Enjoying
the summerlike languor, though it’s mid-May. A Saturday afternoon nap is not
out of the question.
Bon
Iver "Blood Bank" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-BZ0D92mtU …)
JK--Surprised to see Taylor Swift cites this as a song that deeply influenced
her.
Glad
for the weekend. Idle time is like a pillow into which the waking dream sinks
deep.
Corporate
branding. Where the name of the game is the game of the name.
You
just know it's going to happen. Somebody's going to remake Hitchcock's
"The Birds" as "The Drones."
"Researchers
design robot to help with physical therapy" (http://ow.ly/N0NC6 )
JK--Neuromuscular exoskeleton as therapeutic prosthetic
"The
AI ecosystem" (http://ow.ly/N0MHN ) JK--Nice high-level
breakdown: heart of what we now call cognitive computing over big data
"NKorean
Defense Minister Executed by Antiaircraft Fire, South Says" (http://ow.ly/N0Ggq )
JK--He'd tried to up up & away Superman-style
Dueling
headlines: #Hadoop
adoption is either "accelerating" (http://ow.ly/N0FQE ) or
"slow" (http://ow.ly/N0FWZ ). What the...?
We've
pumped out quite a lot of quality big-data analytics content this week through #IBM BD&A Hub. Check it
out: http://www.ibmbigdatahub.com/
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@kexpplaylist #kexp Hard Row by The
Black Keys from Thickfreakness JK--2003. One o their great gritty growling
early blues-rock crunchers
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp The Helicopter Spies
by Swell Maps from Jane From Occupied Europe JK--1980. Rough-hewn Rough Trade UK originals.
RIP
BB King. Blues legend with brilliant guitar fingering style and unmistakeable
voice both gruff and tender.
It
is not difficult to create visualized #data : Simple steps that
outline possible setups http://ibm.co/1JcSCsi #Analytics #BigData
#Visualization :
The key to comprehending any piece of #bigdata to make it
look as easy to understand http://ibm.co/1JcSCsi #Analytics
Organizations
see #ApacheSpark
as platform to complement their investments:Join #CrowdChat to know
how http://ibm.co/1H3BxfJ #SparkInsight
Everything
you need at know about #Spark
: Join our #CrowdChat
on May 21 at 11 ET http://ibm.co/1H3BxfJ #Hadoop #SparkInsight #ApacheSpark
Join
the #Crowdchat on
May 21 at 11 ET to know all about #Spark http://ibm.co/1H3BxfJ
#Hadoop #SparkInsight #ApacheSpark #Bigdata #Apache
What
is #Spark? http://ibm.co/1H3BxfJ
#Hadoop #Apachehadoop #datascience #Bigdata #CROWDCHAT #Apache #SparkInsight #Analytics
The
CEO of #IBM just made a
jaw-dropping prediction about the future of artificial intelligence http://read.bi/1JcVl53
via @BI_Science
jameskobielus retweeted
How
financial advisors can connect with investors http://dy.si/dxscR
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@kexpplaylist #kexp Drama by 79rs Gang
from Fire On The Bayou JK--2015. Very cool+distinctive. Fast linear spicy
NOLA/Caribbean urban rap
This
week's #IBM quick-hits: http://ow.ly/MZnTT
http://ow.ly/MZnVL
http://ow.ly/MZnYx
http://ow.ly/MZo0y
ML?
Pivotal role o dimensionality reduction in making stat sense o our world p1 http://ow.ly/MZn1A
p2 http://ow.ly/MZn2D
Fri #IBM qh
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@kexpplaylist #kexp Drone by Chastity
Belt from Time To Go Home JK--2015. Simple but captivating drone of voice over
repeating chords
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Gut Feeling / (Slap
Your Mammy) by Devo from Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo JK--1978. Gr8 rockr
from the Spudboys
"Your
Poop Is the Latest Privacy Threat" (http://ow.ly/MYpNx )
JK--Does this mean privacy watchdogs will sniff sewage treatment plants?
"S.
Hawking fears robots could take over in 100 years" (http://ow.ly/MYpwC )
JK--Could they start any sooner? Need fix for global warming
What
I call th "Altman problem" some call the "Cocktail Party
problem." Detangling overlapping voices in noisy settings. Deep-learning
algos
"The
Human Application of Cognitive Computing and Big Data" (http://ow.ly/MX7nP )
JK--Summary of recent industry panel I spoke on.
Healthcare
providers weigh in on how analytics improves care http://dy.si/g7JJ
Transforming
the customer care model using predictive and real-time analytics http://dy.si/r9rD4
How
the Makers of Things connect the components of IoT http://dy.si/TPNgk
Crowdsrcng
Big Data creativity? Algorithmic tango of deep+shallow learning p1 http://ow.ly/MWkPT
p2 http://ow.ly/MWkQY
Thurs #IBM qh
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Dazzle by Siouxsie
& The Banshees from Hyaena JK--1984. Nice one. Unusual one for them.
Symphonic backdrop.
Dear
People Who Put "Whistleblower" in Their LinkedIn Profiles: Unless
you're a football referee, it's not clear this makes you hireworthy.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Thou Shall Not Murder
by Elvis Depressedly JK--2015. Best rockstar-name takeoff in bandname since
Ringo Deathstarr
"Hadoop’s
Speculative Execution at glance" (http://ow.ly/MVyaP )
JK--Not as naughty as it sounds.
"Without
Big Insight, Big Data Useless" (http://ow.ly/MVxal )
JK--Thank U. IBM could not agree more. BigInsights: http://ow.ly/MVxeQ
Verizon
buying AOL. I'm at my laptop in what used to be my son's bedroom. Long ago,
young Jason decorated all walls w/free AOL promo CDs.
A
bit on the cool windy side today. Wouldn't you know it, a day after we'd put
away the long-sleeved pullover shirts.
Please
join us on “What is Spark?” #SparkInsight #ApacheSpark
Crowdchat Thurs May 21 11am ET https://www.crowdchat.net/sparkinsight
Medical
community and #IBM are
teaching Watson to help doctors treat #cancer http://to.pbs.org/1EDl0xj
via @NewsHour @hari #ibmwatson
jameskobielus retweeted
Printing
out all the latest emails demanding my immediate attention. And I've given them
that. I printed them all out immediately.
Mining
the Internet of Things for new insights http://dy.si/sobg
How
Twitter data helps shape public policy | The Big Data Hub http://dy.si/P42f6
"IBM
Helps Brands ... Complexity of Marketing ...Relevant Customer Experiences"
(http://ow.ly/MTpkD )
JK--IBM Journey Analytics, etc
Behavioral
analytics? ML analytics of data-driven prudence, empathy, ... p1: http://ow.ly/MTmA3
p2: http://ow.ly/MTmB9
Wed #IBM qh
My
favorite chuckle-producing spams are those that tell me I can "meet women
50+" & "meet Asian women." You want me to meet my actual
wife?
Opened
all the windows in the house. Wearing summer skimpies indoors. Barefoot &
drinking iced tea. Thank you mid-May!
Dashed
off a long analytical blog on Spark use cases. Been coiled up in my
consciousness for some time. Will appear soon. Try 2 B definitive
Sleepy
LaBeef "Every Day" (http://ow.ly/MSy8Q ) JK--1968. Not sure
what's cooler: this musician's stage name or birthplace: Smackover AR
Listening
to a music-on-hold muzak version of "Spooky." Here's what I prefer:
the Classics IV hit recording of it: http://ow.ly/MRaSy
One
of my favorite dumb movie curses is "I'll see you in hell!" Seems to
imply the speaker is also going to hell.
Don’t
chase unicorns: Build data analysts from within http://dy.si/v3rU
Hadoop:
A quick and easy guide to this flexible framework http://dy.si/TXtQ
Enhance
forecasting skills to be future ready http://dy.si/MAYE
"Science
[identifies] 3 pop music revolutions" (http://ow.ly/MQE9z )
JK--1964, 1983, 1991. Rapid shifts in timbre, harmony, chord changes
New
#IBM jk LinkedIn Pulse
post: "Connected Cars & The Coming Era of The Distributed
Data-Transmission Drivetrain" (http://ow.ly/MQBOk )
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp The Ledge by
Fleetwood Mac from Tusk JK--1979. Haven't heard this gr8 LBuckingham tune in
ages. Got minimal airplay.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Molly's Lips by The
Vaselines from Enter the Vaselines JK--1992. This woman sings in unnaturally
painfully high pitch
Drafted
new #IBM blog:
"Machine Learning as a Fluid Intelligence-Harvesting Service"
IoT?
Spark, wearable accelerometers & analytic measure of all things active p1 http://ow.ly/MQp30
p2 http://ow.ly/MQp4L
Tues #IBM qh
Enjoyed
"Wild" on DVD. Reese Witherspoon plays a complex, tortured character
with dignity & humor. Laura Dern also shines.
RT
@kexpplaylist #kexp Slow Dance by Th
Tallest Man on Earth from Dark Bird Is Home JK--2015. Swedish singer-songwriter
continues to deliver
Dear
body sculpt instructor: remember you are like a drummer. You keep the beat. If
U change tempo mid-measure, I may whack you w/my guitar
Next
Mon is Victoria Day in Canada .
Celebr8s capital o British Columbia .
US has Columbus Day 4 same reason. Ay-oh-way-to-go capital of Ohio !
"More
Biz Turning 2 Watson Analytics 4 Fast Access 2 Strategic Insights" (http://ow.ly/MOISD )
JK--Launch: Watson Analytics Professional
"
#IBM Unveils New Servers
Software Solutions to Help Customers Accel Hybrid Cloud Cmptg" (http://ow.ly/MOIGG )
JK--PowerSys, SDS, z, etc
"Survey:
#IBM Cloud Cited as
Fastest Growing Platform-as-a-Service by US Develprs" (http://ow.ly/MOIkq )
JK--By Enterprise Strategy Group
"IBM
Interactive Experience Named Largest Global Digital Agency" (http://ow.ly/MOI8N )
JK--By Advertising Age
"
#IBM Introduces New
Bluemix Svcs to Help Devs Create Analytics-Driven Cloud Apps" (http://ow.ly/MOHSS )
JK--Plus Bluemix API Mgmt
"
#IBM Sells More
All-Flash Storage in 2014 Than Any Other Competitor" (http://ow.ly/MOHJv )
JK--According to new Gartner study.
New
#IBM jk blog:
"Tracking and monetizing the genome of human mobility" (http://ow.ly/MOyxn )
"Drones
in the enterprise: The future of data collection" (http://ow.ly/MNIUc )
JK--Some types of enterprises, some types of data.
"Apache
Flink: New Hadoop contender squares off against Spark" (http://ow.ly/MNHzu )
JK--Good comparison article.
"Apache
ORC Launches as a Top-Level Project" (http://ow.ly/MNHk1 )
JK--Columnar storage format for #Hadoop.
"Real-Time
Stream Processing: The Next Step For Apache Flink" (http://ow.ly/MNGWn )
JK--One of many streaming alternatives "out there."
"Florence
Henderson Describes How Former NYC Mayor John Lindsay Gave Her Crabs" (http://ow.ly/MNFLU )
JK--Thanks Mrs Brady for that TMI.
"Coming
Problem of Our iPhones Being More Intelligent Than We Are" (http://ow.ly/MNF12 )
JK--"Computationally intelligent"? Pls explain
"Sensitivity
Mapping of Document Databases" (http://ow.ly/MNDEB )
JK--Important exercise 4 mitigating usage risks o unstructured #bigdata
#ApacheSpark
streaming use cases. Good slideshare from @pacoid:
http://www.slideshare.net/pacoid/spark-streaming-case-studies …
My
eye glosses over "data wrangling." I thought at first glance that it
said "data wangling." Which sounds funnier. And slightly naughtier.
Eight
rewards for giving your customers a superior customer experience http://dy.si/2DYaK
Building
better healthcare outcomes on solid infrastructure and analytics http://dy.si/ammw3
Understanding
the context of unstructured data http://dy.si/yx7b
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@kexpplaylist #kexp Porcelain by Moby
from Play JK--1999. The epitome of chill.
"What
is the Internet of Everything (IoE)?" (http://ow.ly/MNfSZ ) JK--I
like that pinup-grade infographic.
"This
Is How Fast America
Changes Its Mind" (http://ow.ly/MNeNo ) JK--Graph of how
rapidly states changed laws on landmark social matters
"Apple
and #IBM Announce Plans
For Elder-Support Svc In Japan "
(http://ow.ly/MNdDS )
JK--iPads with senior-friendly quality-of-life apps
"Deep
Learning Machine Solves the Cocktail Party Problem" (http://ow.ly/MNd8y )
JK--Distinguishing voices from noise--or background music
New
#IBM #SparkInsight @jameskobielus @jshorwitz @madiakc blog: "The power behind
Apache Spark" (http://ow.ly/MNbCz )
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@kexpplaylist #kexp Marquee Moon by
Television JK--"New Wave" voice = blend of Tom Verlaine, David Byrne,
Ric Ocasek, & Mark Mothersbaugh
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@kexpplaylist #kexp Another You by Jacco
Gardner from Hynophobia JK--2015. Another good one from this artist, who's new
2 me (but 3rd LP)
Power
is when it’s you that moves you to act. Weakness is when you simply react to
extrinsic compulsions.
RT
@JSHorwitz: The power behind Apache
Spark | The Big Data Hub @jameskobielus
writes an impressive on @apachespark
https://lnkd.in/einA3GX
When
I'm a bit weary of thinking, I like to deflect every "why?" question
with a reflex response of "why not?" Buy time to find a clue.
RT
@UberFacts: Buzz Aldrin left a copy
of Playboy on the moon.
