RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Don't Wanna Fight by
Alabama Shakes from Sound & Color JK--2015. Brand new. That is SO GOOD.
Crunchy R&B!!!
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Heart of Glass by
Blondie from Parallel Lines JK--Live, Debbie would turn, showing her behind on
"love's gone behind"
Snowmelt
Saturday in NoVA. Parking lots are crowded because people need to get out but
many spaces still occupied by ginormous dirty piles
Post-winter
storm parking lots. Obstacle course for pedestrian. Not just snow piles but
grime that covers every car U might brush up against
Not
sure what’s worse this year: winter weather or winter whiners.
My
LinkedIn Pulse blog today on IoT data modeling is proving to be a smash hit. Go
figure. I thought its geekiness limited its appeal.
Calling
all #PureData
clients, which tools are important? Give us input so we can prioritize cert
efforts. #enzee http://svy.mk/1Dpn9Pv
Learn
from your peers about #Informix
& #IoT by attending
the @IIUG 2015 event! http://ibm.co/IIUG2015
http://ow.ly/i/8w7YH
Improve
reporting speed for thousands of users. See how Knorr-Bremse used #ibmblu to do just that:
http://bit.ly/knorbrem
#manufacturing
Knorr-Bremse
uses #ibmblu! 4 TB
data/day, thousands of users, 60 #SAP systems with reports
in 30 seconds! Listen: http://bit.ly/knorbrem
Get
smart about data science http://bit.ly/1G7JAsx
You
Shared, We Voted, and the First Watson Analytics Marketoon was Born http://bit.ly/1G7JwZS
"10
types of regressions. Which one to use?" (http://ow.ly/K0ZXw )
JK--Vincent Granville crisply discusses an otherwise confusing topic.
"Introducing
Flink Streaming" (http://ow.ly/K0YHo ) jK--New real-time
stream processing feature in nouveau #bigdata analytics exec
frmewk
"The
Architecture of a Data Visualization" (http://ow.ly/K0XEF )
JK--"Multilayered Storytelling through Info-spatial Compositions"
"Comparing
supervised learning algorithms" (http://ow.ly/K0Vp4 )
JK--Hey data scientists take note of that very useful comparison table
"Future
of Public Space Analytics" (http://ow.ly/K0UOq )
JK--Exceptionally great discussion directly relevant to civic Internet of Things
"Why
Women Make Great Data Scientists" (http://ow.ly/K0Tse )
JK--Please no gender generalizations. Every person has strengths/weaknesses
"Elemental
Path Announces CogniToys" (http://ow.ly/K0SbE ) JK--1st toys powered
by #IBM #Watson, offering
interactive, personalized play
"Dark
Web: anarchy, law, freedom & anonymity" (http://ow.ly/K0RrG )
JK--Good discussion of big-data analytics on it for risk mitigation
"How
enterprises can use artificial intelligence" (http://ow.ly/K0Ra7 )
JK--Article nicely discusses how some ARE USING it now.
"The
Conscious Web" (http://ow.ly/K0OFF ) JK--"Teilhard
called it the 'nooshphere'"? No. That's simply how he pronounced it when
drunk.
Gimme
a break re "end o civilization as we know it." Civilization as we
know it is always ending. There's always a new page we dont yet know
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Carolyn's Fingers by
Cocteau Twins from Blue Bell Knoll JK--1988. A true Cocteaus fan actually knows
the song names.
"No,
AI Won’t Kill Us All" (http://ow.ly/K0KS0 ) JK--Oh, that's right.
Elon Musk is also warning us while he's undoubtedly wielding it
Dear
Billionaires Who Earned It Primarily from Tech: Please spare us the
later-in-life apocalyptic freak-outs about techno-armageddon.
"CMU
& IBM Launch First Cloud-Based Analytics Partnership 4 Smarter
Buildings" (http://ow.ly/K0Hwh ) JK--Using new #IBM Building Mgt Ctr
"Recent
performance improvemts in Apache Spark" (http://ow.ly/K0H6I )
JK--Article has interesting overview o programmng languages 4 Spark
"Near
real-time queries produce more credible results for #bigdata users" (http://ow.ly/K0GIM )
JK--A pause makes user doubt response
"Gartner
Advanced Analytics Quadrant 2015: Gainers, Losers" (http://ow.ly/K0GpZ )
JK-- #IBM remains among
the industry leaders.
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
blog: "Defining the Unified Data Model for the Internet of Things" (http://ow.ly/K0Bj2 )
This
wk #IBMDataMag
qhs: http://ow.ly/K0Apo
http://ow.ly/K0Apo
http://ow.ly/K0Asg
http://ow.ly/K0Ark
http://ow.ly/K0Asg
Decision
scientists? Sensor-driven wearable data in cust-engagmt loop p1 http://ow.ly/K0zLM
p2 http://ow.ly/K0zNn
Fri #IBMDataMag
qh
"Too
much human faeces on Mount Everest, sez Nepal" (http://ow.ly/JZSEt )
JK--So it's official. The world's highest point is full of sh*t
Glad
it snowed throughout the work day, so I could at least get post-work shoveling
exercise in lieu of club exercise I didn't dare drive to
"Exhibit
devotd 2 all things Bjork is too much" (http://ow.ly/JZPGt )
JK--Gr8 opening sentence: "If Bjork isnt pretentious, then who is?"
"NKorea
Calls Knife Attack on US Ambassador 'Punishment'" (http://ow.ly/JZOhW )
JK--State-sponsord violent assault on ambssdr? Act of war
A
day of hoisting heavy loads overhead. My head is back to normal. For me, normal
is listening to music, not straining to concentrate.
Scaling
back the quick-hits to 4 a week: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Need to
keep this manageable re my workloads.
"IBM
Acquires AlchemyAPI, Enhancing Watson’s Deep Learning Capabs" (http://ow.ly/JYpq0 )
JK--40,000 develprs have innovated on AlchemyAPI
"SoftLayer
to Offer OpenPOWER Servers to Help Clients Better Manage Workloads in
Cloud" (http://ow.ly/JYoIR ) JK--"Bare
metal" as a svc
The
Race to Probe the Twittersphere http://bit.ly/1EpTlnn
Machine
learning? GPU-powered deep-learning algorithmic accel p1: http://ow.ly/JXY9z
p2: http://ow.ly/JXYbQ
Thurs #IBMDataMag
qh
Waiting
for 4-8 inches snow to start piling up, per overnight forecast. Just hunkering
down, working, expecting post-work work of shoveling
What's
with th "it is a great honor to request your presence at..."? Anybody
can try to grab a piece of my time. You'd B honored if I accept
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Oh
gosh, that's right. I am totally behind on wishing every single one of my
Facebook friends happy birthdays. What is the matter with me?
Storage
optimization? Analytic-driven intel in hybrid storage fabric p1 http://ow.ly/JUzKI
p2 http://ow.ly/JUzLQ
Wed #IBMDataMag
qh
Level-setting
#bigdata concepts
apples-to-apples means I'm often concurrently juggling concentric apples,
oranges, pomegranates & coconuts
Having
grown up outside Detroit gives me a perfect reference frame for sizing up
Cleveland. They and Buffalo are cousin cities. Erie-strewn.
Absolutely
no chance of the Cuyahoga catching fire on this soggy winter day. The Cavs,
however, burned th Celts like an industrial blowtorch
Cleveland's
got a good downtown stadium/arena district. The Cavs know how to orchestrate a
sporting event for maximum entertainment value.
New
#IBM jk #InfoWorld column:
" #Hadoop is
probably as mature as it's going to get" (http://ow.ly/JU0sC )
What
do Led Zeppelin and your baby have in common? http://bit.ly/1FRsxuA
You
Shared, We Voted, and the First Watson Analytics Marketoon was Born http://bit.ly/1FRssqO
"CeBIT
Global Conference" (http://ow.ly/JRYZo ) JK--March 16–20 in Hanover,
Germany Register http://ow.ly/JRZcm #IBMDataMag
"DB2
Symposium: Advancing DB2 for Linux, UNIX, & Windows Skills" (http://ow.ly/JRYMM )
JK--9-unit, webinar-format this month #IBMDataMag
"The
#BigData
Revolution" (http://ow.ly/JRYAu ) JK--Storytelling
approach to gain inspiration for big data revolution #IBMDataMag
"Enhancing
#Hadoop with Powerful
Enterprise-Grade Capabilities" (http://ow.ly/JRYmW )
JK--Whitepaper: BigInsights Linux Sys z #IBMDataMag
"Automating
Distributed Computing Resources" (http://ow.ly/JRY91 )
JK--Whitepaper: Apply autonomics to modernize DB2 for z/OS #IBMDataMag
"
#BigData Projects
and Return on Investment" (http://ow.ly/JRXXc ) JK--Wikibon Project
analysis report #IBMDataMag
"Putting
the Action into Actionable Insights" (http://ow.ly/JRXIV )
JK--Download Wikibon analysis report #IBMDataMag
"What
Is a Data Warehouse After All?" (http://ow.ly/JRXch )
JK--David Birmingham on adaptive DW architectures #IBMDataMag
"Living
in the Mobile Moment" (http://ow.ly/JRWWA ) JK--Erik Burckart on
mobility & contextual data for rich experience #IBMDataMag
#Hadoop uber-alles? Open
source Hadoop has found its commercial sweet spot (http://ow.ly/JRPWJ )
Tuesday #IBMDataMag
quick-hit
Is
Victoria's Secret using cryptography to keep it that way? Regardless, she's not
making much of an attempt at cloaking it.
How
catchphrases, keywords can be engineered to trick humans into thinking they’re
engaging with a http://ibm.co/1DL2Oo1 by James Kobielus
Why
gaming a #Turingtest
is challenging considering #intelligence is
gained through experience http://ibm.co/1DL2Oo1 by James Kobielus
A
#Turingtest may
mimic #humanintelligence,
but #intelligence
is acquired through life experiences http://ibm.co/1DL2Oo1
by James Kobielus
Drafted
next #IBM jk blog:
"Defining the Unified Data Model for the Internet of Things"
Drafted
latest #ITKnowledgeExchange
column: "Spark and Its Growing Pains"
Drafted
latest #Infoworld
column: "The All-Consuming Future Of Cloud Analytics"
"AVG
unveils invisibility glasses to defend against facial recognition" (http://ow.ly/JPhXc )
JK--And imply wearer is "up to something"
Catch
my #Dataversity
Smart Data webinar: "Cognitive Computing in the Mobile App Economy"
Thurs Mar 12 2pm EST. Reg: http://ow.ly/JPfC6
"
#IBM Delivers Record
Performance to Cloud, Mobile and Web App Developers" (http://ow.ly/JP1g2 )
JK--SPECjEnterprise2010 benchmarks
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Bored In the USA by
Father John Misty from I Love You, Honeybear JK--2015. Spliced-in
laughtrack/audience are spooky
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Perfect Day by Lou
Reed from Transformer JK--1972. Perfect example of placid aggression in fairly
creepy lyric/vibe.
#BigData vision?
Something singular may or may not this way come p1: http://ow.ly/JOHDA
p2: http://ow.ly/JOHFQ
Mon #IBMDataMag
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