Has
anybody done a study to examine the linkage between multitasking and
hypertension? Correlation, causation, no relation?
I
have trouble pronouncing "indefatigable." I get fatigued just trying
to say it.
Wash
Nationals' Max Scherzer throws his 2nd no-hitter of season & against the
Mets, dontcha know. Where was your good stuff when it counted?
"IBM's
Watson AI System Gets New Digs in San
Francisco " (http://ow.ly/SYC82 )
JK--SoMa (South of Market). Early 2016.
I'm
curious what percentage of what gets discussed in football huddles is strategy
and what percentage is cursing, grunting, and dirty jokes
Ahhhh....the
Saturday afternoon stretch....your mind can stretch without banging up against
work-week pressures.
My
issue with topic of whether tweets should be >140 chars is like my position
on selfie sticks. Sometimes constraints are good. Sharpeners
Must
say I’m loving Colbert on the Late Show. He’s back in the saddle again. The
Gene Autry of late night. Or not.
Perhaps
ancient Martian oceans are still there, but long ago sank into a
planet-circling aquifer. Perhaps they can be mined.
Experts
now say too much sitting and too much standing are bad for you. Apparently,
fidgeting restlessly is best. We nerds are taking over!
Likely
next Speaker of House essentially admits anti-Hillary Benghazi probe is politically motivated. Then
denies he said it. Weasel.
#ibminsight speaker
David Birmingham on trends, #IoT
& the worst job he's ever had @IBMChampions
http://bit.ly/1MDXAib
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Highlights from day three of Strata + Hadoop 2015" (http://ow.ly/SX3dg )
Extreme
Tech on IBM's carbon nanotube research breakthrough (http://ow.ly/SWSS4 )
4
surprising ways companies apply analytics to drive success http://bit.ly/1j5C7p2
Banks
Turn to 'Spark' Technology to Crunch Big Data http://bit.ly/1WC1FYM
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp I Love You More by
The Softies from It's Love JK--1995. Pretty & blissed out. A bit like Mazzy
Star.
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Weather analytics help insurers weather the fiercest storm" (http://ow.ly/SVRbC )
New
#IBM jk blog:
“Highlights from day two of Strata + Hadoop World 2015” http://www.ibmbigdatahub.com/blog/highlights-day-two-strata-hadoop-world-2015 …
http://ibm.co/1PQz3am
October
is always the most insanely busy period in the high-tech annual cycle.
Halloween's the least scary of its 31 days. Wish it were now.
Something
happened in culture about 20 years ago. People stopped letting other people
complete full sentences & stopped trying to form them
"Is
Twitter about to embrace the ‘slow content movement?’" (http://ow.ly/SU02b )
JK--You mean blogging? Or letting me finish a sentence?
The
antidote to conference keynote overload is standing in hallway outside the
auditorium as the throng files out. The slipstream refreshes
Cloud
services. They can be assembled and disassembled in no time. Composable and
compostable.
Chatted
with HP’s Chris Selland at the Wikibon shindig. He remembers me from his Yankee
Group days & my LCC wireless pre-analyst days. Wow!
Very
cool convo with Gregory Piatetsky at Wikibon event at #strataconf . I am a
huge fan and reader of his data science blogging community
New
#IBM jk blog:
“Highlights from day one of #Strataconf + #Hadoop World 2015 http://www.ibmbigdatahub.com/blog/highlights-day-one-strata-hadoop-world-2015 …
New
#IBM jk blog:
“Highlights from day one of #Strataconf + #Hadoop World 2015 ( http://www.ibmbigdatahub.com/blog/highlights-day-one-strata-hadoop-world-2015 …
http://ibm.co/1KStmFp )
High
Line is my new fave NYC park. Because it's not really a park. It's an elevated
sidewalk, a public catwalk, a neverending urbane parade
The
best way to engage the real world is to always have an inner sense for how
unreal it truly is.
"Three
Questions You Should Ask Hadoop Vendors at Strata" (http://ow.ly/SR4gd )
JK--Visit #IBM pedestal
at #Strataconf.
Ask us.
ODPi
news release: http://ow.ly/SR3Xn
"Hadoop
ODP moves under Linux Foundtn wing" (http://ow.ly/SR3Jb )
JK--ODPi. New members, technical progress & formal governance structure
"UN
adopts new Global Goals, charting sustainable development for people and planet
by 2030" (http://ow.ly/SR2Of ) JK--Truly global KPIs
"When
Do Viewers Commit to TV Shows? Netflix Reveals Data" (http://ow.ly/SR2uN )
JK--Ntwks'll base renew/cancel decisions on such algos
"Using
Big Data to Understand Human Condition: The Kavli HUMAN Project" (http://ow.ly/SR18G )
JK--Ambitious 20-year 5-boroughs NYC study
"Taking
Data Visualization From Eye Candy to Efficiency" (http://ow.ly/SR0QV )
JK--Cool discussion illustrated with visuals from NatGeo
"Big
Data Analytics Alters How We Study Human Genome" (http://ow.ly/SQYYg )
JK--Study how disease arises from "social character" of genes
FBI
public service announcement on dangers of IoT cybercrime. Article: http://ow.ly/SQYgu
PSA: http://ow.ly/SQYkN
"Cognitive
Computing, Artificial Intelligence Apps Have Big Future in the Enterprise " (http://ow.ly/SQXWd )
JK--Quotes James "Kobelius"
"If
You Weren't Born a Machine-Learning Company, Can You Become One?" (http://ow.ly/SQXvm )
JK--Didn't realize requires DNA test.
"Artificial
Intelligence Software Can Take (and Do Pretty Well on) the SATs" (http://ow.ly/SQX0V )
JK--But can't get a date to the prom.
Lunched
with lovely @JulieLangenkamp
at #Strataconf.
She asked what I'm listening to these days. Active Child sez I: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhcefJvSrDs …
Hack
the Weather: Meet the semifinalists at IBM Insight 2015 http://bit.ly/1jyh3az
Open
platforms and the value of sharing http://bit.ly/1jy2tzL
Cognitive
computing and analytics for smarter mobile applications http://bit.ly/1M1lBwY
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Oblivion by Grimes
from Visions JK--2012. Great percolating electronic pop song. Makes me want to
vibrate.
Want
to thank a few of my never-met-before IBM colleagues for becoming 3-dimensional
during conversations tonight at @strataconf.
A pleasure
Was
happy to respond 2 "didn't U used to be that analyst guy" approaches
during @strataconf hospitality
hour. Any lame chitchat pretext OK
Regarding
that disgustng YouTube "I used 2 hate pooping in public" ad. Does she
now enjoy dropping drawers & pinching loaf anywhere/anytime?
Slightly
unsettling when Facebook offers to translate MY OWN FACEBOOK PAGE. To what? A
postmodern dialect totally uninflected by geekish?
Hey
@jroy58 per our chit-chat today at @strataconf, here's a guitar duo of
Davey Graham & Bert Jansch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ8oU5j-sSY …
Avenue
of the Americas .
Americas
plural? So where does it become South America ?
South of 42nd St. ?
Few
things are as tempting as a fresh cup of unattended french fries. Just sayin'
#ibminsight among 7
Conferences Data Scientists Shouldn’t Miss: https://blog.rjmetrics.com/2015/09/29/the-7-conferences-data-scientists-wont-miss/#.VgrNGJOvlng.twitter …
#ibminsight among 7
Conferences Data Scientists Shouldn't Miss: https://blog.rjmetrics.com/2015/09/29/the-7-conferences-data-scientists-wont-miss/#.VgrNGJOvlng.twitter …
Trevor
Noah, Stephen Colbert, and James Corden all hit on the same joke premise: that
Mars has more water than California .
Far too obvious
OK,
here's my theory. NASA was paid off by producers o that new Matt Damon film to
conveniently "discover liquid water" on Mars. Yeah, right
Catching
the new Trevor Noah "Daily Show." He made me laugh twice in the first
30 seconds. Off to a good start, therefore.
Biz
trip begins as do they all: with me wondering if they coachd DCA auto-announce
voice-over lady to emphasize the nasal goody-2-shoes tone
One
of most mundane, yet horrifying, experiences is overhearing howling of a baby
in public place--& vicariously feeling Mom+Dad's distress
Turn
on classical music station, and it's "The Blue Danube." Equivalent to
classic rock station playing "Stairway to Heaven."
If
orange is the new black, doesn't that mess up the Halloween color scheme?
#TEDatIBM is quickly
approaching! Watch Live on Oct. 15th - Register for the livestream today! #tech http://ow.ly/SKpjG
New
#IBM jk blogpost:
"Weather data analytics: Helping retailers predict and meet customer
demand" (http://ow.ly/SKeYB )
"New
model" required to prep grads for college & career. @IBM @PathwaysInTech delivers. http://theatln.tc/1G6WaYD
via @TheAtlantic #IBMedu
"Why
Do Liberals Drink Lattes?" (http://ow.ly/SKa5A )
JK--Because they taste good. Next question?
Catch
me et al speaking @ "Big Data & Enterprise Architecture," Fri Nov
20, Crystal City Hyatt Regency, Arlington
VA
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp It's Time For Fun by
Goat JK--2015. Cool bit of trance-y chant-y electronica
Weren't
able to see the Supermoon. But we had the most amazing Supercloud! You should
have been here to see it.
Pope
comes, Pope goes, church doctrines stay largely unchanged.
Waiting
for “Austin City
LA
Fitness instructors always claim classroom thermostat controlled from California . Who runs th
joint: Jello Biafra? http://ow.ly/SISGM
Waiting
for LinkedIn to suggest "People You May Know, But Probably Don't, But Wish
You Did, So Let's Trick Them Into Thinking They Know You"
There
are far more original television programs being made now than ever. And I'm
watching far fewer. Saving the backlog for my old age.
Father
John Misty (in Velvet Underground style) covering Ryan Adams cover of Taylor
Swift's "Blank Space." Very meta: http://ow.ly/SII6c
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Yellow Pants &
Blue Suede Shoes by Little Miss Peggy from Bayou R&B Shuffle 2 JK--1957.
Long before she dated Kermit
TV
maintains no meaningful separation between news & entertainment. Every ntwk
runs marketing puff on their entertainmnt offerings as “news”
"10
Phrases That Kill Big Data Projects" (http://ow.ly/SHW2Z ) JK--Surprised
that "there's no budget" not among them.
