Thinking
of coining a new slogan: "work smarder, not harter." Those who sense
that something is amiss are obviously paying attention.
This
is a "drink as much beer at home as you want, you ain't goin'
nowhere" Sunday if there ever was one. Freezing rain!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Knee Deep at the NPL
by Camera Obscura from Underachievers Please Try Harder JK--2003. Romance in a
blizzard.
Switched
off th TV rather than watch Red Bull "Frozen Rush" event with big
bruising trucks racing down snowy slopes. Don't sully the purity!
Reading
equities analysts' anxious back-and-forth on why their positions in
this-or-that tech vendor will pay off or must be abandoned ASAP
On
Tuesday night, I perform at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland (meeting room). On
Thurs, Ariana Grande does. I can't compete with that.
Have
shifted our yoga class to Saturday noon, now that ViVi is teaching at LA
Fitness Springfield. She's funny, & calmly coaches awareness.
"W/help
from H. Hughes, scientists push limits o mortality" (http://ow.ly/JN7nU )
JK--With help from Hughes' OCD (http://ow.ly/JN7x3 )
One
of my favorite vicarious winter experiences is to watch downhill skiing and
snowboarding on TV.
Winter’s
challenge: delightfully treacherous mixes o precip in all forms: frozen, nearly
frozen & unsure when/whether 2 execute phase-change
Wow!
A man in public listening to music on a compact disc! Will wonders never
cease?!
My
bro & I saw Nimoy live on stage in “Equus.” He was good in that too. A very
skilled actor who also embodied an iconic TV character well.
Bought
& downloaded The Raincoats’ 1983 album “Moving.” I briefly binged on a
loaner vinyl of it 32 years ago. The beauty stuck with me.
RIP
Leonard Nimoy. Actor achieved a certain equipoise of levity and gravity.
"Crapware."
Term makes me squeamish. Suggests it's all streaked with skid marks.
I'm
starting to see white, gold, blue, & black llamas. And they're wrapped in a
multicolored Shroud of Turin. Pulling a wagon w/Alan Turing
Fogs,
logs and cogs: The newer, bigger shape of big data in the Internet of Things http://bit.ly/1BGFZnJ
Would
you like streaming analytics with your Hadoop? http://bit.ly/1AR52Rq
This
wk #IBMDataMag
qhs: http://ow.ly/JIGrm
http://ow.ly/JIGqA
http://ow.ly/JIGs9
http://ow.ly/JIGrm
http://ow.ly/JIGqA
Somebody
thanked me th other day for blog they found useful. Why'd I write on that
particular topic, they askd. I just read&think, I replied
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
blog: "Using Analytics To Pinpoint Medicine With Precision" (http://ow.ly/JIBWn )
“There
is freedom within, there is freedom without, try to catch the deluge in a paper
cup.” --Neil Finn
Drafted
next #IBMDataMag
column: "How to Game the Turing Test"
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Fogs, logs and cogs: The newer, bigger shape of big data in the Internet
of Things" (http://ow.ly/JHdpH )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Game That I Play by
Jessica Pratt from On Your Own Love Again JK--2015. You'll lose yourself in her
cloud-like songs
RT
@mmfay: #IBM will continue on
high-value innovation http://www.thestreet.com/story/13059617/1/ibm-is-aiming-for-40-billion-of-revenue-from-five-growth-areas.html …
via @TheStreet
RT
@IBM_NEWS: RT @coastw: Ginni Rometty kicks off IBM's
2015 Investor Briefing in NYC: http://tinyurl.com/pycno3u @IBM
Peter
Greulich shares how @IBM’s strategy built
a business that would last @pgreulich
http://bit.ly/1IU5iGh
@IBM_NEWS #ibminsight
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Into The Black by
Chromatics from Kill For Love JK--2012. Reminds me. Why'd Neil Young never do a
Sex Pistols cover?
"Tempest
in a teapot"? How antiquated! Perhaps "kerfuffle in a K-cup" is
more in tune with the times.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Hardin Wouldn't Run
(mono) by Johnny Cash from Love, God, Murder (disc 3: Murder) JK--2000. Cool
folk ballad.
"Orwell."
My hunch is that Eric Blair condensed "Orson Welles" into nom de
plume. Big Brother is media-mad plutocrat sequestered in Xanadu.
"FCC’s
Orwellian Internet policy" (http://ow.ly/JFVhe )
JK--Opinion piece is seriously overblown. Definition quibble. No Big Brother
here
"DARPA
wants adv sensors 2 watch over growing hotspot: The Artic" (http://ow.ly/JFUEc )
JK--Sensors should monitor misspellings of Arctic
OK,
LinkedIn, enough with the "check out so-and-so's new skill" jazz.
Unless they can use that skill to make ME money, I'm not interested.
It's
a bit silly when people from non-snowy states comment on living with snow as if
it were the same as the plague. Something to flee.
Internet
of Things? Defining the unified IoT data model p1: http://ow.ly/JFSTU
p2: http://ow.ly/JFSVm
Thurs #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
"Live
from #IBM InterConnect:
DevOps meets Data Science" (http://ow.ly/JDJya )
JK--Great report on session on DevOps analytics
DevOps.
No, it's not Devo's road crew.
If
cleanliness is next to godliness, should we be praying in the shower?
"Doctors
store 1,600 digital hearts for #bigdata study" (http://ow.ly/JDG3t )
JK--Explore complex links between genetics & cardiovascular
"Internet
of Things goes extraterrestrial" (http://ow.ly/JDFgv )
JK--Makes perfect sense as evolution of satellite-based remote sensing
"WhiteHouse
officially names 1st U.S.
chief data scientist" (http://ow.ly/JDC6H ) JK--Will play key role
in precision-medicine initiative
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Death of a Disco
Dancer by The Smiths from Strangeways, Here We Come JK--1987. Not clear if this
was coma girlfriend
"Applied
artificial intelligence: Mythological to neuroanatomical" (http://ow.ly/JDAAB )
JK--Cool overview of hardware innovations.
"4
ways healthcare putting artificial intelligence, machine learning to use"
(http://ow.ly/JDzUK )
JK--Watson throughout this discussion
"Processing
frameworks for #Hadoop
" (http://ow.ly/JDv0R ) JK--Comprehensive,
beautifully categorized overview of the space.
"Big
data digest: The backlash begins" (http://ow.ly/JDtNs ) JK--Oh
really? Lashes--back and front--have been whipping at it from day one
"Man-made
DNA can now store data for millions of years" (http://ow.ly/JDrji )
JK--Suggests "Planet of the #BigData Apes"
future dystopia
"Face
Detection Algo Set to Revolutionize Image Search" (http://ow.ly/JDpQ1 )
JK--Spot faces from any angle, even when partially occluded
Catch
me at the Cavaliers/Celtics game in Cleveland
next Tuesday. I'll be rooting for LeBron...and #IBM. I'll be speaking
nearby earlier.
Addressing
data storage challenges with a new family of solutions http://bit.ly/1AKaDcd
It's
time to invite data scientists to the board room http://bit.ly/1AKazt2
"Raised
the bar"? Don't tell me whether you've set it higher. Just tell me whether
you've perfected your own Fosbury Flop to clear it.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Afterglow by Jose
Gonzalez from Vestiges & Claws JK--2015. Another steadily deepening
rumination vibe from the Swede.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp I Love You,
Honeybear by Father John Misty from I Love You, Honeybear JK--2015. Tillman's
2nd LP is as gr8 as debut!
"
#IBM & Juniper
Partner 2 Build Smarter Nets w/Predictive Analytics" (http://ow.ly/JDeSH )
JK--Focus: mobile, IoT, router internetwks
"
#IBM Helps Ents Accel
Mobile Strats w/New MobileFirst Platf" (http://ow.ly/JDeaz )
JK--Improve, secure, contxtlze, persnlz, data-enrich
"
#IBM & CSC Expand
Prtnrshp ...Dev & Modernize Apps to IBM Cloud" (http://ow.ly/JDdOl )
JK--Extending Bluemix to CSC developer ecosys
"
#IBM Continues Expansion
of Global Cloud Centers ..." (http://ow.ly/JDdBK )
JK--New facilities: Australia ,
Canada , India , Italy , etc
"
#IBM Cloud Makes Hybrid.."
(http://ow.ly/JDcTx )
JK--Enterprise Containers, Watson Personality Insights, API Harmony, Bluemix
Local etc
"Another
Reason Natural Logarithms Are Natural" (http://ow.ly/JDcii )
JK--Still not sure. Are they organic, sustainable, & biodegradable?
Skipping
past the lists of "10 articles everybody must read." Ummm, no. If I
craved a mandatory-reading syllabus, I'd go back to college
What's
weird about tomorrow's legalization of pot in DC is that congress didnt nip it
in the bud. Perhaps that's th part they plan to bogart
#BigData in the cloud?
The all-consuming future of cloud analytics p1: http://ow.ly/JD8pS p2: http://ow.ly/JD8qP
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Ticket to Ride by
The Beatles from Help! JK--1965. Love Ringo's rolling drum pattern on this,
plus his variations.
RT
@kexpplaylist Strange Melody by
Jessica Pratt from Live on #KEXP
JK--2015. Gossamer, bewitching, spare, open-ended melodic exploration
Going
to test proposition that I'm a big-data "rockstar." Putting rider
clause in my speaking engagements: no brown M&Ms! Let's just see.
"Explicit
adult content"? That mean it's produced by people of legal age who dont
mince words but come right out & say what's on their mind?
"Analytics
Embedded in Cloud" (http://ow.ly/JBgYj ) JK--Aberdeen study @MidmarketIBM #analytics #bigdata #NewWayToWork #MSP #CSP
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Hold On Hold On by
Neko Case from Fox Confessor Brings the Flood JK--2006. A blood-stirring vocal
performance.
"InfoSphere
Guardium Tech Talk: Recent Guardium Enhancements" (http://ow.ly/JzQmz )
JK--Tues March 24 11:30am Eastern #IBMDataMag
"
#IBM Achieves Top
Rankings in MDM for Customer Experience" (http://ow.ly/JzQ04 )
JK--Gartner report: critical MDM capabs #IBMDataMag
"Keep
or Delete?" (http://ow.ly/JzPw6 ) JK--IBM Infographic:
Strike a balance between the big and the good, data-wise #IBMDataMag
"6
Steps to Balance #BigData
& Info Lifecycle Govrnance" (http://ow.ly/JzO5k )
JK--Whitepaper: downld http://ow.ly/JzO5l #IBMDataMag
"Linking
Governance and #BigData
Analytics Outcomes" (http://ow.ly/JzNlW ) JK--Whitepaper:
governance of unstructured data #IBMDataMag
"Energized
Enterprise Decision Making" (http://ow.ly/JzN31 )
JK--IBM's recently announced IBM Insights Foundation for Energy #IBMDataMag
"Extracting
Information By the Numbers" (http://ow.ly/JzMvM )
JK--Jacques Roy on using text analytics on numerical data #IBMDataMag
"Ingesting
Data in the Data Value Chain" (http://ow.ly/JzM9H )
JK--Edd Dumbill on repeatable data-ingestion processes. #IBMDataMag
"Time-Saving
Data Refining Just for App Developrs" (http://ow.ly/JzLL4 )
JK--Paula Wiles Sigmon on API access to refined data #IBMDataMag
Eerily
robot-sounding Bill Gates deems artificial intelligence “not a threat to
humanity” http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/02/24/eerily-robot-sounding-bill-gates-deems-artificial-intelligence-not-threat …
"10
products you could only find at RadioShack" (http://ow.ly/Jzx9t )
JK--It never shook that faded "battery of the month club" aura
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Surface Envy by
Sleater-Kinney from No Cities To Love JK--2015. Superb return by the power
trio.
Cognitive
computing? Artificial intelligence in the era of #bigdata (http://ow.ly/JzqWr )
Tuesday #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Citizen Zombie by
The Pop Group JK--2015. If this Bristol-bsd group can tour US after 35 years, y
not Cardiff 's
YMG?
Sitting
still is the most calming yoga of all. Sitting that stills every fiber of your
being and of the world surrounding.
Squeezing
my head back into my work schedule now that we're back from my son's wedding.
Breathing deeply.
New
#IBM jk #Dataversity
column: "Networks Are Becoming Self-Aware and Self-Defending" (http://ow.ly/JvQYM )
Big
data: Think Smarter, not bigger http://bit.ly/1BddhdZ
Watson
Analytics: The New Talent in HR http://bit.ly/1Bdd36K
Here's
a thought - push analytic processing to the data! Learn best practices for
fast, simple data warehousing http://bit.ly/1B7WHeK
#PureData webcast
March 24! Leverage the power of analytics with the extended #datawarehouse #XDW. Don't miss it! http://bit.ly/17NY1aH
#Informix
Chat-with-the-Lab on Feb 26th- "REST API: Enabling Driverless access to
multiple data types" http://bit.ly/1vIQfUy #json
How
ready is your business for the Internet Of Things? Coming soon to Mexico City - http://bit.ly/iotMexico
#IoT #InternetOfThings
#m2m
Looking
for the latest about #Informix
& #IoT? Look no
further than the @IIUG 2015 event! http://ibm.co/IIUG2015
http://ow.ly/i/8w7YH
Join
us for the next #DB2
Tech Talk - Overview of DB2’s native encryption capabilities: http://bit.ly/tt2015feb
See
how Hong Kong broadcasting giant TVB uses #IBMBLU with #IBMPower and #Cognos to understand
viewer sentiment: http://bit.ly/1JnOZBE
BLU
Acceleration clients gain benefits from an in-memory database to meet business
goals: http://bit.ly/bluclients #ibmblu #db2
"It's
a Big Data Revolution": Meet author @robdthomas at #IBMInterConnect:
http://ibm.co/1z79RXg #wiley #bigdata
"An
Unexpected Evening with Big Data & Analytics,” on Monday 2/23 with @BethTSmith, at #IBMInterConnect
http://ibm.co/1AatiPy
Learn
to develop #IoT apps
using #Informix
Hybrid #Database at
the Hands-on lab at #IBMInterConnect
http://ibm.co/1tjz9AJ
#InternetOfThings
Is
your passion #data and #analytics? Find out
what #IBMInterConnect
has in store for you: http://bit.ly/DataInterConnect …
"
#IBM Unveils Next
Generation Flash Storage Solutions" (http://ow.ly/Jv98D )
JK--FlashSystem V9000 & 900 arrays, with IBM FlashCore tech