Jeb
Bush promises “adult conversations” in Washington.
No word on whether that will involve angry cursing & explicit sexual
content.
RIP
Ernie Banks. Hall of Fame infielder/slugger was steady performer for a team
that didn’t deserve him. Should rename Wrigley “Banks Field”
Johnny
Depp. At some point Hollywood producers will shun him as a high-overhead actor.
Chews the scenery as fast as they construct it.
It's
good that I came to data in mid-career. I was more than ready to unlearn what
I'd previously picked up. It already felt old. I felt new
Finally!
WSJ includes digital access within the scope of my print subscription. I
consume its news products avidly.
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Simulating customer cognition with or without neuroscience" (http://shar.es/1bzNBE )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Chateau Lobby #4 (in
C for Two Virgins) by Father John Misty from I Love You, Honeybear JK--2015.
That Tijuana
Brass?
Prognostication.
No, it's not how anteaters ingest & chew their food. But it's similar.
"Sentiment
Analysis..Tweets..Apple Live 2014: Going beyond positive & negative" (http://ow.ly/HPGZ8 )
JK--Word cloud goes beyond: cussing
"Innovation
of Tech (IoT) Explained" (http://ow.ly/HPFXt ) JK--Innovative
confusion technique: re-wording a well-accepted tech acronym
"Artificial-Intelligence
Experts 2 Explore Turing Test Triathlon" (http://ow.ly/HPEwS )
JK--Checking alternatvs to what Alan hath wrought
"The
Semantic Web: Moving Forward in 2015" (http://ow.ly/HPDvs )
JK--Update from the good folks at W3C.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Show Me by Mint
Royale JK--Lyrics here: http://ow.ly/HPBLk . Omits chorus lyric.
"Ja-boom ja-boom...sha la lee"?
"In-Memory
Databases Put “Action” in Actionabl Insights" (http://ow.ly/HPAcC )
JK--Wikibon puts #IBM
BLU Acceleration for #DB2
in context
"Population
Data as 3D Organic Structures" (http://ow.ly/HPzvb )
JK--Visualiz'n suggests blue&purple asteroids flattening major US cities
"A
world without statistics" (http://ow.ly/HPxCa ) JK--Don't see point of
this thought experimt. Why not imagine physics without gravity?
"Striking
parallels between math & sw eng" (http://ow.ly/HPvf7 )
JK--"Math is a design." I think of it as a quantitative pattern
grammar
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Cinnamon by The Long
Winters from When I Pretend to Fall JK--2003. Her skin is edible extract of
tropical tree bark?
"Analytics
o Things" (http://ow.ly/HPs8S ) JK--TDavenport on IoT
sensor-data patterns discoverable via adv anlytcs, ML, cognitive comptng
"The
Language of Data Visualization" (http://ow.ly/HPpVB )
JK--Fundamental principles for data-scientific narrative construction.
"What’s
Wrong with this Picture? The Art of Honest Visualizations" (http://ow.ly/HPpg9 )
JK--Cool illustration of how pictures can fib.
"How
to Create Effective Workspaces 4 Data Scientists" (http://ow.ly/HPo1l )
JK--Interesting discuss o “cognitive vs physical ergonomics"
"Understanding
Data Science as Service" (http://ow.ly/HPngW ) JK--Self-svc advanced
analytics on-demand in cloud, a la Watson Analytics
No,
Java, I just want to update you in my browser. For the trillionth time, I don't
want to make your stupid search page my default.
I'd
like that "Supersize Me" guy to do more projects on that theme. Next
up: 30 days of consuming nothing but Starbucks coffee & muffins
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
blog: "Detangling Herd Bias From Crowd Wisdom" (http://ow.ly/HOO0m )
This
wk #IBMDataMag
qhs: http://ow.ly/HOHcZ
http://ow.ly/HOHd0
http://ow.ly/HOHd1
http://ow.ly/HOHd2
http://ow.ly/HOHd3
Machine
learning? A cheatsheet for the working data scientist p1: http://ow.ly/HOGhl
p2: http://ow.ly/HOGhm
Friday #IBMDataMag
qh
Hey
football fetishists, please don’t squeeze ‘em. What would Mr. Whipple think?
Support
for spatial data in a PureScale environment has been added for app with
embedded spatial features. #db2
http://www.via-cc.at/1279r
DB2
PureScale cna be run in more virtualized deployment environments to accelerate
testing and QA or to accel... #db2
http://www.via-cc.at/8279n
Ability
for DB2 PureScale to leverage TCP/IP helps deliver HA and DR more cost
effectively for wider set of u... #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/6279e
Additional
options for using commodity network hardware. #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/22798
Not
only does this enable faster analytics against DB2, it also ensures continued
high throughput on row-base... #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/82793
Automatically
routes analytic queries to the appropriate shadow tables, which leverage IBM's
BLU in-memory te... #db2
http://www.via-cc.at/22791
@IBM_DB2Enables
DBAs to boost query speeds automatically without having to manually create,
manage and tune c... #db2
http://www.via-cc.at/4278w
Maintains
in-memory columnar "shadows" of row-based operational-data tables. #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/7278r
FP5
brings the mainframe fully into the in-memory revolution. And only IBM offers
that. #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/6277u
Load-and-go
simplicity on zLinux and Wndows reduces TCO and shortens time-to-value on DB2
deployments #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/9277l
Next-generation
in-memory computing with actionable compression & CPU acceleration: speed
with security! #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/42776
Application
interface enhancements: CLI drivers, .NET data server provider #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/0276j
Column-organized
tables enhancements. High-available disaster recovery. PureScale enhancements. #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/82764
Native
encryption on DB2 database server. Requires no app or schema changes.
Transparent, secure key mgmt bas... #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/4275r
Add-ons
in BLU Acceleraiton, Business Applcation Continuity, Encryption, Performance
Mgt #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/7275e
I'm
IBM's Big Data Evangelist. I'm also editor-in-chief of IBM Data magazine. And
I'm an IBM senior program d... #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/0273s
Prepping
for #DB2 crowdchat.
Great assortment of experts on DB2. I'll chip in my two cents. #db2 http://www.via-cc.at/9273m
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Everything in Its Right Place by
Radiohead from Kid A JK--2000. One might construe this sentiment in an OCD
context.
"America
bestselling cars/trucks built on lies: fake engine noise" (http://ow.ly/HL0Ci )
JK--Wrongheaded POV. Customer experience demands
#Hadoop-uber-alles?
Probably as mature as it’s going to get p1: http://ow.ly/HKVBc p2: http://ow.ly/HKVBd
Thurs #IBMDataMag
quickhit
"5
thoughts on industry analyst research & what it fails to answer" (http://ow.ly/HKNrr )
JK--Perhaps author needs to try his hand at it
RT
@DevOpsSummit: JP &James
listening 2 keynote @DevOpsSummit
Silicon Valley @JamesKobielus @JPMorgenthal @ThingsExpo
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Moaning Lisa Smile
by Wolf Alice from Creature Songs JK--2014. Cool raving noise chorus on this.
RT
@TheIoT #IoT Fogs Logs & Cogs
By @jameskobielus @ThingsExpo JK--Stay tuned. My blog
on this will post in early Feb http://ow.ly/HIJcM
RT
@Onalytica: @jameskobielus Hey congrats youre
16th in influencer analysis on #bigdata! (http://bit.ly/1yKRVU6 )
JK--Cool. Following most
Just
remarked to the wife that we're having "light flurries" outside. Then
realized the redundancy, a la "heavy blizzard."
Dropdown
e-forms fields. Speeding thru them ill-advised. I'm in "United States of America," not "United Kingdom" or "United Arab Emirates"
"
#BigData’s 10
Biggest Vision & Strategy Questions" (http://ow.ly/HHlTQ ) JK-- @Doug_Laney summarizes findings from
9-author Gartner rpt
"Patent
on data science methods, think twice" (http://ow.ly/HHl8i )
JK--Same arguments have been used against software patents in general
"Could
Drones Help #BigData
Reach The Sky?" (http://ow.ly/HHjWz ) JK--Lead paragraph
made me laugh.
Join
Us For Our Next #IBM DB2
CrowdChat tomorrow 1-2pm (EST): http://ow.ly/HHfbk
Data
scientist skillsets? Nipping statistical-model overfit in bud p1 http://ow.ly/HH3Ms
p2 http://ow.ly/HH3Mt
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Sugah Daddy by
D'Angelo from Black Messiah JK--2014. Good one from his latest. Jazzy number
with Dixieland swing.
"International
Business Machines' (IBM) Q4 2014 Results - Earnings Call Transcript" (http://ow.ly/HGTTq )
Email
tests mind-finger ability to target/zap stream of junk messages rapidly,
precision, in bulk. All those arcade-hours on Galaga paid off
RT
@jeweloree: Check out my @KEXP playlist analysis: http://wp.me/p2rqd7-b6 ,
compare taste o listners vs plays by DJs
Pop
Viz: What Music Matters Most to @KEXP,
Revisited http://wp.me/p2rqd7-b6
I’d
like to see Judge Judy replaced by the Susie Essman character from “Curb Your
Enthusiasm.” All obscene scolding is final!
RT
@Dataversity: Speakers @ #EDW15 all data rockstars
@SArdire @JamesKobielus @MattSanchez @GraemeSimsion... http://ow.ly/GWG8n
Hear
the latest: Informix transactional, cloud, embedded & hybrid capabilities
& transforming #IoT:
http://iiug2015.org
#IIUG Apr 26-30
2
days until the tech-talk about the IBM #IoT Foundation and
the role of #Informix.
Register- http://bit.ly/14oUmOU #InternetOfThings
Visit
the Expo Theater @IBMInterconnect to
learn about creating real-world #InternetOfThings solutions
http://ibm.co/1sA7DZS #IoT #Informix
How
does #security work
in #dashDB? The Chief
Security Architect for dashDB explains in this concise blog. http://Bit.ly/wrsecur
How
does #security work
in #dashDB? The Chief
Security Architect for dashDB explains in this concise blog. http://Bit.ly/wrsecur
What
is your hybrid #datawarehousing
strategy? #dashDB is
a great fit for 3 key use cases. Find out what they are. http://bit.ly/1AKKHhH
Jan
29: Join us as we take a deep dive into the architecture of #dashDB. Register today:
http://bit.ly/tt2015jan
New:
pureScale for everyone: Continuous availability benefits of pureScale available
in a new low cost DB2 offering http://bit.ly/1ukpHs2
What's
new with #ibmblu?
Windows and #zLinux
support, native data encryption and more! Blog: http://bit.ly/1ysJR7d @amit505 #db2
Join
our Crowdchat on Thursday to learn about new features of #DB2 and to ask your
questions: https://www.crowdchat.net/DB2
"Quick
look inside #IBM snazzy
new mainframe" (http://ow.ly/HEyzJ ) JK--Slideshow with
embedded video tour of the new z13 & zEnterprise
Curious
if New York City has ever contemplated changing
its formal name to "New York City."
Drafted
latest #IBMDataMag
column: "Black Swans, Sitting Ducks, and the Role of Geospatial Analytics
in Natural-Disaster Risk Mitigation"
Storage
optimiz8n? Tipping point where SSDs prevail grows blurrier p1: http://ow.ly/HDtqO
p2: http://ow.ly/HDtqP
Tues #IBMDataMag
qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Rock & Roll by
Velvet Underground JK--1970. Only Lou recording where he sounds sorta like a
"Wayne's
World" denizen.
"Why
Topological Data Analysis Works" (http://ow.ly/HDiwp )
JK--In-depth data science topic worth exploring further.
"Boston
Will Use Uber Data To Tackle Traffic Issues" (http://ow.ly/HDhwU )
JK--Anonymized. Traffic light timing, street planning, etc.
"Using
AI to Study Poker Is Really About Solving Some of the World’s Biggest
Problems" (http://ow.ly/HDgsA ) JK--Algorithmic game
theory
"AI
helps physicists predict dangerous solar flares" (http://ow.ly/HDeZc )
JK--Which could electrically zap the IT infra needed 2 predict
"DARPA-funded
research IDs sex traffickers with machine learning" (http://ow.ly/HDe5n )
JK--Analyze ad authors, extract subtle image info
"Evolutionary
apprches 2 #bigdata
problems" (http://ow.ly/HDcEv ) JK--MIT program:
comput8nal pop-based adaptation & genetic inheritance
"Cloud
Computing , #BigData
and Mobility in 2015" (http://ow.ly/HD9Q9 ) JK--Deep stack of
excellent observations from Ahmed Banafa.
"Everyday
Zen: On th road w/ Willie Nelson at 81" (http://ow.ly/HD7lA )
JK--Gr8 profile. Kinky Friedman calls him "hillbilly Dalai Lama"
“Every
sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no
trust.” ~Zig Ziglar
Zig
Ziglar. Late motiv8nl speaker's real name was "Hilary Hinton Ziglar."
Fortunately, parents decided against "Hilary Hodham Hinton Ziglar"
Whenever
somebody declares th new year "the year of [whatever]" I go into full
eyeroll mode. Yeah, OK. Gonna start giving months themes too?
"How
many #Hadoops do we
need?" (http://ow.ly/HCYfZ ) JK--Article seems to
misconstrue "Hadoop" as category label for "any big-data
plat"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp The Wind by Cat
Stevens from Tea for the Tillerman JK--1970. Yusuf was quite religious under
prior professional name
•#Innovation is more
than magic – it is the art and science of anticipating the future. @IBMIBV study: https://ibm.biz/InnovationMagic
"
#IBM Vision 2015" (http://ow.ly/HCNQC )
JK--May 17–20 Orlando
#IBMDataMag
Register: http://ow.ly/HCNQD before Apr 11 to save
US$300
"Webcast:
When Mobile and
Business-Critical Analytics Collide" (http://ow.ly/HCNin )
JK--Tues Jan 27, 11am EST #IBMDataMag
"
#BigData in a
Minute" (http://ow.ly/HCMT4 ) JK--Video: What Does
ROI Mean for Patient Care? with Kimberly Madia #IBMDataMag
"A
Big Draw: Freemium Edition Cloud-Delivered Analytics" (http://ow.ly/HCMq3 )
JK--Visit Watson Analytics website for details #IBMDataMag
"Introducing
z13 System Mainframes" (http://ow.ly/HCLNT ) JK--#IBM intros highly
powerful, vastly secure mainframe technology #IBMDataMag
"Implementing
a Private Cloud Strategy" (http://ow.ly/HCLq0 ) JK--Case study video:
credit union achieved significant savings #IBMDataMag
"Reading
the Tea Leaves for Mainframes" (http://ow.ly/HCL1x )
JK--Download #Forrester
report on why IBM z mainframes endure #IBMDataMag
"The
#BigData
Revolution" (http://ow.ly/HCKAA ) JK--Follow link to
pre-order book by Rob Thomas and Patrick McSharry #IBMDataMag
"Advanced
Automation for Optimizing Transaction Workflow" (http://ow.ly/HCJV1 )
JK--Jim Martin on #IBM
IMS Connect Extensions #IBMDataMag
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Let England Shake by
PJ Harvey from Let England Shake JK--2011. PJ sounds a bit Wiccan sorceress on
this great LP.
"Present
th Data Story Persuasively 2 Make th Point" (http://ow.ly/HCJhR )
JK--Fern Halper on concise clear data storytelling #IBMDataMag
"What
Is the Basis of Data Value?" (http://ow.ly/HCJ1o )
JK--Paula Wiles Sigmon on value of data refinement & #IBMDataWorks #IBMDataMag
Bob
Dylan "All I Really Wanna Do" (http://ow.ly/HBpSB )
JK--1964. Live. Newport.
They intro him in the most pretentious manner possible.
RT
@IBMAnalytics: Saying that
everybody is now a #DataScientist
troubles @jameskobielus http://shar.es/1bs2z9
JK--"Troubles"? Nahhh. Amuses
Want
to thank Michael Schrage for sending me his new book on biz experimentation.
Will read. We've met exactly once. 1987. 20th & M NW. ICIT
RT
@HistoryInPix: Shields brothers.
Texas giants.
Literally. All over 7 feet tall
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Me and My Arrow by
Harry Nilsson JK--1971. 2 points if you remember the anim8td made4TV movie this
from ("The Point")
Drafted
new #IBM jk #Dataversity blog:
"The Challenge of Data-Driven Security in the Petabyte Era"
Drafted
latest #IBM jk blog:
"Simulating Customer Cognition With or Without Neuroscience"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Jolene by Dolly
Parton from The Best of Dolly Parton JK--1973. Happy 69th birthday to the buxom
songwriter/warbler
"NYC
Students Spark Innovative Ideas to Improve Higher Ed, City Svcs Using #IBM #Watson" (http://ow.ly/HzHfi )
JK--CUNY contest winners
"Top
keynotes at Strata Conference and Strata + #Hadoop World 2014"
(http://ow.ly/HzGg3 )
JK--Links to the video playbacks.
"Crowdfunding
propels scientifc research" (http://ow.ly/HzAyk ) JK--Love
phrase "panda science": "projects w/gimmicky mass-market
appeal"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Mr. Face by Ty
Segall from Mr. Face EP JK--2015. Good one. Latest from this incredibly
prolific musician.
Data
journalism? The data science behind spotting media bias p1: http://ow.ly/Hzoak
p2: http://ow.ly/Hzoal
Mon #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
Apache
NiFi (incubating): scalable directed graphs of data routing, transformation,
and system mediation logic ( http://ow.ly/Hz6h3
"Facebook
open sources tools for bigger, faster deep learning models" (http://ow.ly/Hz4yg )
JK--Algo libraries optimized 4 Nvidia GPUs
"Google
tries to reset Glass embarrassment with cooler wearable" (http://ow.ly/HyVRz )
JK--Shows limits of Silicon Valley hipness
hype.
"
#IBM says cognitive
vehicls commonplace by 2025; fully autonomous cars not" (http://ow.ly/HyUDc )
JK--IBV study: http://ow.ly/HyUDd
"NASCAR's
Kurt Busch Testifies That Ex-Girlfriend Is Assassin" (http://ow.ly/HyRoQ )
JK--I assume Hollywood
already optioned movie rights
"Historic
Dawn Wall climb in seven lovely images" (http://ow.ly/HyQtr )
JK--Disappointed. Thought it was 7 images of lovely Dawn Wells.
Whenevr
some1 says industry "at crossroads," cant help thinking Robert
Johnson desperate. Down on knees trying to flag a ride? Sinking down?
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Rock Steady by
Aretha Franklin from The Best of Aretha Franklin JK--1972. "Let's call
this song exactly what it is!"
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Gangsters by The
Specials from Th Singles Collection JK--1979. Ska-punk wave was short-lived but
produced great songs
Watched
“Begin Again” starring Keira Knightley & Mark Scruffulo...I mean Ruffalo.
Enjoyable music industry tale set in NYC. Good songs.
Watched
“Guardians of the Galaxy” on DVD. Chris Pratt seems to be building a respectable,
curious career as a leading action-adventure wuss.
Great.
Everybody in creation tweeting love for my IoT Expo topic this coming June. Now
for the minor detail of me getting thoughts straight
