make the first move or even see all th pieces
Catch
me at Smart Data Conf, San Jose ,
Tues Aug 18. I'm on a panel and also do preso: "Getting Started with
Watson" (http://ow.ly/Qu4OL )
Apache
Spark news and innovation: http://eepurl.com/bu92I9
Project
RedRock: Design Data http://www.spark.tc/project-redrock-design-data/ …
2/2:
We are highlighting the benefits of inclusive entrepreneurship & innovation
today at our First-Ever #WHDemoDay
http://1.usa.gov/1gH6FfD
jameskobielus retweeted
IFQ
1.0 connected PDA with Hadoop (BigInsights, Hortonworks and Cloudera)., 1.5
adds ability to qu... #fluidquery
http://www.via-cc.at/534aw
Rapidly
move data from PureData to Hadoop and vice versa #fluidquery http://www.via-cc.at/234al
IFQ
supports storage of infrequently accessed data in Hadoop to extend the data
warehouse. #fluidquery
http://www.via-cc.at/134ae
Great
to be on today's crowdchat: IBM Fluid Query 1.5. #fluidquery http://www.via-cc.at/134a4
Telecommunications
leads the way to Generation D http://bit.ly/1hhFqIw
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Mother of Pearl by
Roxy Music JK--1973. How'd English farmhand son Bryan Ferry come across his
cosmopolitan persona?
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
post: "The Many Models Of Maturity In Big Data Analytics" (http://ow.ly/Qt2Bi )
"Evolution
of deep learning models" (http://ow.ly/QsY0n ) JK--Very good detailed
overview of a complex set of arcane approaches.
"Some
Google Street View Cars Now Track Pollution Levels" (http://ow.ly/QsXFb )
JK--And what they themselves are causing?
"What
Congress Wants to Know About the Internet of Things" (http://ow.ly/QsXji )
JK--Their first question: "Is it a series of tubes?"
"Is
A Data Lake
"Quantum
Computing: Diode-like Breakthrough Surmounts Roadblock" (http://ow.ly/QsW5F )
JK--Spin-aligned unidirectionality & delay
Not
sure which cartoon theme song was lamest: Casper
the Friendly Ghost (http://ow.ly/QsVEN ) or Felix the Cat (http://ow.ly/QsVEO )
"Deep
Neural Nets Can Now Recognize Your Face in Thermal Images" (http://ow.ly/QsVo6 )
JK--And can say if you're "hot or not."
"R
Rises in IEEE Ranking of Top Programming Languages" (http://ow.ly/QsUYH )
JK--SEO too. Google shows 11,380,000,000 hits for letter "R"
"These
Ads Use AI To Evolve Over Time" (http://ow.ly/QsTZZ )
JK--Componentized. Genetic algos. A/B testing. Champion-challenger promotion
If
Vatican City can be a country, for crying out
loud, the District of Columbia
can be a state.
OK,
who's disrupting, revolutionizing, and/or rethinking what this morning? And did
they stay up late last night getting the details right?
Demands
on my time and attentions fly in fast and furious. That's when I simply sit
still & wait for the dust to settle. Can't breathe dust.
Check
out how Ekornes ASA boosted SAP application speed for #analytics with IBM #DB2 Blu - http://ibm.co/1ItennZ
#IBMBLU
New
Blog: Using DB2 with BLU acceleration to speed up analytics on Z Systems on
Linux- http://bit.ly/1DkeBNN #DB2 #ibmblu
Balluff
uses #DB2 BLU ! Achieves
50 times faster access to complex #analytics reporting
in #SAP BW system https://ibm.biz/BdXjeC
#ibmblu
All
that DB2 DBAs need to learn about database on the #cloud- Attend the #DB2 webinar on Aug 27th.
Register- http://bit.ly/ttfileaug15
Missed
the Tech-talk on "Why IBM #DB2 continues to be a
key database option for SAP BW"? Watch the replay here - http://bit.ly/1NuSbtB #SAP
Now
#Informix DBAs can
better manage resources available for each #database in a
multi-tenancy environment http://ibm.co/1HhesH5
Check
out this video about Acquiring, Analyzing and Acting on #IoT data - by the
Aberdeen Group http://bit.ly/iotabrdn #analytics #Informix
Join
IBM and Intel for the event on Aug 17 to see how real-world #IoT solutions are built.
For more details visit- http://bit.ly/1SKN2P6
How
to install and configure #Informix
Warehouse Accelerator in under 5 mins? http://bit.ly/1gLlEEU #datawarehouse
Registrations
are open for the Premier Data and Analytics Conference- Insight 2015.
Register- https://ibm.biz/BdXYhU #ibminsight
T
- 1 hour to @cfregly Advanced Apache
Spark meetup, 501 2nd St #100, SF Zeppelin, Docker, Kafka, Streaming, Pizza. http://www.meetup.com/Advanced-Apache-Spark-Meetup/events/223763502/ …
jameskobielus retweeted
Declarative
Machine Learning at Scale. STC citizen Fred Reiss talks @amplab Weds 7/29 noon. https://amplab.cs.berkeley.edu/event/sysmldb-seminar-fred-reiss-ibm-systemml-declarative-machine-learning-at-scale-w-729-noon-465-soda/ …
jameskobielus retweeted
talking
to IBM about the big Spark commitment. it's v interesting to have the
information management folks finally get open source religion
jameskobielus retweeted
MongoDB-as-a-Service
in the safety of your own AWS account. Lock down access to your db using AWS
security groups - http://www.mongodirector.com
jameskobielus retweeted
"Spark
is the analytics operating system". well someone had to say it. #ibm
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I'm
not 100% in love with the term "seamless" in IT interop discussions.
The seams let you tailor fabric to a new fit without damage. Reuse!
Looking
forward to IBM Insight 2015 at end of October in Vegas. Two of my speaking proposals
were accepted. And much much more (work).
Turned
on channel 5 news this morning. Local film critic Kevin McCarthy receiving
guitar lesson from Meryl Streep during intervu. She's cool
Summer
isn't summer in high-tech. It's pre-autumn.
I
think of this part of summer not as the doldrums but the shallows. Wading in
the warmth only knee-deep. Mild current. Mostly ripples.
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
post: "Searching the Blur of Online Images" (http://ow.ly/QpBnv )
Anachronism
in "Mad Men" season 1 episode 3. 1960. Old buddy tells Don he's
visiting IBM in Armonk NY
Now
that it's history, I'm watching "Mad Men." I've actually never seen
it. Starting with season 1 episode 1, naturally.
CBS
Sunday Morning bit on the romance of stinky breath-robbing Cuban cancer
stogies. No thanks. Me gusta vivir.
Funny
to go to a car dealer Friday with wife, give salesperson my address, and see
them display my current Facebook photo (age 9) in profile
You
know you're getting old when more casual sentences begin with "at my
age" and "back in the day."
